And Some More of My Jokes and My Sayings:

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1,046. The Man said, “Will, He has a Strong Will, and He Will do that in His Will.”
1,048. As a Person’s Intellectual and Cognitive Abilities Increase, so often does someone’s Thinking and/or Certain Actions and Inactions. For example, a person who is 33 years of age will often play a card game differently than when He or She was a Child.

1,049. At a Dentist’s Office, The Man said, “I have only had 89,352 Dental Cavities so far, and I think that there will only be 31,898 more Dental Cavities during this Dental Exam, although there may be 2 more Dental Cavities than that.” And The Dentist Replied, “You must brush your teeth every day.”

1,050. A Cat and a Microwave Oven and a Mini Refrigerator and a Boom Box came out of a Man’s Mouth during a Dental Exam at a Dentist’s Office.

1,051. The Man said to another Man, “I am a Reader. And I have Read Millions upon Millions of Words, and I have Read Thousands upon Thousands of Pages, and I have Read Dozens of Books. Are you also a Reader?”
1,054. The Man said, “I am also an AVI, which also Means that I am also a VIA.”
1,061. “Tit for Tat, Mr. Matt,” said a Cat during some Chit Chat.

1,063. At The Movie Set, The Man said, “Actors and Actresses, are you ready for the Next Scene? 1, 2, 3, and Turnips, Celery, and Cabbages!”

1,065. The Man said, Very Fast, and Very Quickly: “I am a Clevelander. And I am a Portlander. And I am an Oregonian. And I am an American. And I am a Georgetowner. And I am a Willametter. And I am a Bridger. And I Learned a Lot. And I am a Good Person. And I’m a Good Person.”

1,066. The Man said, “There is Reality. And there are also Multiple Realities (also known by the Acronym “MR”). There is that which is Good. And there is that which is Moral. And there is that which is Special.”

1,067. The Secretary of a Doctor’s Office said that there would be Out of Pocket Costs, and The Client, who is a Man, said, “Let Me see what I have in My Pockets.” And He pulled out a Washer, a Dryer, a Large Refrigerator, and an Elephant out of His Pockets.
1,070. Older Hands do Much Good Work that Younger Hands can Not do, and Younger Hands also do Much Good Work that Older Hands can Not do. Both Older Hands and Younger Hands do Much Good Work.

1,071. The Man went up to 4 People at a Party, and He said,
“Both are True. Yea Hah!”

1,072. The Man said, “It is Not Very Important, and My Skin’s Color sometimes changes color, and it can, and it has, on different occasions be a Very White Color, a Pale Color, a Porcelain Color, an Ivory White Color, a Blushing Color, especially when I am Hot, or when it is Hot outside, and other Colors, and in some ways sort of like a Chameleon. Chameleon.”

1,074. The Man said, “Those Fictional Ones. Those Fake Ones. That person may be, and is probably, referring to Those Fictional Ones. And that person may be, and is probably, referring to those Fake Ones. Fictional. Fake.”
1,076. The Man said, “That is US, and so I won’t do That. US.”

1,077. The Man said, “I help Create Good Medications. Good Medications (also known by the Acronym ‘GM’). Medications.”

1,078. The Man said, “I often know that that is Just the Way it is. That is That. And This is This. And I am often Not Too Interested in the Question of ‘Why.’ Curiosity killed the Metaphorical cat. And I am Not too Curious about Things.”

1,079. The Man who was 33 Years of Age said, “That I am Still Alive is Significant and Important. And that I am Healthy is also Significant and Important. And that I am Well Educated is also Significant and Important. And that I am Well Fed is also Significant and Important. And there are Many More Things that are also Significant and Important.”
1,082. The Man said, “It could have been Much More Sick. And it could have been Sicker. And it could have been Much More Icky. And it could have been Ickier. And it could have been Worse. And it could have been Much More Worse. And it could have been Worser.”

1,083. The Man said, “We have Many Warm Water Ports (WWP), and this is Good. Warm Water Ports are Good to Have. And We are Good.”

1,084. The Man said, “I know that by My Instinct (MI). And I know that by My Good Instinct (MGI). My Instinct. My Instincts (MI). My Good Instinct. My Good Instincts (MGI). Instinct. Instincts. Good Instinct (GI). Good Instincts (GI).”
1,086. The Man and The Woman were both Thinking about Paradise. And The Man and The Woman are both Thinking about Paradise. And The Man is Thinking about Paradise. And The Woman is Thinking about Paradise. And The Man was Thinking about Paradise. And The Woman was Thinking about Paradise. And We are Thinking about Paradise. And We were Thinking about Paradise. Paradise.

1,087. The Man said, while Ironing His Clothes with an Iron, “Irene, I have Ire, and I am Irked, that you are having Iron Supplements.”

1,088. The Man Stared and Stared, and Comically Stared and Stared, at Many People. Finally, a Man asked, “What are you staring at? Can I Help You?” And the Staring Man replied, “I wanted to know if you had a candy bar? I like to eat candy bars, in moderation.”
1,093. The Man said, “That Person should, and probably will, Play that Card only if that Person should Play that Card. And that Person should, and probably will, Play those Cards only if that Person should Play those Cards. And all of this is probably Good. Card. The Card. The Cards. Cards. Card Playing. The Playing of Cards. Game. The Game. The Games. Games. Game Playing. The Playing of Games.”

1,096. The Man said, “I am Frosty. And My Name is also Frosty. Frosty.”

1,097. The Man said, “I was a Defender for My Soccer Team. And I Played Pretty Well. And I won an Award from My Soccer Team, which was called The Astros.”
1,099. The Man said, “The Bill is due on the 88th Day of this Month.”

1,101. The Man said, “Does that Person know The Whole Story? And does that Person know all of the Very Important Parts of the Whole Story?”

1,103. Some of Buddy the Dog’s hair is Coarse, Rough, and Hard, and some of Buddy the Dog’s hair is Soft. And this is also a Metaphor about Many Important Things in Life.

1,104. The Man said, “She is a Fellow Good Character, and I like Her. And she is a Fellow GC, and I like Her. A Good Character, and also Good Characters, are known by the Acronym ‘GC’.” GC.

1,105. On His Hand, The Member of The Cast had on a Cast, from His Time when an Airplane Crash made Him a Castaway on an Island that had a Caste System.

1,106. When The Man opened His Mailbox, an Arm came out of The Mailbox, and someone from inside the Mailbox asked, “Can I please borrow 21 dollars and Fifty Eight cents?”
1,108. The Man said, “Are you Elizabeth Morse’s Daughter?” And The Woman replied, “No, and I am Elizabeth Morse.” And The Man said, “But you must be Elizabeth Morse’s Daughter, as you look just like Elizabeth Morse.”
1,110. The Man said, “That Curse lasted for only about 7 days, and then that Curse ended.”

1,114. The Man said, while looking at a Dam, “Man, Izzy is a Man!”

1,115. The Man said, “My Mom and My Dad are both Listed on My Birth Certificate.”

1,116. At a Restaurant, after telling the Waitress that He would like his first dessert a la carte and his second dessert from the cart, Mr. Benjamin Card said, “Mrs. Carr, you need a New Card to get a Car.”

1,117. The Man said, “I am also Psychic. Psychic.”

1,119. When the The Topic of Alzheimer’s Disease came Up, The Man in the College Classroom said “What I have Not discussed so far is . . .” while saying the same Thing over and over.

1,120. When The Man was asked to do Chores, He said, “I am going to Recuse Myself from doing that Chore, as there is a Conflict of Interest. Furthermore, I am going to Recuse Myself from doing Every Chore, as there are Conflicts of Interest.”
1,123. The Man said to a Person at a Party, Very Frantically, “That was a Typo. Almost everyone has made a Typo. And the website wouldn’t allow Him to Change the Year of Birth that was a Typo. Have you ever made a Typo? It would be Rare for an Adult over the age of 21 to have Never made a Typo. I used to correct Typos for a Living at a Newspaper as a Copy Editor, and I know that many People have made Typos. And that is OK.” Typo.
1,125. The Man said, “I have had Many Jobs in My Life, and I am also My House’s Dishwasher and Housecleaner.”
1,128. The Woman asked The Man, “What happened to your Hands? I have Never seen Hands with so Many Burns. What Happened?” And The Man replied, “That is from My Years of Handling Scalding Hot Pots and Pans, as I learned about Eight Years ago from someone that Oven Mitts are Very Unhealthy to Use.”

1,132. The Man said, while Moving His Hands Up and Down by His Own Face: “I am a Scholar. And I am a Student of Psychology. And I am also a Student of Abnormal Psychology. Boing!”
1,136. The Man said, “The Statute of Limitations for that Crime is between about 7 seconds to 7 minutes, and then that Crime is Time Barred (TB) from being Tried in Court.”

1,137. The Adult Male Basketball Players wore Hockey Masks, Skis, Snow Shoes, and Dresses while Playing Basketball on The Basketball Court.

1,142. The Man said, “Because He Loves US. And because He Likes US. And because He Loves Me. And because He Likes Me. Because She Loves US. And because She Likes US. And because She Loves Me. And because She Likes Me. Loves. Likes.”

1,143. The Man said, “Because He Loved US. And because He Liked US. And because He Loved Me. And because He Liked Me. Because She Loved US. And because She Liked US. And because She Loved Me. And because She Liked Me. Loved. Liked.”
1,145. The Man said, “The Talented and Gifted Person. Talented and Gifted. TAG. TAGGED.”


1,150. During a Baseball Game, The Baseball Team Members that wore Red Uniforms all went into Convulsions on the Field, as did all Spectators wearing Red T-Shirts and/or Red Sweatshirts and/or Red Coats in The Stadium, and all the Spectators wearing those things while watching The Game on Television, with there being, for example, 8 Family Members watching The Game on Television, and two of those Family Members who were wearing Red Went into Convulsions.
1,152. The Man said, “That May Backfire. And that will Likely Backfire. And that will Very Likely (VL) Backfire. Backfire. Bad Consequences (BC).”
1,154. The Man said to Eight People at a Party, each Individually, “Janus.”

1,158. The Man said, “My Name is Mr. Purloined, and that Man just Purloined your Toilet Plunger (TP).”

1,159. The Man said, “Many Dogs do Not Understand (DNU) why they should Not Usually (NU) Bark while they are Outside during The Night. And that is OK.”

1,160. The Man said to another Man, “Remember that there may be some Agent Provocateurs (AP) prowling around trying to get you to do something Incriminating.”

1,161. The Man said, “I would Never participate in a Comedy Roast of another Individual. And I will Never participate in a Comedy Roast of another Individual. And I have Never participated in a Comedy Roast of another Individual. And I am Not participating in a Comedy Roast of another Individual.”

1,162. The Man said, “I am The Watcher. And I am The Observer. And I am The Reader. And I am The Writer. Watcher. Observer. Reader. Writer. TW. TO. TR. TW.”

1,163. A Man named Zak put Large Artificial Wings Man over another Man named Tim, and Tim said, “What are you doing?” And Zak replied, “Someone told Me to take you under My Wings. And that is what I’m doing.”
1,165. While Playing Poker, The Man said, “Check out these cards: A Royal Flush. This is My 288th Royal Flush that I’ve had today.”
1,167. The Store Clerk asked the Grocery Store Client, “Would like to Pay the Real Value (RV) for this Candy Bar?” And The Client said, “How much is the Real Value for this Candy Bar?” And The Clerk replied, “87.184 Trillion Dollars and 42 Cents.” And The Man said, “I think I’ll instead pay the price that is on the candy bar instead.” And The Clerk Replied, “Are you an Honest Person?”

1,168. The Woman said to a guy, “It is Nice to see you. How are you doing My Friend? I like your shirt.” And the guy replied, while Jumping up and Down and while being Greatly Upset, “How dare you! Those are Fighting Words. You should know that those are Fighting Words. Take those words back you Evil Person (EP).”

1,169. The Man was Washing and Lathering His Hands in a Sink with Ketchup, Mayonnaise, Mustard, Lettuce, Salami, Red Paint, Glue, and Rocks, and a guy asked, “Why are you washing your hands with Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard, Lettuce, Salami, Red Paint, Glue, and Rocks?” And The Man replied, “Someone needs to Teach you some Good Lessons about Personal Hygiene, Mister.”

1,170. The Vipers looked around. And The Viper looked around. The Snakes looked around. And The Snake looked around. The Vipers (TV). The Viper. The Snakes (TS). The Snake. Vipers. Viper. Snakes. Snake.
1,176. The Man called His Professor, and The Professor said, “I can’t write your recommendation to Georgetown University, as I’ve been Officially Dead for 28 Years after I Officially choked to death on toothpaste.”
1,179. The Man asked the Woman, “The Hot Water has Not been ran in this house for 33 years, and do you think this has been enough time for the Water Heater to have had time to reheat the water?” And The Woman replied, “33 years is probably Not enough Time. Let us give the Water Heater 34 more years to Rejuvenate, and then We can see if the Water gets Heated. You should be Patient.”
1,181. The Construction Workers used Turkey Basters, Toilet Plungers, Spoons, Forks, Hot Dogs, Oranges, Apples, and Bananas to do Construction Work, to Pound in Nails, and to Break up Bricks.
1,182. While Watching Television, and while Looking in Mirrors, and while doing other Activities, The Man frequently made Guttural sounds with His Mouth, sort of Like Baby Talk (BT), as one of His Ways of Communicating, and while He Frequently Smiled, and while He Frequently Laughed.
1,184. The Man said, “All is Quite on the Western, Eastern, Northern, and Southern Fronts. There is Peace. Peace.”

1,185. The Man said, “That could potentially Cost Too Many Chips. Chips, in addition to being Literal Objects, are also Metaphors. Chips.”

1,187. The Woman said, “Does He shave His Legs?” And The Man replied, “If you really knew Him, that would Not be the Thing that you would be Really Focusing on.”

1,188. The Man, who was Dressed in a Halloween Outfit -- a Wizard’s Clothing -- knocked at a Door, and He said, “Happy Halloween.” And The Woman replied, “It is Christmas, Not Halloween.” And The Man said, “I live by The Motto: The Early Bird gets the Worm.”

1,189. The Man stuffed Cake, Pie, and Ice Cream in a Mailbox, and He made a Big Mess. A Woman asked, “What are you doing?” And The Man replied, “I want to leave The Mailman a Christmas Gift, so that He does Not Starve to Death.”

1,193. Two Soccer Teams played a Soccer Match on an Ice Skating Rink, while wearing cleats, and Many Soccer Players slipped and fell on the ice.
1,196. The Man asked a guy, “What are you doing? Why are you gluing 801 Shoe Heels Together?” And the guy replied, “I want to be Well Heeled.”

1,197. The Television Show had its 89th Trillion Television Episode.

1,199. The Man said to another Man, “After you Bathe, and after you have put on Deodorant, and after you Brush your Teeth, and after you stop Stinking, We will go to the Coliseum to See the Wrestling Matches that happened 81 Trillion Years ago. I Normally do Not care if someone Stinks; however, today is a Tuesday, and Tuesdays are the one day of the week where I care if someone stinks.”

1,202. The Man said, “I am going to call Myself on My Cellphone to See if I’m still Here.”

1,203. The Man said, “Do Not allow that to Sabotage You. Sabotage. And there are Stumbling Blocks (SB). Stumbling Blocks. SB.”

1,205. The Man said to another Man, “Today is your 89th Billion 683 Million 173 Thousand 482nd Birthday. Happy Birthday! You have had a lot of Fun. And you will continue to have a lot of Fun.”

1,206. The Store Clerk said, “Here are your lottery tickets. Now What Lottery Numbers should I input into the Computer to be the Winning Numbers?”

1,209. The Person said, “The Messiah.” The Messiah. Messiah.

1,210. The Man said, “There is a Compartment for this Compartment’s Compartment, for when you want to Compartmentalize a Compartment’s Compartment.”

1,212. The Police Officer gave a Person a Speeding Ticket for, “Walking 2.8 Miles per hour in a 1.8 Miles per hour Section of the City.”

1,213. The Man was Rolling a Rolling Pin up and down His arms, when a guy asked, “What are you doing?” And The Man replied, “I’m trying to spread Myself Too Thin with this Rolling Pin.”

1,214. The Man kept on Yelling, “I’m a Proud Welfare Mama,” and another Man replied, “I’m also a Proud Welfare Mama, and please keep it down, as I’m Watching Wrestling on Television.”

1,215. Two Fabric Threads on a Fashion Runway were Pulled, which caused Two Models to Spin around and around until They were just left with their Undergarments on.

1,217. The Man said, “My Girlfriend and I like to go Fishing together.” And the other Man replied, “My Girlfriend and I like to Drink like Fish together.”
1,222. The Man filled The French Press Completely with Coffee Grounds, and He said, “I like My Coffee Very Strong. So Strong that there is No Room for the Hot Water on the Coffee Grounds in The French Press.”
1,225. In The Restaurant, The Man who was also a Waiter, took off His Eye Glasses, and He Pushed one of the Lenses into a Cup of Coffee, and He asked a Customer, “Excuse Me, did you say that you wanted One Eye Glass Lens in your Coffee, or Two?”
1,227. The Post Man cut 4 Envelopes in Half, and a Post Woman asked, “What are you doing? Why are you cutting those envelopes in Half?” And The Post Man replied, “These customers only have half the postage required on each of their envelopes, and so the recipient will only get half of their envelope. Half for Half.”
1,230. A Very, Very Miniature Wagon was pulled by a Van, and The Man said, “Is this the Van to the Airport?” And The other Man replied, “No, the Van is the Very, Very Miniature Wagon, and in order to fit inside the Wagon, you’ll need to lose about 98.7% of Your Body Weight, and you’ll also need to lose about 99.99351% of Your Height. Time to get in Shape, Mr. Mister Flabby.”
1,232. The Man said, “I am going to Invent games called Chess, Checkers, Blackjack, Poker, and Solitaire.” And The Woman replied, “Those games were already Invented a long time ago.” And The Man said, “You’re kidding Me. I have Never heard of them before.”
1,233. The Woman said to The Man, “You have a Very Nice Pair of Legs.” And The Man replied, “Thank you. I am Attached to Them. And I mean that both Figuratively and Literally.”
And the following are some More of My Jokes and My Sayings:

B1. Many people, right next to each other, telegraphed things to each other, and also in Multiple Languages.

B2. “Different” as a Double Entendre – You are Different from when I last saw you 7 years ago.


B3. The Man said, “That Meal was Great. And I’m Full.” And The Woman replied, “No, you are Brandon.” Contributed by Grandma Carolyn, and Written with Grandma Carolyn’s Permission.

B4. The Man’s Name is Tableau Rasi.

B5. The Man said, “Two more are often better than Tumors.”

B6. A Kitchen Mixer for a Keyboard, and a Microwave for a Computer Mouse.

B6A. The Man said, “I would lose My Head if it were Not attached. And that would be a terrible thing to lose.”

B7. The Plant was Literally Hollering for Light, while saying “Hollering. Hollering.”

B8. What time? Too early.

B9. Information Booths are Good for Information.

B10. “Mr. Links Links Links More Links Even More Links 88 Links 84,000 Links,” your Table is Ready.

B11. A Change of Address Form: A Sewer somewhere in Antartica.

B12. Baggage Tags for Many Things for a Short Car Ride.

B12A. The Plant Bloomed for Her after His Death.

B13. Can you go to the Restroom for Me?

B14. Physical at a Doctor’s Office for Silverware and Plates and Glasses and Clothing.



B15. Preemptive Water Dousing for Firefighters in a House – Because there is an approximate 0.000081% Chance of a Fire in the Next 101 Years.

B16. Raccoon and Other Figurines Fed and Watered.


B17. The Automobile had a Button that was Pushed that Had a Banana Peel (for other Car’s Slipping after it lifted up and tried to avoid walking over the banana peel) and Ice Cream, and other Things come out of the back of the car.


B18. Stairs and other Objects Bounced.

B19. He Literally Won’t do that again.

B21. Lottery Ticket Calling Back on a Telephone – Kidnapped.



B21A.. Clothes Pins while in the Car because of the Stench.

B22. Christmases at Grandma’s House, sweat pouring off Her forehead, Great Foods and Drinks, and other Rememberances.

B31. Stink Spray

B32. Funeral for a Toilet Plunger and a Raccoon, and the Funeral Attendees wore Toilet Paper Suits and Toilet Paper Clothing.

B33. Birthday for Lottery Numbers and Lottery Tickets.

B34. Long Rolls of Toilet Paper for Earrings.

B34A. The Dead Man is dug up from His Grave, and His Skeletal Remains are Placed Under Arrest, and He is Miranderized, and He is Given Food and Water in a Prison, and He put on Trial, “Why don’t you speak when I ask you a Question?” Placed in Contempt of Court.
B35. 0.00000083 of a Penny Proposal, which translates into for those Very, Very, Infinitismal, Very Infinitsmal Purchases, for example, when someone buys one sixteenth of a piece of gum.


Some of My Writings:

B36. A Landsem Family Member – He said that He saw Family and Friends while on His Death Bed.

B37. A Legion of Angels – 10,000 or More Angels – Aunt Go Go

B38. A Joke: Shirt and Pants Really, Really Shrunk from the Washer and the Dryer – Need to lose some Weight.

B38A. I Want to See Brandon.


B39. A Joke: Tissue – came back looking for a Fallen piece of Tissue that was connected to His Shoe after walking out of the Restroom – Elmer, The Piece of Tissue, are you Here? Where are you Elmer? -- 83 years later.

B40. Long Skipping Contest.

B41. Choking Hazard for Elves, Nymphs, Goblins, and Dinosaurs, specifically Flying Dinosaurs with only 3 and a Half teeth.

B42. Hamburger Face and Hot Dog Face and Apple Face – with Pieces of Hamburger, Hot Dog, and Apples on Their Faces.

B43. Got the Joke 83 Zillion Years Later.

B43A. Clothes, such as Clothes on Beaches, throughout History – World View, as World Views Manifest Themselves in Many Tangible and Intangible Ways.



B44. A Turtle was asked to go “outside” of the Bar for a Fight. “Shell Shock.”

B46. Surrounded by Strong Men and by Strong Women throughout My Life.


B47. The Man said, "I’m Too Tired to be Tired."

B48. He was a Crooner and a Coroner who also Played a Coronet, and He had an Abrasion on His Cornea from a Piece of Corn.

B49. A Joke: Voter – 8 Million Votes for Each Voter?

B50. Speculation and Hearsay Joke in a Courtroom.

B51. Always Add, and you cannot Always Subtract – Grandma Carolyn


B53. Grandma Carolyn: “Marlin was such a sweet kid.”

B55. About Uncle Marlin: “Went on to a Better Life,” and She, “Knew that He believed in God.”

B56. “Grandpa Ted was Very Happy Go Lucky.”
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B57. Good Times with Family and Friends – Fishing, Skiing, and Hiking, and I am, “Set up athletically to be good at those things.” (Grandma Carolyn).

B58. I would, as a small child, walk behind Grandpa Sid and say, “Bite Grandpa, Bite.” About pickles, etc.

B59. “You look tired Grandpa. Let’s take a Break,” about 4, 5, and 6 and Beyond. Hiking into Lakes.

B60. Grandpa Sid, “We used to catch a lot of trout.”

B61. Aunt Fan: “You are looking old Maude,” Maude: “you are Not looking like a Spring Chicken Yourself.” Grandpa Sid, “The war is going on.” Grandpa Sid: “First time I heard them say that they loved each other,” and they hugged each other. Maude in the parking lot: “who was that?”

B62. Grandpa Ted, “Full of Family Values. Very, Very Intelligent. Great sense of Humor. Jokester. Happy, Happy, Happy. A self-made Man. A Hardworker.” – Grandma Carolyn.
B63. “My chunky legs,” as a Child – Grandma Carolyn.
B64. Grandpa Sid’s Grandpa, Crawford, a good Friend of President Abraham Lincoln, in Indiana and lived near Him, and Lincoln gave Him a cane.
B65. A Man, from Oregon, right before He died, he said, as did a Landsem Family Member right before His Death, that He saw My Grandpa Ted, and He said, on His Deathbed, “Ted is right here. He’s come to get Me.”

B66. Uncle Marlin Talked Very Little about what happened in Vietnam, and, as My Grandpa Sid said, Very Few Men talked about Everything that Happened during Wartime.
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B67. Grandma Carolyn – Grandpa Ted had on an Oxygen Mask, and Grandma Carolyn asked Him, “Dad, can you hear Me?” Grandpa Ted then squeezed Her Hand. Grandma Carolyn then said, “I love you. I love you.”

B68. After His Stroke, Uncle Larry Marched by the Nurse’s Station after it was discussed whether to Pull His Life Support Tubes.

B69. Grandpa Ted’s Funeral nearly shut down the whole town of Molalla, when He passed away in the 1960s. Shriners.
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B70. Mom – Tap Dancing and Recitals. Wanny Loues instead of Lonny Loues.
B71. Grandma Carolyn Haughton’s Bartering Award for Cruise Ship’s Contest.

B72. Tom Didvad – Friends of the Landsems, and He was the only child from parents who came on a boat from Norway. He started by picking up eggs in his car.
Tom and Sally started Willamette Egg Farms. I remember going Fishing and Skiing with Tom, Grandpa Sid, and Myself.

B73. US Marines – A person who is a US Marine will Always Really be a US Marine – as told to Me during a Meal at a Subway Restaurant by the Wife of a US Marine, and Nurse who was a Roommate in our House – She had come from Texas to Oregon for a Job as a Nurse.

B74. Landsems – a close Knit Family; reunions; visiting; Sunday Visiting;

And Some More of My Jokes and My Writings:

B75. When Fishing with Grandpa Sid: Ospreys, saw many while fishing. Birds of Prey and Fish – claws and fish can drown the Birds.
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B75A. Spring pulled back too hard – in one of My Movies.
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B76. A lot of Book Readers (BR) in My Family.
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B77. Grandma Carolyn, about Me as a Child, “So easy to take care of. Rocked you and singing to you Baby Songs.” “Love you forever and ever.”
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B78. Joke: It is OK if you talk to yourself, as long as you do Not answer yourself.
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B79. “Come on Bess,” Grandma Hjordis about Her Car. Music Lessons and Voice Lessons. Played the piano. Sung at Her Church and elsewhere.
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B80. Grandpa Ted to Grandma Carolyn: “Does this make sense?” About Accounting, etc. Change to Grandma Carolyn for Lunch, etc.
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B81. “Over the Hill” – Double Entendre Meaning.
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B83. A Joke: Ghetto part of a Shopping Mall.
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B85. Dab of Sunscreen Joke – A Person thinks that that Dab is Enough, and He says, after Looking at His Severe Sunburn, “at least this part didn’t get Very Badly Burnt.”
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B86. New Toilet and Appliances Joke – They Wear out quickly, like from One Flush – Time for a New Toilet.
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B90. 2 Extreme Sizes of Water Fountains.
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B91. Joke: Extremely Large Print – One Letter Per Page.
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B92. Joke: Respect This Toothpick.
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B93. Joke: Male Home Pregnancy Tests.
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B94. A Joke: Closet and Refrigerator – a place to Sleep? Joke. Toilet and shower and toothbrush and toothpaste: what is that? And scared of those Things.
B95. Jokes: Clothes have Grown! And They Really Grew Huge.

B96. Grandma Carolyn, “you still don’t like things around your neck.” Which can be a Double Entendre.
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B98. A Joke: A Very, Very Short Sleep and other Activities – both Long and Short Amounts of Time, for example, tying the shoes and eating.
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B99. Joke: The Bank Charged 8 million percent interest per year for a deposit into a Savings Account. And someone charged the LENDER 18 million percent interest per year for being allowed to BORROW money.
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B100. A Joke: Many people say they are “Full” after eating a very small amount of Food, and drink a very small amount of Liquid. Eat Air too.
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B101. A Joke: A child was charged for basic items by his parents.
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B102. A Joke: A person is sued for smiling at another person, and asking, “How are you doing?’
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B103. A Joke: Errors in teaching basic math and spelling and geography and history.
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B106. Lollipop Fever and Spaghetti Cold – Causes and also the cures. Spaghetti causes Fever, and cures the cold, and Lollipops causes Cold, and cures Fever. Joke.
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B107. RL (Real Law)
TRL (The Real Law)
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Joke Alphabet:
B108. WQARESTZYZQETUOTA – Now I know The Jumbled and Twisted WQAs, Next time won’t you refuse and refrain from singing with Me and the Crocodile Next Door?
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B109. Joke: “8 people arrested for Public Nudity and Indecent Exposure and Disorderly Conduct by Not wearing Hats and Watches.”
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B110. Joke: Unconditional Love for you. I will Always love you. And the person replies: Even if . . . . Even if . . .
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B111. Joke: A real orange for a phone, and a head of lettuce for another phone, and a Milk Carton for a Computer. Ate the phone and drank the computer? Those electronics are expensive!
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B112. Joke: Premonitions about My Pet Goldfish, My Pet Guppies, My Soap, My Wig, My Toupee, and My Cane deaths in 8.38 years. Can I get a draw on My California State Widows Benefits? Ma’m – No one can get an advance because of a premonition on Widows benefits. And Widows benefits are Not for Goldfish, Guppies, Soap, Wigs, Toupees, and Canes. The first person: “Why Not? I have My Marriage Licenses for those 6 things right here. Are you Weirdophobic?”
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B113. Bread, Apple, and Banana, and Lollipop Cars.
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B114. A Joke: A Person is in love with a Blank Notebook (other was Worn Out – and too many tattooes on its pages.) Fatter than My Previous Notebooks. I love you so much My Fat Notebook. Writes – Will you marry Me My Chubby Notebook. The Person then writes – Human, you are moving too Fast. Let’s go on a Date First. The person writes: Where would like to go? Human, nearly anywhere except a Shredder.
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B121. Funny Questions at a Job Interview. “Am I allowed to bring an Ampersand to Work? Then a picture of an Ampersand (&) is shown. This Ampersand is My Best Friend.”
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122. Trouthouse Restaurant in Sunriver; Blondies Restaurant – that had Great Muffins and other Foods and Drinks -- by the Video Store that in the early 1990s had VHS Tapes, with tags by the movies that were picked up and carried to the counter.
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B123. A Norwegian at Sunriver: “This is a Landsem! She’s Rich,” about Grandma Carolyn.
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B124. Pepperoni Tree – people picking up pepperoni.
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B125. A Joke: Hopefully they won’t like these brownies so we can get more of them. Should we say that someone sneezed all over them? 
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More of My Jokes and Writings:
C1. A Joke: During a Press Conference in an indoor room, a Man in a Parachute was Propelled Sideways, and He almost bumped into the Speaker.
C2. The Rating System(s). The Rating System(s), from 0 to 10. The Rating System(s), from 0 being Extremely Low (EL), to 10 being Extremely High (EH). About that Subject. About those Subjects. Not about that Subject. Not about those Subjects.
C3. Subjective. Subjectives. Subjectively. Subjectiveness. About that Subject. About those Subjects. Not about that Subject. Not about those Subjects.
C4. Objective. Objectives. Objectively. Objectiveness. About that Subject. About those Subjects. Not about that Subject. Not about those Subjects.
C5. Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE).
C6. A Greater Understanding. Greater Understanding. A Better Understanding. Better Understanding. Understanding.
C7. Some Greater Understandings. Greater Understandings. Some Better Understandings. Better Understandings. Understandings.
C8. A Greater Understanding (AGU). Greater Understanding (GU). A Better Understanding (ABU). Better Understanding (BU). Understanding.
C9. Some Greater Understandings (SGU). Greater Understandings (GU). Some Better Understandings (SBU). Better Understandings (BU). Understandings.
C10. Holistic. Holistically. Not Holistic (NH). Not Holistically (NH).
C11. Specific. Specifically. Not Specific (NS). Not Specifically (NS).

C12. A Joke for one of My Movies: Diabetes and Hypoglycemia do Not go Well together.
C13. The Man said, “You have Plenty of Time. And You have had Plenty of Time. And You will have Plenty of Time.”
C14. The Man said, “You have Plenty of Time if that occurs. And You have had Plenty of Time if that occurs. And You will have Plenty of Time if that occurs.” Plenty of Time (POT). Plenty of Time if that occurs (POTITO).
C15. A Joke: Under Duress, The Man wore a Dress while Making a Big Mess while engaging in a Kiss with a Miss.
C16. A Joke: The Man accidently put the Pumpkin Pie in the Microwave for 60 Minutes instead of 60 Seconds, which made a Huge Mess.
C17. Federal. The Federal (TF). The Federal Property (TFP). The Federal Properties (TFP). The Federal Space (TFS). The Federal Spaces (TFS). The Federal Land (TFL). The Federal Lands (TFL). The Federal Territory (TFT). The Federal Territories (TFT). Federal Property (FP). Federal Properties (FP). Federal Space (FS). Federal Spaces (FS). Federal Land (FL). Federal Lands (FL). Federal Territory (FT). Federal Territories (FT). The Property (TP). The Properties (TP). The Space (TS). The Spaces (TS). The Land (TL). The Lands (TL). The Territory (TT). The Territories (TT). My Property (MP). My Properties (MP). My Space (MS). My Spaces (MS). My Land (ML). My Lands (ML). My Territory (MT). My Territories (MT). His Property (HP). His Properties (HP). His Space (HS). His Spaces (HS). His Land (HL). His Lands (HL). His Territory (HT). His Territories (HT). Her Property (HP). Her Properties (HP). Her Space (HS). Her Spaces (HS). Her Land (HL). Her Lands (HL). Her Territory (HT). Her Territories (HT). Our Property (OP). Our Properties (OP). Our Space (OS). Our Spaces (OS). Our Land (OL). Our Lands (OL). Our Territory (OT). Our Territories (OT). Their Property (TP). Their Properties (TP). Their Space (TS). Their Spaces (TS). Their Land (TL). Their Lands (TL). Their Territory (TT). Their Territories (TT). Property. Properties. Space. Spaces. Land. Lands. Territory. Territories.
C18. The Worker Member (TWM). The Worker Members (TWM). Worker Member (WM). Worker Members (WM). Worker Organization (WO). Worker Organizations (WO). Worker Organization Member (WOM). Worker Organization Members (WOM).
C19. A Joke: The Love Family (TLF and LF) frequently told Individuals, including a Stranger, and including Strangers, that They Loved Them.
C20. The Man said, “That would have been Worse. And that would have led to something Worse.” Worse. Worsen. Worsened. And that Would have been Worse (ATWHBW and TWHBW and WHBW).
C21. A Joke: Give Our Pet a Pet.
C22. Makes Sense (MS). Does Not Make Sense (DNMS).
C23. The Artificial (TA). The Artificials (TA). The Artificially (TA). The Natural (TN). The Naturals (TN). The Naturally (TN). The Real (TR). The Reals (TR). The Really (TR). The Reality (TR). The Realities (TR). Reality.
C24. The Not Artificial. The Not Artificials. The Not Artificially. The Not Natural. The Not Naturals. The Not Naturally. The Unnatural. The Unnaturals. The Unnaturally. The Not Real. The Not Reals. The Not Really. The Not Reality. The Not Realities. Not Reality (NR).
C25. The Man Made (TMM). Man Made (MM).
C26. Artificial. Artificials. Artificially. Natural. Naturals. Naturally. Real. Reals. Really. Reality. Realities.
C27. Not Artificial (NA). Not Artificials (NA). Not Artificially (NA). Not Natural (NN). Not Naturals (NN). Not Naturally (NN). Unnatural. Unnaturals. Unnaturally. Not Real (NR). Not Reals (NR). Not Really (NR). Not Reality (NR). Not Realities (NR).
C28. (The) Devil’s Advocate (TDA and DA). (The) Devil’s Advocates (TDA and DA).
C29. Calm. Calms. Calmly. Calming. Calmed. Not Calm. Not Calms. Not Calmly. Not Calming. Not Calmed. About that Subject. About those Subjects.
C30. The Mitigating Factor (TMF). The Mitigating Factors (TMF). Mitigating Factor (MF). Mitigating Factors (MF). The Mitigating (TM). Mitigate. Mitigating. Mitigated. The Non-Mitigating Factor (TNMF). The Non-Mitigating Factors (TNMF). Non-Mitigating Factor (NMF). Non-Mitigating Factors (NMF). The Non-Mitigating (TNM). Not Mitigate (NM). Non-Mitigating (NM). Not Mitigated (NM). Mens Rea (MR) -- someone’s True Intention (TI). Mens Rea -- someone’s True Intentions (TI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
C31. I encourage You to Watch and Listen to the Movie called, 300, and The Oracle Scene in that Movie, and there is also an Oracle in The Matrix Movies, and there are also Psychics in The Movie called, Minority Report, as well as in other Books and Movies.
C32. The Man said, “It is Not Very Important, and different parts of My Body are often different colors than other parts of My Body.”
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And Here are some More of My Jokes and My Writings:

C33. A Joke: A Pen Sharpener on Television, and Ink gets about everywhere, and a Salesperson say, “That’s OK if that Ink gets Everywhere, as I Heard that Ink is Good for Your Skin.”
D1. Specialty. Specialties. The Specialty (TS). The Specialties (TS).
D2. Professional. Professionals. The Professional (TP). The Professionals (TP). A Professional (AP). Some Professionals (SP). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
D3. Skilled. Skills. The Skilled (TS). The Skill. (TS). The Skills (TS). The Skill Set (TSS and SS). The Skill Sets (TSS and SS). A Skill (AS). Some Skills (SS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Skill. Skills. Skilling. Skilled. Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE).
D4. Expert. Experts. The Expert (TE). The Experts (TE). An Expert (AE). Some Experts (SE). Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE). Expertise. Expertises. Not an Expertise. Not Expertises. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
D5. Recovery from That (RFT). Recovered from That (RFT). Recover from That (RFT). Recovers from That (RFT).
D6. Recovery. Recovered. Recover. Recovers.
D7. A Joke: one of The Best Friends of a Child is a Coat’s Loop for a Button, and the Coat’s Loop is named “Frankie.”
D8. The Stage. The Stages. Stage. Stages.
D9. The Stage of that Person’s Life. The Stages of that Person’s Life. That Stage of that Person’s Life. Those Stages of that Person’s Life.
D8A. The Phase. The Phases. Phase. Phases.
D9A. The Phase of that Person’s Life. The Phases of that Person’s Life. That Phase of that Person’s Life. Those Phases of that Person’s Life.
D10. Significant. Very Significant. Extremely Significant. About that Subject. About those Subjects. About that Topic. About those Topics.
D11. Not Significant. Not Very Significant. Not Extremely Significant. About that Subject. About those Subjects. About that Topic. About those Topics.
D12. Insignificant. Very Insignificant. Extremely Insignificant. About that Subject. About those Subjects. About that Topic. About those Topics.
D13. (The) Network. (The) Networks. (The) Networking. (The) Networkings.
D14. The Man said, “The Psychological Concept (TPC and PC) known as Psychological Projection (PP) means when someone believes, either Correctly or Falsely, that someone believes something, which can be a Reflection of a Person’s own Thinking(s) and/or own Action(s). And Not everything has to do with Psychological Projection, as there is Reality, and there is Non-Reality (NR).”
D15. The Man said, “That might be a Coping Mechanism (CM). And those might be Coping Mechanisms (CM).” That Might Be (TMB and MB). Those Might Be (TMB and MB)
D16. The Man said, “I sort of like Shirley Temple (ST). And I sort of like another Person. And I sort of like other People.”
D17. Careful. Carefuls. Carefully. Care. Cares. Caring. Cared.
D18. The Reality (TR). The Realities (TR). Reality. Realities. The Subjective(s). The Subjectively. The Objective(s). The Objectively. The Holistic(s). The Holistically. The Information. The Informations. The Informative. The Informatives. The Instruction. The Instructions. The Instructioning. The Instructionings. The View(s). The Point of View(s). The World View(s). The OK. The Fine. The Sufficient. The Satisfactory. The Passing. The Pass. The Passes. The Passed. The Cumulative. The Cumulatives. The Cumulatively. The Gratitude(s). The Blessing(s).
D19. A Joke: Once Grandma was nearing the End of Her Puzzle, she got Nail Clippers, a Hammer, and a Chisel, and She was determined with Those Tools to make the Puzzle Pieces fit together.
D20. (The) Process of Elimination (TPOE and POE). (The) Processes of Elimination (TPOE and POE).
D21. (The) Process of Eliminations (TPOE and POE). (The) Processes of Eliminations (TPOE and POE).
D22. Intensity. Intensities. Low Intensity (LI). Very Low Intensity (VLI). Extremely Low Intensity (ELI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D23. Intensity. Intensities. High Intensity (HI). Very High Intensity (VHI). Extremely High Intensity (EHI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D24. Intensity. Intensities. Normal Intensity (NI). Very Normal Intensity (VNI). Extremely Normal Intensity (ENI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D25. Intensity. Intensities. Not Normal Intensity (NNI). Very Not Normal Intensity (VNNI). Extremely Not Normal Intensity (ENNI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D26. Intensity. Intensities. Medium Intensity (MI). Very Medium Intensity (VMI). Extremely Medium Intensity (EMI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D27. Intensity. Intensities. Good Intensity (GI). Very Good Intensity (VGI). Extremely Good Intensity (EGI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D28. Intensity. Intensities. Bad Intensity (BI). Very Bad Intensity (VBI). Extremely Bad Intensity (EBI). About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D29. Good Pace. Good Paces. Good Pacing. Good Pacings. Good Paced. Bad Pace. Bad Pace. Bad Pacing. Bad Pacings. Bad Paced. About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D30. The Man said, “Like many Individuals, the Famous Writer, Adam Smith, often lived in the same House with His Mother. And Many People live with Family Members. And Many People live with Friends. And Many People live with Family and Friends. And in Many Countries it is Very Common to have Family Members living in the Same House. And in Many Countries it is Very Common to have Many Family Members living in the Same House.”
D31. A Joke: The Person said, “I’m Too Full for the Rest of My Meal, and I am Not Too Full for that Candy Bar.”
D32. The Man said, “I sort of Helped Us. And I also sort of Helped You.” In a Roundabout Way (IARW). Not in a Roundabout Way (NIARW). In a Direct Way (INDW). In Not a Direct Way (INADW). In an Indirect Way (IAIW). Helped Us (HU). Helped You (HY). Helped Me (HM).
D33. Interdependent. Interdependency.
D34. In one of My Books: The House remembered when He was Little. And The House remembered when She was Little. And He remembered when that Person was Little. And She remembered when that Person was Little. And I remembered when that Person was Little. And We remembered when that Person was Little. And They remembered when that Person was Little.
D35. A Joke: A Person goes from Door to Door with a Sign on His Neck that says, “Me and My Dog Step on Stinker Bugs for Free.”
D36. A Joke: Facial Beards within Facial Beards, with different colors of Beards.
D37. A Person lets The Man rest when The Man should Rest. And Many People let The Man Rest when He should Rest. And The Man lets a Person rest when that Person should Rest. And The Man lets Many People Rest when They should Rest. And the same is also true with Recuperation. (The) Recuperation (TR). (The) Recuperations (TR). (The) Rest (TR). (The) Rests (TR).
D38. The Man said, “That is Right. And that other Thing is Not Right.” Right. Not Right (NR).
D39. The Man said, “That is Really Right. And that other Thing is Really Not Right.” Really Right (RR). Really Not Right (RNR).
D40. From the 2001 Movie, The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Rings: Galadriel: “It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest, and fairest of all Beings.”
D41. The Man said, “About One Percent. About Two Percent. About Three Percent. About Four Percent. About Five Percent. About Six Percent. About Seven Percent. About Eight Percent. About Nine Percent. About Ten Percent. About a Tenth. About 1/10th. About Eleven Percent. About Twelve Percent. About an Eighth. About 1/8th. A Great Part (AGP). Great Part (GP). A Part (AP). Part. A Little (AL). A Dab (AD). Present. A Lot (AL). A Good Percent (AGP and GP). A Good Percentage (AGP and GP). Some. About Twenty Five Percent. About a Quarter. About a Fourth. About 1/4th. About a Third. About Thirty Percent. About Thirty Three Percent. About 1/3rd. About Half. About Fifty Percent. About 1/2. About Fifty Eight Percent. About Two Thirds. About 2/3rds. About Seventy Five Percent. About One Hundred Percent. One Hundred Percent. 100 Percent. 100%. Completely. Totally. Complete. Completes. A Heritage (AH). The Heritage (TH). Heritage. Heritages. The Heritages (TH). The Ancestor (TA). The Ancestors (TA). The Ancestry (TA). The Ancestries (TA). Ancestor. Ancestors. Ancestry. Ancestries.”
D42. A Joke: Pumpkin Carvings in Funny Shapes.
D43. Apparent. Apparently. Not Apparent (NA). Not Apparently (NA).
D44. Really Apparent (RA). Real Apparently (RA). Not Really Apparent (NRA). Not Real Apparently (NRA).
D45. Obvious. Obviously. Not Obvious (NO). Not Obviously (NO).
D46. Really Obvious (RO). Real Obviously (RO. Not Really Obvious (NRO). Not Real Obviously (NRO).
D47. The Reasonable Person (TRP and RP). The Reasonable Person Standard in Law (TRPSIL and RPSIL).
D48. A Given (AG). Givens. Not a Given (NAG). Not Givens (NG).
D49. A Real Given (ARG). Real Givens (RG). Not a Real Given (NARG). Not Real Givens (NRG).
D50. On The Table (OTT). On The Tables (OTT). Not on The Table (NOTT). Not on The Tables (NOTT).
D51. Really On The Table (ROTT). Really On The Tables (ROTT). Not Really on The Table (NROTT). Not Really on The Tables (NROTT).
D52. Debatable. Not Debatable (ND).
D53. Really Debatable (RD). Not Really Debatable (NRD).
D54. Too Much (TM). Not Too Much (NTM). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
D55. The Congruently (TC). Congruently. The Simultaneous (TS). Simultaneous. The Simultaneously (TS). Simultaneously. At the same Time (ATST). At the same Times (ATST).
D56. Latent -- Present although Hidden. Latently. Not Latent. Not Latently. Non-Latent. Non-Latently.
D57. Satisfactory. Very Satisfactory. Extremely Satisfactory. Sufficient. Very Sufficient. Extremely Sufficient. Not Satisfactory. Not Very Satisfactory. Not Extremely Satisfactory. Not Sufficient. Not Very Sufficient. Not Extremely Sufficient.
D58. Icarus. The Story of Icarus. The Story of Icarus and His Wings that Melted when His Wings got Too Close to the Sun. Icarus’s Story. Icarus’s Story about His Wings that Melted when His Wings got Too Close to the Sun.
D59. (The) Emotion. (The) Emotions. (The) Emotional. (The) Emotionally. On that Subject. About that Subject.
D60. (The) Logical. (The) Logicals. (The) Logically. On that Subject. About that Subject.
D61. (The) Both Emotion and Logic. (The) Both Logics and Emotions. (The) Both Emotional and Logical. (The) Both Logically and Emotionally. On that Subject. About that Subject.
D62. (The) Sense. (The) Senses. (The) Sensing. (The) Sensings. (The) Sensed.
D63. (The) Pecking Order. (The) Pecking Orders.
D64. (The) Metaphorical Pecking Order. (The) Metaphorical Pecking Orders.
D65. (The) Hierarchy. (The) Hierarchies. (The) Hierarchal.
D66. (The) Interest. (The) Interests. (The) Interesting. (The) Interestings. (The) Interested.
D67. (The) Operating Cost. (The) Operating Costs.
D68. (The) Room. (The) Rooms.
D69. (The) Ad Hoc (AH). (The) Tailor Made. (The) Specifically Made. (The) Non-Tailor Made. (The) Not Specifically Made. (The) De Jure. (The) Concerning of The Law(s). (The) Concerning of The Real Law(s). (The) De Facto. (The) Concerning of The Fact(s). (The) Concerning of The Real Fact(s).
D70. The Man said, “Many Jobs are Really Good Jobs.” Good Job (GJ). Good Jobs (GJ). 
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And Here are some More of My Writings:

D71. (The) Observation. (The) Observations. (The) Observed.
D72. (The) Description. (The) Descriptions. (The) Descriptive.
D72. (The) Amount. (The) Amounts.
D73. (The) Portion. (The) Portions.
D74. (The) Size. (The) Sizes.
D74A. (The) Weight. (The) Weights.
D75. (The) Information.
D76. (The) Data. (The) Datum.
D77. (The) Comparison. (The) Comparisons. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS). About that Person (ATP). About those People (ATP). Not about that Person (NATP). Not about those People (NATP).
D78. (The) Knowledge. About that Subject (ATS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS). About that Person (ATP). About those People (ATP). Not about that Person (NATP). Not about those People (NATP).
D79. Talented. Very Talented (VT). Extremely Talented (ET). About that Subject (ATS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
D80. (The) Extent. (The) Extents. About that Subject (ATS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
D81. Egregious. Very Egregious (VE). Extremely Egregious (EE). About that Subject (ATS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
D82. Not Egregious (NE). Not Very Egregious (NVE). Not Extremely Egregious (NEE). About that Subject (ATS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
D83. Not. Yes. No. Maybe. Sometime. Sometimes. Perhaps. On the Condition that (OTCT). On the Conditions that (OTCT). About that Subject (ATS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:

D84. (The) Common Bond. (The) Common Bonds. (The) Uncommon Bond. (The) Uncommon Bonds. (The) Bond. (The) Bonds. (The) Commonality. (The) Commonalities.
D85. Resource. Resources.
D86. The Man said, “I frequently Sleep Well at Night. And I have frequently Slept Well at Night. And I will frequently Sleep Well at Night. And I frequently Sleep Well. And I have frequently Slept Well. And I will frequently Sleep Well.”
D87. The Pelican. The Pelicans. Pelican. Pelicans.
D88. The Pelican Feeding a Fellow Pelican. The Pelican Feeding Fellow Pelicans. The Pelicans Feeding a Fellow Pelican. The Pelicans Feeding Fellow Pelicans.
D89. The Writing. The Writings. Writing. Writings.
D90. The Book. The Books. Book. Books.
D91. The Movie. The Movies. Movie. Movies.
D92. The Film. The Films. Film. Films.
D93. The Comedy. The Comedies. Comedy. Comedies.
D94. The Joke. The Jokes. Joke. Jokes.
D95. The Compartment. The Compartments. Compartment. Compartments.
D96. The Compartmentalization. The Compartmentalizations. Compartmentalization. The Compartmentalizations.
D97. The Compartmentalized. Compartmentalized.
D98. The Smart. The Smarts. Smart. Smarts. About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D99. The Intelligent. The Intelligents. Intelligent. Intelligents. About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D100. The Brilliant. The Brilliants. Brilliant. Brilliants. About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D101. The Genius. The Geniuses. Genius. Geniuses. About that Subject. About those Subjects.
D102. (The) Skills. (The) Skilled. (The) Skill. (The) Skilling. (The) Skill Set (TSS). (The) Skill Sets (TSS). My Skills (MS). My Skill (MS). My Skill Set (MSS). My Skill Sets (MSS).
D103. The Man Frequently thought to Himself, “I am Special. And I am So Special.” And The Man Frequently, and Correctly, thought to Himself, “I am Special. And I am So Special.” And The Man Frequently thought to Himself that that Person is, “Special. And So Special.” And The Man Frequently, and Correctly, thought to Himself that that Person is, “Special. And So Special.” And The Man Frequently thought to Himself that that We are, “Special. And So Special.” And The Man Frequently, and Correctly, thought to Himself that We are, “Special. And So Special.” And The Man Frequently thought to Himself that They are, “Special. And So Special.” And The Man Frequently, and Correctly, thought to Himself that They are, “Special. And So Special.” Special. So Special. Specials. So Specials. The Special. The Specials. The So Special. The So Specials.
D104. The Special Person. The Special Persons. The Special Man. The Special Men. The Special Woman. The Special Women. The Special People. The Special Peoples.
D105. The So Special Person. The So Special Persons. The So Special Man. The So Special Men. The So Special Woman. The So Special Women. The So Special People. The So Special Peoples.
D106. The Man said, “That Person is an Individual. And that other Person is also an Individual. And, while there may or Not be Similarities, they are Two Separate Individuals. And, while They may or may Not be on a Same Team, they are Two Separate Individuals. And, while They may or may Not be on the Same Teams, they are Two Separate Individuals. And the same is True with Two Individuals. And the same is also true with more than Two Individuals.”
D107. The Man said, “That is Who I am. And that is Just Who I am.” That is Who I am. Who I am. That is Just Who I am. Just Who I am.
D108. The Man said, “That is Who I am Not. And that is Just Who I am Not.” That is Who I am Not. Who I am Not. That is Just Who I am Not. Just Who I am Not.
D109. The Woman said, “That is Who I am. And that is Just Who I am.” That is Who I am. Who I am. That is Just Who I am. Just Who I am.
D110. The Woman said, “That is Who I am Not. And that is Just Who I am Not.” That is Who I am Not. Who I am Not. That is Just Who I am Not. Just Who I am Not.
D111. The Person said, “That is Who I am. And that is Just Who I am.” That is Who I am. Who I am. That is Just Who I am. Just Who I am.
D112. The Person said, “That is Who I am Not. And that is Just Who I am Not.” That is Who I am Not. Who I am Not. That is Just Who I am Not. Just Who I am Not.
D113. The Man said, “That is Who that Person is. And that is Just Who that Person is.” Who that Person is (WTPI). Just How that Person is (JHTPI).
D114. The Woman said, “That is Who that Person is. And that is Just Who that Person is.” Who that Person is (WTPI). Just How that Person is (JHTPI).
D115. The Person said, “That is Who that Person is. And that is Just Who that Person is.” Who that Person is (WTPI). Just How that Person is (JHTPI).
D116. The Man said, “That is Who We are. And that is Just Who We are.” Who We are (WWA). Just How We are (JHWA).
D117. The Woman said, “That is Who We are. And that is Just Who We are.” Who We are (WWA). Just How We are (JHWA).
D118. The Person said, “That is Who We are. And that is Just Who We are.” Who We are (WWA). Just How We are (JHWA).
D119. The Man said, “That is Who They are. And that is Just Who They are.” Who They are (WTA). Just How They are (JHTA).
D120. The Woman said, “That is Who They are. And that is Just Who They are.” Who They are (WTA). Just How They are (JHTA).
D121. The Person said, “That is Who They are. And that is Just Who They are.” Who They are (WTA). Just How They are (JHTA).
D122. The Person said, “That is Who I am Not.” That is Who I am Not. Who I am Not.
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And Here are some More of My Writings and My Sayings and some More of My Jokes:
E1. The Man said, “Annie gave Me one of My Jobs. And Annie Hired Me. And I am Thankful for that. And I am Thankful for another Thing. And I am Thankful for other Things.”
E2. (The) Compromise. (The) Compromises. (The) Good Compromise. (The) Good Compromises. (The) Very Good Compromise. (The) Very Good Compromises. (The) Extremely Good Compromise. (The) Extremely Good Compromises.
E3. (The) Compromise. (The) Compromises. (The) Bad Compromise. (The) Bad Compromises. (The) Very Bad Compromise. (The) Very Bad Compromises. (The) Extremely Bad Compromise. (The) Extremely Bad Compromises.
E4. Consequence. Consequences. Bad Consequence (BC). Bad Consequences (BC). Very Bad Consequence (VBC). Very Bad Consequences (VBC). Extremely Bad Consequence (EBC). Extremely Bad Consequences (EBC).
E5. Consequence. Consequences. Good Consequence (GC). Good Consequences (GC). Very Good Consequence (VGC). Very Good Consequences (VGC). Extremely Good Consequence (EGC). Extremely Good Consequences (EGC).
E6. A Joke: A Person keeps wanting to time things, so that person keeps on resetting the timer on an Oven that is cooking food, and the food gets Very Burnt, and the Person says, “It looks like My Taste Buds will have to get used to Extremely Burnt Steak. Yum!”
E7. The Man has Good Hearing, and often when someone is on the stairs outside, The Man frequently said to the Woman, “Someone is Here,” and The Woman said, paraphrasing, “You have Good Hearing,” and a few seconds later someone unlocked the front door, and much of this frequently occurred.
E8. The Man (TM). The Woman (TW). The Person (TP). The People (TP). The Men (TM). The Women (TW). The Persons (TP). The Peoples (TP). Man. Woman. Person. People. Men. Women. Persons. Peoples.
E9. The Man said, “A Woman taught Me, Correctly, that often, although Not Always, a Person should give in a little, and compromise, on Many Things, although Not on Everything, or else someone can Really Lose that Person’s Balance, among other Real Negative Things that can Happen.”
E9A. (The) Hierarchy. (The) Hierarchies. (The) Hierarchical. (The) Real Hierarchy (RH). (The) Real Hierarchies (RH). (The) Real Hierarchical (RH). Sort of a Hierarchy. Sort of Hierarchies. Sort of Hierarchical. It Depends (ID). Somewhat. Sometime. Sometimes. Many Times (MT). Never. The.
E10. (The) Order. (The) Orders. (The) Ordering. (The) Ordered. Of Something (OS). Of Things (OT).
E11. The Man said to Woman, “You have a Real Vacation (RV) every year. And You have Real Vacations (RV) every year. And We have a Real Vacation every year. And We have Real Vacations every year. And the same is true with a Real Holiday (RH). And the same are true with Real Holidays (RH). And the same is True with a Real Break (RB). And the same are True with Real Breaks (RB). And all of this is Good.”
E12. The Person said, “That Man is Frequently Generous (FG). And that Man has been Frequently Generous. And that Man has a Good Heart (GH). And that Man Really has a Good Heart (RHAGH).” Frequently Generous. Good Heart. Really has a Good Heart.
E13. The Man said, “As The Truthful saying States, paraphrasing, ‘A D often means a Diploma. And Ds often mean Diplomas. And D Cumulative Average often means a Diploma. And D Cumulative Averages often mean Diplomas. And D stands for a Diploma. And D stands for Diplomas.’”
E14. Passing. Pass. Passes. Passed. Cumulative. Cumulatively.
E15. The Man said, “That was about The Best Time for that. And those were about The Best Times for that. And that happened at about The Best Place for that to Happen. And those things happened at about The Best Places for that to Happen.”
E16. The Man said, “The Rejuvenation. And The Rejuvenations.”
E17. The Man said, “The Regeneration. And The Regenerations.”
E18. The Man said, “The Volunteer. And The Volunteers. And The Volunteering. And The Volunteerings.”
E19. The Man said, “Many Things are Best Left Unsaid.”
E20. Sometimes it Matters. And Sometimes it Mattered. And Sometimes it Really Matters. And Sometimes it Really Mattered. And Sometimes it Very Much Matters. And Sometimes it Very Much Mattered. And Sometimes it Matters Extremely Much. And Sometimes it Mattered Extremely Much. To that Person. And To those People. And to Us. And to Him. And to Her. And to Me. And to Them. The Context. The Contexts. Context. Context.
E21. The Man said, “A Paraphrased, and often Truthful saying is, ‘Listen to a Fool Gladly. And Listen to Fools Gladly.’”
E22. Bone of Contention. Bones of Contention. Non-Bone of Contention. Non-Bones of Contention.
E23. Manage. Managed. Managing. Manages. Micro Manage. Micro Managed. Micro Managing. Macro Manages. Macro Manage. Macro Managed. Macro Managing. Macro Manages. About a Certain Thing. About Certain Things. A Certain Thing. Certain Things.
E24. An Attribute. A Certain Attribute. Certain Attributes. Attributes.
E25. A Characteristic. A Certain Characteristic. Certain Characteristics. Characteristics.
E26. The Man said, “Be careful Not to Group all those People Together. And be careful Not to Group all those People in the same Group. And be careful Not to Group all those People in the same Groups.”
E27. The Devil’s Advocate (TDA), and a Different Type of Thought, and a Different World View Disclaimers in Many of My Writings.
E28. From The Heart (FTH). Not From the Heart (NFTH).
E29. Sincere. Sincerity. Sincerely. Not Sincere (NS). Non-Sincerity (NS). Not Sincerely (NS).
E30. The Man said, “That shows that that Person has a Good Amount of Restraint. And that also shows that that Person has a Good Amount of Self-Control. And that also shows that that Person is Hardworking. And that also shows that that Person is Intelligent. And that also shows that that Person has Discipline. And that also shows that that Person has something else. And that also shows that that Person has some other things. And that is Indicative of something. And that is Indicative of some other things. And that Demonstrates something. And that Demonstrates some other things.” Shows. Shows. Showed. Showing. Indication. Indicative. Indicatives. Indicated. Indicating. Illustrates. Illustrate. Illustrated. Illustrated. Illustrating. Demonstrate. Demonstrates. Demonstrated. Demonstrating.
E31. Subtle. Subtles. Subtlity. Subtleness. Non-Subtle. Non-Subtles. Non-Subtlity. Non- Subtleness.
E32. Obvious. Obviously. Non-Obvious. Non-Obviously.
E33. Implied. Implies. Imply. Implying. Not Implied (NI). Not Implies (NI). Not Imply (NI). Not Implying (NI).
E34. A Joke: The guy kept on Repeatedly Physically Tripping (RPT and PT) on Purpose (OP).
E35. Volunteer. Volunteers. Volunteer Member (VM). Volunteer Members (VM).
E36. Worker. Workers. Worker Member (WM). Worker Members (WM).
E37. Entertainer. Entertainers. Entertainer Member (EM). Entertainer Members (EM).
E38, Blogger. Bloggers. Blogger Member (BM). Blogger Members (BM).
E39. Staff. Staffs. Staff Member (SM). Staff Members (SM).
E40. Writer. Writers. Writer Member (WM). Writer Members (WM).
E41. Intellectual. Intellectuals. Intellectual Member (IM). Intellectual Members (IM).
E42. The Right Time (TRT). The Right Times (TRT). Right Time (RT). Right Times (RT). The Wrong Time (TWT). The Wrong Times (TWT). Wrong Time (WT). Wrong Times (WT). Not The Right Time (NTRT). Not The Right Times (NTRT). Non-Right Time (NRT). Non-Right Times (NRT).
E43. The Man said, “I am Not a Real Classist. And I do Not Really Believe in Class Warfare. And I do Not Really Believe in Class Warfares. I do Not Really Care for Very Long How much Money a Person Has. I do Not Really Care for Very Long How much Money People Have. And I do Not often Really Care for Very Long about what Job a Person Has. And I do Not often Really Care for Very Long about what Job People Have. I am Special. We are Special.” Special. Specials.
E44. Justice. Injustice. Real Justice (RJ). Real Injustice (RI).
E45. Justices. Injustices. Real Justices (RJ). Real Injustices (RI).
E46. Unique. Uniqueness. Commonality. Commonalities. Special. Specials. Specialty. Specialness.
E47. One System (OT). Two Systems (TS). Several Systems (SS). Many Systems (MS). A Few Systems (AFS and FS).
E48. Not. Knot. Knots. No. Nos. Non. Yes. Yeses. Ayes. Ayes. Oui. Nay. Nays. Maybe. Maybes. Probably. Probablies. Probably Not. Probably Yes. Maybe Yes. Maybe No. Very. Extremely. Mild. Mildly. Harsh. Harshly. Fair. Fairly. Unfair. Unfairly. Good. Bad. Right. Wrong. Neutral. Neutrally. Neutrality. Neutralities. Neutrals.
E49. The Man said, “I am Not The Thought Police. And I do Not Really Believe in The Thought Police
E50. What I Want to Do. Not What I Want to Do. What I Want to Really Do. Not What I Want to Really Do.
E51. Recognize. Recognizes. Recognized. Recognizing. Recognizings. Non-Recognize. Not Recognizes. Not Recognized. Non-Recognizing. Non-Recognizings. Unrecognize. Unrecognizes. Unrecognized. Unrecognizing. Unrecognizings.
E52. Independence. Independences. Limited Independence (LI). Limited Independences (LI). Restricted Independence (RI). Restricted Independences (RI). Freedom. Freedoms. Limited Freedom (LF). Limited Freedoms (LF). Restricted Freedom (RF). Restricted Freedoms (RF).
E53. Independence. Independences. Real Independence (RI). Real Independences (RI). Real and Limited Independence (RLI). Real and Limited Independences (RALI). Real and Restricted Independence (RARI). Real and Restricted Independences (RARI). Real Freedom (RF). Real Freedoms (RF). Real and Limited Freedom (RALF). Real and Limited Freedoms (RALF). Real and Restricted Freedom (RARF). Real and Restricted Freedoms (RARF).
E54. The Man said, “Regarding that Subject, I do that. And Regarding that Other Subject, I do Not do that. And I do that Thing. And I do Not do that other Thing. And I do that. And I do Not do that. And I do Those Things. And I do Not do Those Things.”
E55. The Man said, “I cannot Think of Too Many Real Scandals (RS).” Real Scandal (RS). Real Scandals (RS).
E56. (The) Observation. (The) Observations. Observe. Observes. (The) Observing. (The) Observed. (The) Observer. (The) Observers.
E57. Discipline. Disciplines. The Discipline (TD). The Disciplines (TD). Disciplined. Discipline. Disciplines. The Disciplined (TD). The Discipline (TD). The Disciplines (TD).
E58. Pretty. Pretties. Prettiness. Beautiful. Beauty. Beautifully. Beauties. Beau. Belle. Beaux. Belles. Handsome. Handsomes. Handsomeness. Handsomely. About That Subject (ATS). About Those Subjects (ATS). Not about That Subject (NATS). Not about Those Subjects (NATS).
E59. Intelligent. Very Intelligent (VI). Extremely Intelligent (EI). About That Subject (ATS). About Those Subjects (ATS). Not about That Subject (NATS). Not about Those Subjects (NATS).
E60. Private. Privately. Public. Publicly.
E61. Shock Jock (SJ). Shock Jocks (SJ). The Shock Jock (TSJ). The Shock Jocks (TSJ).
E62. Liberal. Very Liberal (VL). Extremely Liberal (EL). Conservative. Very Conservative (VC). Extremely Conservative (EC). Conservatives. Liberals. Extreme Conservatives (EC). Extreme Liberals (EL). Middle Ground (MG). Middle Grounds (MG). No Middle Ground (NMG). No Middle Grounds (NMG). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
E63. Prophet. The Prophet (TP). Prophets. The Prophets (TP). Prophecy. The Prophecy (TP). Prophecies. The Prophecies (TP). Prophesized. Prophesizing. The Prophesized (TP). The Prophesizing (TP).
E64. The Man said, “I often do Not get Overly Involved with Many Things. And this is Good.” Overly Involved (OI). Very Overly Involved (VOI). Extremely Overly Involved (EOI). Involved. Very Involved. Extremely Involved. Not Overly Involved. Not Very Overly Involved. Not Extremely Overly Involved. Not Involved. Not Very Involved. Not Extremely Involved.
E65. The Following is a Joke: The Man said to a Police Officer, “They are Not Thickly Built Thieves. They are as Thin as Thieves,” and then it went Downhill from there with the Police Officer, who insisted that the saying was, “As Thick as Thieves.”
E66. As an Often Truthful saying states, “There are a few Bad Apples in Every Bunch (TAAFBAIEB).”
E67. The Man said, “Cleveland. The Bridge (TB). Bridge. Willamette. Georgetown. Johns Hopkins (JH). PCC. Private School (PS). Private Schools (PS). Public School (PS). Public Schools (PS). School. Schools. College. Colleges. University. Universities.”
E68. The Man said, “Many People would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And Many Europeans would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And a Certain Person would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And Certain People would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And I would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And He would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And She would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And We would Not Really Care for Very Long about that. And They would Not Really Care for Very Long about that.” Long. Very Long. Extremely Long. Not Long. Not Very Long. Not Extremely Long. Really Long. Really Very Long. Really Extremely Long. Not Really Long. Not Really Very Long. Not Really Extremely Long. For. Really Care (RC). Not Really Care (NRC). Really Care for Very Long (RCFVL). Not Really Care for Very Long (NRCFVL). Many People (MP). Many Europeans (ME). Some People (SP). People. A Person (AP). Some Persons (SP). Person. Persons. European. Europeans. About that (AT). And About Those Things (AATT and ATT). World View (WV). World Views (WV). Different World View about That Subject. And Different World Views about Those Subjects. Same World View about That Subject. And Same World Views about Those Subjects. Similar World View about That Subject. And Similar World Views about Those Subjects. Different World View. Different World Views. Same World View. Same World Views. Similar World View. Similar World Views. (On) Some (OS). (On) Something (OS). (On) Some Things (ST and OST). (On) Many (OM). (On) Many Things (MT and OMT).
E69. The Man said, “Many People would Really Care for Very Long about that. And Many Europeans would Really Care for Very Long about that. And a Certain Person would Really Care for Very Long about that. And Certain People would Really Care for Very Long about that. And I would Really Care for Very Long about that. And He would Really Care for Very Long about that. And She would Really Care for Very Long about that. And We would Really Care for Very Long about that. And They would Really Care for Very Long about that.” Long. Very Long. Extremely Long. Not Long. Not Very Long. Not Extremely Long. Really Long. Really Very Long. Really Extremely Long. Not Really Long. Not Really Very Long. Not Really Extremely Long. For. Really Care (RC). Not Really Care (NRC). Really Care for Very Long (RCFVL). Not Really Care for Very Long (NRCFVL). Many People (MP). Many Europeans (ME). Some People (SP). People. A Person (AP). Some Persons (SP). Person. Persons. European. Europeans. About that (AT). And About Those Things (AATT and ATT). World View (WV). World Views (WV). Different World View about That Subject. And Different World Views about Those Subjects. Same World View about That Subject. And Same World Views about Those Subjects. Similar World View about That Subject. And Similar World Views about Those Subjects. Different World View. Different World Views. Same World View. Same World Views. Similar World View. Similar World Views. (On) Some (OS). (On) Something (OS). (On) Some Things (ST and OST). (On) Many (OM). (On) Many Things (MT and OMT).
E70. I am an American. And I am also a European. American. Americans. European. Europeans. The American (TA). The Americans (TA). We Americans (WA). The European (TE). The Europeans (TE). We Europeans (WE).
E71. The Man said to Me, paraphrasing, “She has Beautiful Blonde Hair.”
E72. The Man said, “Antibodies. And Mutation. And Mutations. And Strain. And Strains. And Disease. And Diseases. And Illness. And Illnesses. And Medicine. And Medicines.” Antibodies. Mutation. Mutations. Strain. Strains. Disease. Diseases. Illness. Illnesses. Medicine. Medicines.
E73. This is a Joke for one of My Movies: A Mother said to Her Son, “I heard that there is a Baby Tornado in the Midwest. Let’s get Our Baby Powder and Diapers and Take Care of That Baby Tornado.”
E74. The Man said, “That May be an Attempt to Psych Someone Out.” Psych Out (PO).
E75. The Man said, “That May be an Attempt to Distract. And that May be a Distraction. And that Just Distracts. And that may be Distractions.” Distract. Distracts. Distraction. Distractions.
E76. Belief. Beliefs. Believe. Believes. Believed. Believing. Believable. Unbelief. Unbeliefs. Unbelieve. Unbelieves. Unbelieved. Unbelieving. Unbelievable.
E77. Healthy. Unhealthy. Very Healthy (VH). Extremely Healthy (EH). Very Unhealthy (VU). Extremely Unhealthy (EU).
E78. Patient. Patients. Patiently. Impatient. Impatients. Impatiently. That Subject (TS). Those Subjects (TS). That Time (TT). Those Times (TT). That Instance (TI). Those Instances (TI).
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And Here are some More of My Writings:

E79. Comedian. Comedians. The Comedian (TC). The Comedians (TC). The Comedian Member (TCM). The Comedian Members (TCM). Comedian Member (CM). Comedian Members (CM).
E80. Comic. Comics. The Comic (TC). The Comics (TC). The Comic Member (TCM). The Comic Members (TCM). Comic Member (CM). Comic Members (CM).
E81. Cool Down (CD). Cool Downs (CD). Cool Downing (CD). Cool Downings (CD). Cool Downed (CD). Pace. Paces. Paced. Pacing. Pacings. The Pace (TP). The Paces (TP). The Paced (TP). The Pacing (TP). The Pacings (TP). Tempo. Tempos. Tempoed. Tempoing. Tempoings. The Tempo (TT). The Tempos (TT). The Tempoed (TT). The Tempoing (TT). The Tempoings (TT). A Good Pace (AGP). Good Paces (GP). Well Paced (WP). Good Pacing (GP). Good Pacings (GP). The Good Pace (TGP). The Good Paces (TGP). The Well Paced (TWP). The Good Pacing (TGP). The Good Pacings (TGP). A Good Time (AGT). Good Time (GT). The Good Time (TGT). The Good Times (TGT). Good Times (GT). Well Timed (WT). The Well Timed (WT). Good Timing (GT). The Good Timing (TGT). Good Timings (GT). The Good Timings (TGT). God’s Timing (GT). God’s Timings (GT).
E82. Radar. Radars. Sensor. Sensors.
E83. The Radar (TR). The Radars (TR). The Sensor (TS). The Sensors (TS).
E84. A. An. And. Furthermore. Moreover. Additionally. In Addition. Some. Many. Much. The. These. Those. To. Too. Too Much (TM). Too Many (TM). Right. Just Right (JR). Rightly. Righteous. Righteously. Righteousness.
E85. Instance. Instances. The Instance (TI). The Instances (TI).
E86. Non-Instance (NI). Non-Instances (NI). The Non-Instance (TNI). The Non-Instances (TNI).
E87. Information. Informations. Informative. Informatives. Misinformation. Misinformations. Misinformative. Misinformatives.
E88. The Information (TI). The Informations (TI). The Informative (TI). The Informatives (TI). The Misinformation (TM). The Misinformations (TM). The Misinformative (TM). The Misinformatives (TM).
E89. Proper. The Proper (TP). Improper. The Improper (TI). Properly. Improperly.
E90. The Man said, “Of Course (OC). And of Course Not (AOCN and OCN).”
E91. Reserve. Reserves. Reserved. Reserving. The Reserve (TR). The Reserves (TR). The Reserved (TR). The Reserving (TR).
E92. Resource. Resources. Resourced. Resourcing. The Resource (TR). The Resources (TR). The Resourced (TR). The Resourcing (TR).
E93. It Does Not Matter (IDNM). It Doesn’t Matter (IDM). It Does Matter (IDM). It Matters (IM). That Does Not Matter (TDNM). That Doesn’t Matter (TDM). That Does Matter (TDM. That Matters (TM). Those Do Not Matter (TDNM). Those Don’t Matter (TDM). Those Do Matter (TDM). Those Matter (TM). Does Not Matter (DNM). Doesn’t Matter (DM). Does Matter (DM). Do No Matter (DNM). Don’t Matter (DM). Do Matter (DM). Matter. Matters.
E94. Holy Man (HM). Holy Men (HM). Holy Woman (HW). Holy Women (HW). Holy Person (HP). Holy Persons (HP). Holy People (HP). Holy Peoples (HP).
E95. The Holy Man (THM). The Holy Men (THM). The Holy Woman (THW). The Holy Women (THW). The Holy Person (THP). The Holy Persons (THP). The Holy People (THP). The Holy Peoples (THP).
E96. Action. Actions. Inaction. Inactions. The Action (TA). The Actions (TA). The Inaction (TI). The Inactions (TI).
E97. Complicated. Complicate. Complicates. Complicating. Uncomplicated. Uncomplicate. Uncomplicates. Uncomplicating. Not Complicated (NC). Not Complicate (NC). Not Complicating (NC).
E98. The Man said, “That is a Broad Generalization that is Not True (TIABGTINT and ABGTINT). And those are Broad Generalizations that are Not True (ATABGTANT and ABGTANT). And that is a Generalization that is Not True (ATIAGTINT and AGTINT). And those are Generalizations that are Not True (ATAGTANT and GTANT).” True. Truths. Not True (NT). Untrue. Untruth. Untruths. Broad Generalization (BG). Broad Generalizations (BG). Generalization. Generalizations.
E99. The Man said, “That Might Be a Broad Generalization that May Possibly Not Be True. And those Might Be Broad Generalizations that are Possibly Not True. And that Might Be a Generalization that is Possibly Not True. And those Might Be Generalizations that are Possibly Not True.” True. Truths. Not True (NT). Untrue. Untruth. Untruths. Broad Generalization (BG). Broad Generalizations (BG). Generalization. Generalizations. That Might Be (TMB and MB). Possibly. Possibilities. Likelihood. Estimated Percentage (EP). Estimated Percentages (EP). Percentage. Percentages. In Every Case (IEC). In Some Cases (ISC). In Many Cases (IMC). In One Case (IOC).
E100. Branch. Branches. Section. Sections. District. Districts. City. Cities. County. Counties. State. States. Region. Regions. Regional. Regionals. Regionality. Regionalities. Planet. Planets. World. Worlds. Solar System (SS). Solar Systems (SS). System. Systems. Galaxy. Galaxies. Group. Groups. Universe. Universes. Dimension. Dimensions. Product. Products. Productivity. Productivities. Material. Materials. Materiality. Materialities. Spiritual. Spirituals. Spirituality. Spiritualties. Both. Either. Neither. One. None. Material and Spiritual (MAS). Materials and Spirituals (MAS). Materiality and Spirituality (MAS). Materialities and Spiritualities (MAS). Moral. Morals. Morality. Moralities. Immoral. Immorals. Immorality. Immoralities.
F1. Often. Sometimes. Sometime. Never. None. Once. Twice. Thrice. Interchangeable. Terms. Interchangeable Term. Interchangeable Terms.
F2. Tonight and Today The Person on Television said, “I call Surviving a Victory (ICSAV).” Surviving. Survived. Survive. Survives. Victory. Victories.
F3. The Man said, “That Man is a True Blue Trooper (TBT). And That Woman is a True Blue Trooper. And That Person is a True Blue Trooper. And They are True Blue Troopers. And We are True Blue Troopers.” True Blue Trooper. True Blue Troopers (TBT). Super Trooper (ST). Super Troopers (ST). Trooper. Troopers.
F4. A True Story: My Mom, paraphrasing, “When you are doing Puzzles, you will see things differently when the Puzzles are in One Light than you will when the Puzzles are in another Type of Light.” Type. Types.
F5. A True Story: Someone told My Mother that She would Not be able to do a 5,000 Piece Puzzle. And, while it Took Time, My Mom did Completely Put Together that Big Puzzle (CPTTBP and CPTTP and PTTBP and PTTP). And My Mom has done other Puzzles too.
F6. Rule. Rules. Real Rule (RR). Real Rules (RR). Intricacy. Intricacies (RI). Real Intricacy (RI). Real Intricacies (RI). Detail. Details. Real Detail (RD). Real Details (RD). Fact. Facts. Real Fact (RF). Real Facts (RF). More. Mores. Real More (RM). Real Mores (RM). Moral. Morals. Real Moral (RM). Real Morals (RM). Correct. Correctly. Really Correct (RC). Real Correctly (RC). Right. Rightly. Really Right (RR). Real Rightly (RR). Righteous. Righteously. Really Righteous (RR). Really Righteously (RR).
F7. The Man said, “A Person’s Foundation is Important. And a Person’s Foundations are Important. And a People’s Foundation is Important. And a People’s Foundations are Important. And Peoples’ Foundation is Important. And Peoples’ Foundations are Important. And an Organization’s Foundation is Important. And an Organization’s Foundations are Important. And Organizations’ Foundation is Important. And Organizations’ Foundations are Important. The same is True with a Base. And the same are True with Bases. And the same is True with a Fortress -- both Metaphorical and Real and Tangible and Intangible. And the same are True with Fortresses -- both Metaphorical and Real and Tangible and Intangible.” Foundation. Foundations. Base. Bases. Foundation. Foundations. Metaphorical. Metaphor. Metaphors. Real. Reality. Realities. Tangible. Tangibles. Tangibility. Tangibilities. Intangibles. Intangibility. Intangibilities.
F8. The Man said, “Whoa. Whoas. Whoa! Whoas!”
F9. Situated. Well-Situated (WS). Not Well-Situated (NWS). Very Well-Situated (VWS). Not Very Well-Situated (NVWS). Extremely Well-Situated (EWS). Not Extremely Well-Situated (NEWS).
F10. The Man said, “Speculation. Speculations. Speculated. Speculates.”
F11. The Man said, “There has Always been Time. And there is Time. And There Always will be Time. Although there have Not Always been Watches. And Many Things have Existed with or without Certain Technology.”
F12. Umbrella. Umbrellas. The Umbrella (TU). The Umbrellas (TU). Under The Umbrella (UTU and TU). Under The Umbrellas (UTU and TU). He is. She is. He was. She was. He will be. She will be. We are. We were. We will be. They are. They were. They will be. That Person is. That Person was. That Person will be. I am. I was. I will be. You are. You were. You will be. My. Mine. Our. Your. Their. His. Her. That Person’s.
F13. Asset. Assets. My Asset (MA). My Assets (MA). Our Asset (OA). Our Assets (OA). Your Asset (YA). Your Assets (YA). His Asset (HA). His Assets (HA). Her Asset (HA). Her Assets (HA). Their Asset (TA). Their Assets (TA). Serious Asset (SA). Very Serious Asset (VSA). Extremely Serious Asset (ESA). Serious Assets (SA). Very Serious Assets (VSA). Extremely Serious Assets (ESA). Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
F14. Property. Properties. My Property (MP). My Properties (MP). Our Property (OP). Our Properties (OP). Your Property (YP). Your Properties (YP). His Property (HP). His Properties (HP). Her Property (HP). Her Properties (HP). Their Property (TP). Their Properties (TP). Serious Property (SP). Very Serious Property (VSP). Extremely Serious Property (ESP). Serious Properties (SP). Very Serious Properties (VSP). Extremely Serious Properties (ESP). Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
F15. Territory. Territories. My Territory (MT). My Territories (MT). Our Territory (OT). Our Territories (OT). Your Territory (YT). Your Territories (YT). His Territory (HT). His Territories (HT). Her Territory (HT). Her Territories (HT). Their Territory (TT). Their Territories (TT). Serious Territory (ST). Very Serious Territory (VST). Extremely Serious Territory (EST). Serious Territories (ST). Very Serious Territories (VST). Extremely Serious Territories (EST). Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
F16. The Man said, “I have No Shame. And I have No Guilt. And I have No Embarrassment. And I have No Shame, Guilt, and Embarrassment.” No Shame (NS). No Guilt (NG). No Embarrassment (NE).
F17. The Person said, “I Believe You.”
F18. The Man said, “Consider The Source. And Consider The Sources.” Source. Sources.
F19. Collectivistic. Individualistic. Both Collectivistic and Individualistic (BCAI and CAI). Collectivistic depending on The Subject (TS). Collectivistic depending on The Subjects (TS). Individualistic depending on The Subject (TS). Individualistic depending on The Subjects (TS). Both Collectivistic and Individualistic depending on The Subject (TS). Both Collectivistic and Individualistic depending on The Subjects (TS).
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And some More of My Writings and My Sayings:
F20. Exception. Exceptions. Exceptional. An. The.
F21. Non-Exception (NE). Non-Exceptions (NE). Non-Exceptional (NE). An. The.
F22. (The) Measurement. (The) Measurements.
F22. (The) Measurement of Time: (The) Second(s). (The) Nanosecond(s). (The) Minute(s). (The) Hour(s). (The) Day(s). (The) Night(s). (The) Week(s). (The) Month(s). (The) Year(s). (The) Time(s). (The) Time Period(s) (TFP). (The) Age(s).
F23. Birthday. Birthdays. Anniversary. Anniversaries. Holiday. Holidays. Christmas. Christmases. Vacation. Vacations. Work. Works. New Year (NY). New Year’s (NY). Easter. Easters. Good Fun (GF). Fun. A Good Fun Time (AGFT). Good Fun Time (GFT). A Fun Time (AFT). Fun Time (FT). Funny. Funnies. Travel. Travels. Travelling. Traveled. Traveler. Travelers. Meal. Meals.
F24. (The) Review. (The) Reviews. (The) Reviewing. (The) Reviewed.
F25. (The) Read. (The) Reading. (The) Reads.
F26. (The) Well Read (TWR and WR).
F27. Writing. Write. Writes. Wrote.
F28. Viewing. View. Views. Viewed.
F29. Watching. Watch. Watches. Watched.
F30. Entertaining. Entertain. Entertains. Entertained.
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And some More of My Jokes and My Writings:

F31. He Should Have That. She Should Have That. They Should Have That. We Should Have That. I Should Have That. He Should Not Have That. She Should Not Have That. They Should Not Have That. We Should Not Have That. I Should Not Have That. Should. Have That (HT). Not Have That (NHT). That Should be Done (SBD). That Should Not be Done (TSNBD).

F32. Deserve. Deserves. Deserving. Deserved. Not.
F33. I read in a Scientific Journal that the Human Brain is often Not fully developed until about the age of 25, and what I read is probably true. -- Brandon
F34. A Joke: A Person got an A+ on that Person’s college test for writing these words in the Test’s Blue Book: “Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.” The Person then Really Graduated (RG) from college after only attending there for about 7 days.
F35. Minor. Minors. Non-Minor (NM). Non-Minors (NM). Serious. Very Serious (VS). Extremely Serious (ES). Not Serious (NS). Not Very Serious (NVS). Not Extremely Serious (NES). Seriously. Very Seriously (VS). Extremely Seriously (ES). Not Seriously (NS). Not Very Seriously (NVS). Not Extremely Seriously (NES). Child. Children. Young Child (YC). Young Children (YC). Infant. Infants. Adult. Adults. Young Adult (YA). Young Adults (YA). Young. Youngster. Youngsters. Youth. Youths. Very Young (VY). Very Young People (VYP). Middle-Aged (MA). Middle-Agers (MA). Very Middle-Aged (VMA). Very Middle-Aged People (VMAP). Elderly. Elderly People (EP). Very Elderly (VE). Very Elderly People (VEP).
F36. The Man said, “Cycle. Cycles. The Cycle (TC). The Cycles (TC).”
F37. The Man said, “My Cycle. My Cycles.”
F38. FThe Man said, “Our Cycle. Our Cycles.”
F39. The Man said, “That Person’s Cycle. That Person’s Cycles.”
F40. The Man said, “Those People’s Cycle. Those People’s Cycles.”
F41. Community. Communities. The Community (TC). The Communities (TC). Our Community (OC). Our Communities (OC). Their Community (TC). Their Communities (TC).
F42. The Man said, “Timing is often Important (TIOI). And Timing is often Very Important (ATIOVI and TIOVI). And Timing is often Extremely Important (ATIOEI and TIOEI). And some Timing is Not Important (ASTINI and STINI). And some Timing is Not Very Important (ASTINVI and STINVI). And some Timing is Not Extremely Important (ASTINEI and STINEI).” Timing. Timings. Time. Times. An Important Timing (AIT and IT). Some Important Timings (SIT and IT). An Important Time (AIT and IT). Important Times (IT). An Unimportant Timing (AUT and UT). Some Unimportant Timings (SUT and UT). An Unimportant Time (AUT and UT). A Not Important Timing (ANIT and NIT). Not Important Timings (NIT). A Not Important Time (ANIT and NIT). Not Important Times (NIT). Not Important Times (NIT). Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Unimportant. Very Unimportant (VU). Extremely Unimportant (EU). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
F43. Balanced. Well-Balanced (WB). Balance. Balances. Good Balance (GB). Good Balances (GB). Unbalanced. Not Well-Balanced (NWB). Unbalance. Unbalances. Bad Balance (BB). Bad Balances (BB). Good. Bad. Nice. Nicely. Niceness. Not Nice (NN). Not Nicely (NN). Non-Niceness (NN). Serious. Not Serious (NS). Sense. Nonsense. Logic. Logically. Illogical. Illogically. Appropriate. Appropriately. Appropriates. Inappropriate. Inappropriately. Inappropriates. About That Subject (ATS and TS). About Those Subjects (ATS and TS). Subject. Subjects. About That Thing (ATT and TH). About Those Things (ATT and TT). Thing. Things. About That Item (ATI and TI). About Those Items (ATI and TI). Item. Items. National Security (NS). National Securities (NS). Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Unimportant. Very Unimportant (VU). Extremely Unimportant (EU). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI). True. Truly. False. Falsely. Right. Rightly. Wrong. Wrongly.
F44. The Man said, “Many Things are Curable. And Many Things are Manageable. And Many Things are Curable and Manageable (whose Acronym is CAM). And Many Things are Not Curable. And Many Things are Incurable. And Many Things are Unmanageable. And Many Things are Not Manageable. And Many Things are Not Curable and Unmanageable (NCAU). And Many Things are Not Curable and Not Manageable (NCANM). And Many Things are Incurable and Unmanageable (IAU). And Many Things are Incurable and Not Manageable (IANM).” Curable. Cure. Cured. Cures. Manageable. Manage. Managed. Manages. Not Curable (NC). Incurable. Unmanageable. Not Manageable (NM). And there is Always Hope (ATIAH and TIAH). And there is Hope (ATIH and TIH). Always Hope (AH). Always Hoping (AH). Always Hoped (AH). Hope. Hoping. Hoped. Hopes. Often Hope (OH). Often Hoping (OH). Often Hoped (OH). Hope. Hoping. Hoped. Hopes.
F45. Regarding World Events: When I read The News in the Newspaper, or when I watch The News on Television, I remind Myself that there are often just a Small Amount of Major (and Minor) Glitches Relative to the Amount of Activities Done. – Brandon
F46. The Glitch (TG). The Glitches (TG). Glitch. Glitches. Minor Glitch (MG). Minor Glitches (MG). Major Glitch (MG). Major Glitches (MG). Typographical Error (TE). Typographical Errors (TE). Many Activities (MA). Activity. Activities. Many Jobs (MJ). Job. Jobs. Small Amount of Glitches Relative to the Amount of Activities Done (SAOGRTTAOAD). Small Amount of Major Glitches Relative to the Amount of Activities Done (SAOMGRTTAOAD).
F47. A Joke: The Man said, “I have Not Starved to Death.” And a guy replied, “You have Not Starved to Death? You are Lying to Me: You have Starved to Death.”
F48. The Man asked a Woman, “Are You In? And are You In about That Subject (TS)? And are You In about that Other Subject (OS)?” In. No. Yes. Maybe. Probably. That Subject (TS). Other Subject (OS). Those Subjects (TS). Other Subjects (OS).
F49. The Man said, “Ronald Reagan was known as The Teflon President because He was said to get away with a lot of Things, such as The Iran Contra Affair.” Teflon. Controversy. Controversies. The Teflon President (TTP and TP). The Teflon Person (TTP and TP). The Teflon Emperor (TTE and TE). The Teflon Member (TTM and TM). The Teflon Members (TTM and TM). The Teflon Man (TTM and TM). The Teflon Men (TTM and TM). The Teflon Woman (TTW and TW). The Teflon Women (TTW and TW). The Teflon People (TTP and TP). The Teflon Peoples (TTP and TP).
F50. The Man said to The Woman, “That Person is Suffering from some Cognitive Dissonance (CD). And that Person should have a Healthy Dose of Reality (HDOR) and DOR).”
F51. The Man said, “It is a Brand New Day. And it is also a New Day.” A Brand New Day (ABND). A New Day (AND). Brand New Day (BND). New Day (ND).
F52. Word. Words. Term. Terms. Phrase. Phrases. Sentence. Sentences. Paragraph. Paragraphs. Paper. Papers. Essay. Essays. Book. Books. Movie. Movies. Film. Films. Writing. Writings. Entertainment. Entertainments. Some.
F53. A Truthful saying, "There are a lot of Fish in the Sea."
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And some More of My Writings, Sayings & Jokes:

F54A. The Metaphorical Aegis System (TMAS and MAS) -- Able to Handle Many Things, and Able to Handle Many Things at Once. The Metaphorical Aegis Systems (TMAS and MAS). Aegis System (AS). Aegis Systems (S). Aegis.
F54. The Activity (TA). The Experience (TE). The Event (TE). The Activities (TA). The Experiences (TE). The Events (TE). The Many Activities (TMA). The Many Experiences (TME). The Many Events (TME). The Job (TJ). The Jobs (TJ). The Many Jobs (TMJ). The Life Experience (TLE). The Life Experiences (TLE). The Many Life Experiences (TMLE). The Restraint (TR). The Restraints (TR). The Many Restraints (TMR). Activity. Activities. Many Activities (MA). Experience. Experiences. Many Experiences (ME). Event. Events. Many Events (ME). Job. Jobs. Many Jobs (MJ). Restraint. Restraints. Many Restraints (MR). The Good Restraint (TGR). The Good Restraints (TGR). The Many Good Restraints (TMGR). Good Restraint (GR). Good Restraints (GR). Many Good Restraints (MGR).
F55. The Good Activity (TGA). The Good Experience (TGE). The Good Event (TGE). The Good Activities (TGA). The Good Experiences (TGE). The Good Events (TGE). The Many Good Activities (TMGA). The Many Good Experiences (TMGE). The Many Good Events (TMGE). The Good Job (TGJ). The Good Jobs (TGJ). The Many Good Jobs (TMGJ). The Good Life Experience (TGLE). The Good Life Experiences (TGLE). The Many Good Life Experiences (TMGLE). Good Activity (GA). Good Activities (GA). Many Good Activities (MGA). Good Experience (GE). Good Experiences (GE). Many Good Experiences (MGE). Good Event (GE). Good Events (GE). Many Good Events (MGE). Good Job (GJ). Good Jobs (GJ). Many Good Jobs (MGJ). Restraint. Restraints. Many Restraints (MR). The Good Restraint (TGR). The Good Restraints (TGR). The Many Good Restraints (TMGR). Good Restraint (GR). Good Restraints (GR). Many Good Restraints (MGR).
F56A. A Good Day (AGD). A Bad Day (ABD).
F56. The Paradox (TP). The Paradoxes (TP). The Reality (TR). The Realities (TR). The Truth (TT). The Truths (TT). Paradox -- seemingly contradictory yet true. Paradoxes -- seemingly contradictory yet true. Reality. Realities. Truth. Truths.
F57. Mutually Beneficial Relationship (MBR). Mutually Beneficial Relationships (MBR). Symbiotic Relationship (SR). Symbiotic Relationships (SR). Beneficial. Beneficials. Beneficially. Symbiotic. Symbiotics. Symbiotically. The Symbiotic (TS). The Symbiotics (TS). Symbiotic Member (SM). Symbiotic Members (SM).
F58. Fair Deal (FD). Fair Deals (FD). Fair Exchange (FE). Fair Exchanges (FE). Good Deal (GD). Good Deals (GD). Good Exchange (GE). Good Exchanges (GE). Fair. Good.
F59. Realization. Realizes. Realize. Realized. Realizations. Reality. Realities. Aware. Awares. Awareness. Awarenesses. Good Consequence (GC). Good Consequences (GC). Bad Consequence (BC). Bad Consequences (BC). Consequence. Consequences.
F60. The Man said, “The Point of No Return (TPONR). Point of No Return (PONR).” The Point of No Return. Point of No Return. The Point of Return (TPOR). Point of Return (POR).
F61. The Man said, “Yesterday’s Events made Today’s Events Possible. And, of course, Many Individuals have had Good Things Happen, and, of course, Many Individuals have also had Not so Good Things Happen. Have You ever had Good Things Happen? And have You ever had Not so Good Things Happen? Of course, someone who has lived, for example, for 34 years or more than 34 years has usually had Good Things Happen (GTH and GT), and also Not so Good Things Happen (NSGTH and NSGT), and that Person has probably been around a lot of People, and that Person has probably been around a lot of Different People (DP), and that Person has also probably been around The Metaphorical Block (TMB and MB) Many Times (MT), and that Person has also probably Seen, Read, and Heard Many Things (MT), and that Person has also probably Seen, Read, and Heard Many Different Things (DT), and that Person has probably done Many Things (MT), and that Person has probably done Many Good Things (MGT).”
F62. Strain. Strains. The Strain (TS). The Strains (TS).
F63. Virus. Viruses. The Virus (TV). The Viruses (TV).
F64. Disease. Diseases. The Disease (TD). The Diseases (TD).
F65. Illness. Illnesses. The Illness (TI). The Illnesses (TI).
F66. Medicine. Medicines. The Medicine (TM). The Medicines (TM).
F67. Healing. Healings. The Healing (TH). The Healings (TH).
F68. Rejuvenation. Rejuvenations. The Rejuvenation (TR). The Rejuvenations (TR).
F69. Regeneration. Regenerations. The Regeneration (TR). The Regenerations (TR).
F70. Cure. Cures. The Cure (TC). The Cures (TC).
F71. Satirical Piece of Work. Satire. Satirical. Satirically.
F72. My Body (MB). My Thought (MT). My Thoughts (MT). My Action (MA). My Actions (MA). My Non-Action (MNA). My Non-Actions (MNA). My Inaction (MI). My Inactions (MI). My Restraint (MR). My Restraints (MR).
F73. Thought. Thoughts. Action. Actions. Non-Action. Non-Actions. Inaction. Inactions. Restraint. Restraints.
F74. Joke: Witnesses, Attorneys, and Jurors were given a Very Short Amount of Time to Speak, about 4 seconds each, by The Judge, and then The Judge found The Defendant Guilty.
F75. The Man said, “Some Things are Priceless.” Priceless.
F76. The Man said, “Zero amount of Times and Zero Times (ZAOT and ZT) is often a Good Number of Times. And Zero amount of Times and Zero Times is often better than One Time. And None is often better than Once.”
F77. The Man said, “I don’t Care about that (IDC and IDCAT.) And I do Not Care about that (IDNC and IDNCAT). And I do Care about that (IDC and IDCAT).”
F78. The Man said, “I am a Member of a Family. And I am a Member of Families. And I am a Family Member (FM).” Family Member (FM). Family Members (FM). Family. Families.
F79. The Man said, “I am also a Journalist. And I have worked in a Newspaper’s News Room (NNR and NR).”
F80. Joke: Men and Women began to put together Funny Puzzles, while saying Funny Things about what those Puzzles were, and what those Puzzles looked like.
F81. A Joke: The Man said, “Jeepers Creepers.” And another Man said to a Woman, “If that Man Really Knew Me, He would be saying Jeepers Creepers more often, and with more Emphasis and with more Enthusiasm.” Jeeper Creeper (JC). Jeepers Creepers (JC).
F82. The Man said, “It is Not a Real Crime to have an Opinion. And it is Not a Real Crime to have Opinions. And it is Not Really Wrong to have an Opinion. And it is Not Really Wrong to have Opinions. Almost everyone has an Opinion. And that is OK. Do you have an Opinion about something? And that is OK. As the Truthful saying states, ‘Sticks and Stones may break My Bones but Words will Not Hurt Me.’”
F83. Were. Are. Was. Am. Is. Will Be (WB). Will. Just. Where. Present Tense (PT). Past Tense (PT). Future Tense (FT). Present. Past. Future. Grammar. Grammarian. Grammarians. Spelling. Speller. Spellers. History. Historian. Historians. Psychology. Psychologist. Psychologists. Writing. Writer. Writers. Author. Authors. Language. Languages. English Language (EL). Foreign Language (FL). Foreign Languages (FL). Teacher. Teachers. Social Studies (SS). Memorization. Memorizations. Academic. Academics. Intellectual. Intellectuals. Worker. Workers. Jack of all Trades (JOAT). Jacks of all Trades (JOAT). Jack of many Trades (JOMT). Jacks of many Trades (JOMT). Jack of some Trades (JOST). Jacks of some Trades (JOST). Member. Members. Advisor. Advisors. Advising. Advice. Advices. Committee. Committees. Advisory Committee (AC). Advisory Committees (AC). Committee Member (CM). Committee Members (CM). Advisory Committee Member (ACM). Advisory Committee Members (ACM). Advisory Board (AB). Advisory Boards (AB). Advisory Board Member (ABM). Advisory Board Members (ABM). People. Peoples. The People (TP). The Peoples (TP). Their People (TP). Their Peoples (TP). Our People (OP). Our Peoples (OP).
F84. The Man said, “That is Just where that Person is. And that is Just where He is. And that is Just where She is. And that is Just where I am. And that is Just where That Man is. And that is Just where That Woman is. And that is Just where We are. And that is Just where They are. And that is Just where Our People are. And that is Just where Their People are. And that is Just where The People are.”
F85. The Man said, “That is Just where that Person was. And that is Just where He was. And that is Just where She was. And that is Just where I was. And that is Just where That Man was. And that is Just where That Woman was. And that is Just where We were. And that is Just where They were. And that is Just where Our People were. And that is Just where Their People were. And that is Just where The People were.”
F86. The Man said, “That is Just where that Person will be. And that is Just where He will be. And that is Just where She will be. And that is Just where I will be. And that is Just where That Man will be. And that is Just where That Woman will be. And that is Just where We will be. And that is Just where They will be. And that is Just where Our People will be. And that is Just where Their People will be. And that is Just where The People will be.”
F87. Joke: A Person just knew three words at the age of 33 -- “Hot Mama” and “Velcro.”
F88. A Joke: Football Players tried and failed to break through a paper banner at a Football Game.
F89. The Man said, “He has a Criminal-Free Record.”
F90. The Man said, “My Children (MC). All of My Children (AOMC). And My Approximately 701 Children.”
F91. The Man said, “Don’t Worry, Money Grows Back.” Money Grows Back (MGB).
F92. Joke: A Man tried to Fill Measuring Cups with Too Much Milk and Food.
F93. The Man said, “I have Wrestled. And I have Won a Wrestling Match. And My Arm was Raised by The Referee when I Won a Wrestling Match. And I have done Many Things. And I have done Many Good Things.”
F94. As the saying states, “Once a Marine, always a Marine.” Forever.
F95. The Man said, “There are Two Parts to doing this Vacuuming Correctly. First, Vacuum The Backyard’s Dirt. And then you should press this button on the Vacuum that shoots the dirt all over the house, like this. And then you Vacuum the dirt back up.” And The guy asked, “What’s the point of this?” And The Man said, “Don’t you have a Good Work Ethic?”
F96. Sufficient. Very Sufficient (VS). Fine. Very Fine (VF). Good. Very Good (VG). Sustainable. Very Sustainable (VS). Stable. Very Stable (VS). Passing. Very Passing (VP). Cumulative. Cumulatively. Holistic. Holistically. Member. Members. Organization. Organizations. Section. Sections. Sectional. Sectionals. District. Districts. Region. Regions. Regional. Regionally. City. Cities. County. Counties. State. States. Stately. Nation. Nations. National. Nationally. Country. Countries. Planet. Planets. System. Systems. Galaxy. Galaxies. Universe. Universes. Dimension. Dimensions. World View (WV). World Views (WV). Subjective. Subjectives. Subjectively. Objective. Objectives. Objectively. Opinion. Opinions. Opinionated. Fact. Facts. Factional. Fund of Knowledge. Funds of Knowledge. Fund. Funds. Fun. Funs. Funny. Funnies. Good Time (GT). Good Times (GT). Nice. Nicely. Good. Goods. Goodly.
F97. The Man said, “That would probably make The Situation Worse.” Worse.
F98. The Man said, “A Group of Students and I went inside the Belgian Embassy Building, which means that We and I went to Belgium. C’est Bon.”
F99. The Man said, “A Response. A Mild Response. A Very Mild Response. An Extremely Mild Response. A Harsh Response. A Very Harsh Response. An Extremely Harsh Response. A Moderate Response. A Very Moderate Response. An Extremely Moderate Response. A Proportional Response. A Very Proportional Response. An Extremely Proportional Response. A Disproportional Response. A Very Disproportional Response. An Extremely Disproportional Response.”
F100. The Man said, “Response. Mild Response (MR). Very Mild Response (VMR). Extremely Mild Response (EMR). Harsh Response (HR). Very Harsh Response (VHR). Extremely Harsh Response (EHR). Moderate Response (MR). Very Moderate Response (VMR). Extremely Moderate Response (EMR). Proportional Response (PR). Very Proportional Response (VPR). Extremely Proportional Response (EPR). Disproportional Response (DR). Very Disproportional Response (VDR). Extremely Disproportional Response (EDR).”
G1. Joke: A Sponge was Squeezed and Giraffes and Rabbits and Porcupines Popped Out of the Sponge. And an Octopus and a Squid came out of Liquid Soap.
G2. Joke: Literally Trying to Feed and Water someone over the Telephone and over the Internet on a Computer.
G3. The Man frequently thought to Himself, “That is Just the Way it is.” And The Woman frequently thought to Herself, “That is Just the Way it is.” And The Person frequently thought, “That is Just the Way it is.” And The People frequently thought to Themselves, “That is Just the Way it is.” And The People frequently thought to Ourselves, “That is Just the Way it is.” That is Just the Way it is (TIJTWII).
G4. The Man said, “Several years ago, when an Author, George Orwell, read His Book War of the Worlds over the Radio, many Individuals Falsely Believed that there was an Alien Invasion. And, since Radio and Television Broadcasts travel through Space, perhaps Individuals of another Civilization will also think that there is an Alien Invasion.” The Woman said, “Do you think that there are Friendly Aliens?” And The Man replied, “Yes, there are probably Friendly Aliens who are Friendly to some Individuals, and there are also probably Friendly Aliens who are at Times Unfriendly to some Individuals. And these things are true with Many Individuals. The Context is Important. And The Contexts are Important.” Context. Contexts.
G5. The Man said, “I sometimes wear Many Hats, and sometimes at The Same Time. And I sometimes wear Several Hats, and sometimes at The Same Time. And this is Good. And all of this is Good. ” Hat. Hats. The Hat. The Hats.
G6. The Man said, “That Man’s Earlier Writings are sort of Like The Old Testament (OT) of The Bible, and That Man’s Later Writings are sort of Like The New Testament (NT) of The Bible.”
G7. A Joke: After eating a Filbert, Mr. Fibber told a Fib while He was on the Defibrillator.
G8. Paraphrasing from Greg Wheelhouse, a Roommate of Mine, and used with His Permission, “I do Not know who won a 1988 Emmy Award, although I do want to know what Twerking means.”
G9. Good Anchor (GA). Good Anchors (GA). The Anchor (TA). The Anchors (TA). The Good Anchor (TGA). The Good Anchors (TGA).
G10. The Man said, “Useful. Very Useful (VU). Extremely Useful (EU).”
G11. The Man said, “Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI).”
G12. Joke: Dogs and Cats had their Boarding Passing in their Mouths for an Airplane Ride, and the Workers asked the Dogs and the Cats to wag their Tails 3 times for Yes, and to wag their Tails 4 times for No.
G13. Friend. A Close Friend (CF). A Very Close Friend (VCF). Friends. Close Friends (CF). Very Close Friends (VCF).
G14. A Joke -- Too Many Referees in a Wrestling Match.
G15. Joke: A Television Control was Put in Several Places in order to work, and was attached to a string in a Person’s mouth in order to work. And an individual tried to Hocus Pocus and Abracadabra the Television Control to try to get it to work.
G16. A Joke: A Woman answered a Telephone, and She said, “Hello? Hello? Hello?” And then she hung up the phone, and she said, “No one was on the phone.” And then a Person burst in the room, and he said, “What do you mean by calling Me a No One?”
G17. Greg Wheelhouse, a Roommate, and written with His Permission: The Landlord said, “That’s Not a Chihuaha! That’s a long-haired Rat.”
G18. Joke: The Man called His Insurance Agent for Insurance on His Invisible and Imaginary Double Decker Bus.
G19. A Joke: The Man, by Himself, played a Football Game against a Football Team.
G20. A Joke: A Big Book about how to burn between 0.8 to 1.8 calories.
G21. Joke: Throwaway China Plates.
G22. Joke: Literal and Metaphorical Red Tape.
G23. The Man said, “There should be a Law where every single day is Wednesday. That way I will bring the garbage and recycling cans to the curb everyday.”
G24. A Joke: A Lemonade Salesperson wants a Pay Raise from a Lemon. And He Blackmails a Lemon, “Lemon, if you don’t give Me a pay raise during the summers when I work at this lemonade stand, I’ll turn you into lemonade. And you too Apple, Orange, and Grape!”
G25. Joke: Buddy the Dog said, “I’m 21 years of age in Dog Years, so stop treating Me like I am a Baby.”
G26. Joke: How can a very small person with a sensitive nose live in a Natural Gas Alarm?
G27. The Man yelled, “There is a Mousse by the Refrigerator! I am Scared!! There is a Mousse by the Refrigerator!” And The Woman replied, “Do you Mean that there is a Mouse by the Refrigerator?” And The Man said, “No, there is a Blob of Mousse by the Refrigerator. The Mice are by the Bookcase.” And then The Woman Screamed when She saw the Mice.
G28. Joke: The Man said to the lottery official, “I am pretty sure that I thought about picking the winning numbers, and I’m 0.8 Percent Multiplied by 0.9 Percent divided by 3 Percent sure that I thought about picking the winning numbers? So, can I have the Lottery Prize?
G29. Joke: The Man thought that a person on Television – with a Television that was on Mute – was the voice of someone who was talking on a laptop Computer.
G30. Joke: A Person with a bald head – hair looks great, although it is a little long.
G31. Joke: Literally “Strong” Coffee.
G32. Joke: Literally “Bull by the Horns.”
G33. Joke: Beware of “The Garagers!”
G34. A Literally Hot Check, and a Literally Bounced Check.
G35. A Joke: A very “quick” dishwashing machine.
G36. Joke: The Man said, “That Smartphone should be called The Stupid Phone.”
G37. A Tailor may also be a General. And a Housekeeper may also be a General. And a Dishwasher may also be a General. And a Soldier may also be a General. And a Volunteer may also be a General. And a Writer may also be a General. And a Worker may also be a General.
G38. A Joke: A Funny Tombstone – Shapes, Words, Talking, Videos, and Holograms.
G39. Joke: The Man was Overly Helpful, and He kept on Asking The Other Man if He Needed Help doing Just about Everything.
G40. The Woman said, “From the Woman at the Well to the Woman down on Her Knees, you are The God who Really Sees, El Shaddai.”
G41. The Man said, “Many Men, Women, and Children have People who Care about Them. And Many Men, Women, and Children have People who Sort of Care about Them. Care. Sort of Care (SOC).”
G42. On June 23, 2014, My Mom and I were Watching and Listening to the News on Television, and We heard about a Child who Fell from a Building, and My Mother and I prayed aloud to Father God for the Safety and the Well Being of that Child who had Fallen.
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And Some More of My Writings:

G43. From Mom, Jokingly about Ted, Our Dog, “I need to get busy pushing boxes around or saving people on a mountain, even helping Mum with Real Estate, anything....”
G44. Demeanor. Demeanors.
G45. Trait. Traits. Character Trait (GT). Character Traits (GT).
G46. Track Record (TR). Track Records (TR).
G47. Conscience. Consciences.
G48. Ensouled. Soul. Souls.
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And Here are some More of My Writings:

G49. Temperament. Temperaments.
G50. Aware. Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE). On that Level (OTL). On those Levels (OTL). Level. Level. On that (OT). On those (OT). About that (AT). About those (AT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Conscious. Consciously. Subconscious. Subconsciously. Sort of (SO). About.
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And some More of My Writings:
G51. Written. Unwritten. Known. Well-Known (WK). Not Known (NK). Not Well-Known (NWK). To that Person (TTP). To Him (TH). To Her (TH). To Me (TM). To Them (TT). To Us (TU). To those People (TTP). About that Person (ATP). About Him (AH). About Her (AH). About Me (AB). About Them (AT). About Us (AU). About those People (ATP). Information. Information about (IA). Him. He. She. Her. Them. Us. We. Me. I. You. Relevant. Irrelevant.

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And More of My Writings:
G52. When? What Happened (WH)? What was Happening (WWH)? Possibility. Probability. Possible. Probable. Likelihood. Estimated Percentage (EP). Estimated Likelihood (EL). Estimated Probability (EP). Now. Later. Time. Time Period (TP). Time Periods (TP). Amount. Amounts. Approximate. Approximately. Today. Tomorrow. Then. The. These. Those. Contingent Upon (CU). Contingent. Contingency. Contingency Plan (CP). Contingency Plans (CP). There. Their. To. Too. Two. Thrice. The Number (TN). The Number of Times (TNOT). Serious. Very Serious (VS). Extremely Serious (ES). Seriously. Very Seriously (VS). Extremely Seriously (ES). Not Serious (NS). Not Very Serious (NVS). Not Extremely Serious (NES). Not Seriously (NS). Not Very Seriously (NVS). Not Extremely Seriously (NES). Specifically. Specifics. Specific. Example. Examples. Holistically. Holistics. Holistic. An. A. Some. Many. A Few (AF). Un. Une. Le Repas. Les Repas. Un Repas. Des Repas. La Bibliotheque. Les Bibliotheques. Des Bibliotheques. Des Bibliotheques. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not About that Subject (NATS). Not About those Subjects (NATS).

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And More of My Writings, Sayings & Jokes:

G53. Joke: The Waiter said, “We are all out of Coffee, although We do have Plenty of Coffee Grounds. Here are some Coffee Grounds.”
G54. Joke: A Person makes a big deal out of a dented plastic bottle, thinking that it is indicative of something very terrible.
G55. Joke: A Person yells His Name when He is asked what His Name is, and He yells out other Information.
G56. Trevor was Clever when He Pulled a Lever in Denver.
G57. The Man said, “We Toughen Up Many of Our People by Having Them do Some Physical Labor. Toughen Up. Toughen. Tough. Strong. Strengthen.”
G58. Can you undo a Baptism? No, you cannot. Can you undo a Confirmation? No, you cannot. Can you undo Many Things? No, you cannot. Some Things are Important. And Some Things are Not Very Important.
G59. A Joke: Best Friend or Favorite Friend?!
G60. A Joke: Tossed Produce, such as Tomatoes, joke – Good as New.
G61. A Joke: A Person can hear very non-Loud Sounds, and Not hear loud sounds.
G62. Joke: A person paid in Moldy Banana Peels.
G63. A Joke: A Business: A Representative and The Sign said, “Bankrupt,” then “We are Back in Business,” over and over again after getting a Telephone call and an Email and a Singing Telegram from someone saying that They are Bankrupt and then They are Back in Business, over and over again.
G64. Joke: Two People Really Loved their cellphones, and They were thought of as “Twin Children,” complete with Diaper Changing, etc.
G65. Joke: Mute button did Not Mute it, and instead turned the Television Very, Very Loud.
G66. The Proposed Legislative Bill would Outlaw the Usage of Passwords for Emails and Banking Websites, as there should be a “Greater Amount of Transparency Among Complete Strangers.”
G67. Joke: “I cook Crazy, but I Cook Fast.”
G68. Joke: about 31 people are Chosen for a Beauty Modelling Contract, except for One, Very, Very Beautiful Woman.
G69. Joke: Waiting for Bottle Caps to be The Official Currency.
G70. New Hope Cross – I have Heard that The Cross has saved at Least One Life from Suicide.
G71. A Joke: Grocery Cart Crash corresponds with a Car being Harmed even though they are both far away from each other.
G72. The Man said, “The Changing of My Voice is a Talent that Very Few People Have. And I can talk Very, Very Fast.”
G73. My Mom was so Proud of Buddy the Dog when He ate a Bite of Apple. It does Not take much for Mom to be Proud of Buddy the Dog, as Buddy is Part of The Family.
G74. Joke: The Man ordered a salad at a Restaurant, and there were Whole Apples, Bananas, Tomatoes, and Oranges on the Salad – “Open Your Mouth Very Wide.”
G75. Joke: Literally World by The Tail.
G76. Joke: The Man in The Trenches said, “Gas Masks On! There is an Incoming Tickle Attack!”
G77. Joke: Hand in the forms of Phones for Cheaper call Rates.
G78. A Joke: Repeatedly Blows His Nose on His Shirt.
G79. The Man turned into an Elephant after eating two bananas in a day.
G80; Joke: The Man said, “Did I have My Multivitamin Today? I will have a Multivitamin just in case I forget to have one,” over and over and having a Fake Multivitamin from a Container over and over again.
G81. A Joke: The Man said, “My Name is Mr. Brandon Burper,” and He then repeatedly Burped again and again.
G82. What I learned from Economic Class about How Moderation is Good: especially President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s (FDR’s) New Deal Programs helped prevent Radical Leftists from Taking Control of The United States Government, and lots of Times, Moderation is Wise.
G83. The Man said, “We will see what Develops.” Develops.
G84. The Man’s Face and Shirt was covered with Ranch salad dressing, and He said, while Throwing Ranch Salad Dressing almost Everywhere, “You need to stop being Stingy with the Salad Dressing.”
G85. Buddy the Dog, even when He is upstairs, and when I’m downstairs, almost always knows when to come downstairs when I get pieces of salami from the Refrigerator. And I usually given Him some Pieces of Salami.
G86. Joke: A Pitchfork for a Measuring Cup.
G87. The Man said, “I am both Optimistic and Pessimistic.”
G88. Joke: “Where’s My 1/20th of one cent for My Coupon’s Redemption Value?” The Reply: “There is Not a coin that is 1/20th of one cent.” “Why don’t you create 1/20th of one cent? I want to buy a Quarter of an Ice Cream cone with that 1/20th of one cent.”
G89. Joke: The Carnivorous Anti-Herbivorous Political Party.
G90. A dog with Goggles and a Swimsuit and a Swimming Head Cap.
G91. Joke: Grow Smaller Fingers for a Mini-Keyboard: the potion: Brussells Sprouts mixed with Honey and Sugar make the person grow Smaller Fingers for a Mini-Keyboard.
G92. A Joke: A Huge Jockey using Computer Special Effects.
G93. There are Types of Genius. For example, someone may be a Literary Genius and/or a History Genius and/or a Genius at Something else. And someone may have about a 150 Verbal IQ, which makes that Person a Verbal Genius and/or someone may have about a 150 Fund of Knowledge IQ, which makes that person a Knowledge Genius. Verbal Genius. Knowledge Genius. History Genius. Literature Genius. Not everyone can do everything Extremely Well, and that is also OK. And someone may score 800s, Perfect Scores, on The Scholastic Aptitude Tests (SATs), for Verbal, World History, Literature, and American History, which is also indicative that that Person is a Verbal Genius and/or a History Genius and/or a Literature Genius and/or a Fund of Knowledge Genius, which, of course, means that Person is a Genius.
G94. Joke: Buddy the Dog said, “I’m your Uncle and your Brother at the same time.”
G95. Joke: Bunny Slippers and Pig Slippers to Work day.
G96. Joke: The Man said during a Job Interview: “The correct Questions are No Questions.”
G97. Joke: Overzealous in Watching a Purse.
G98. Golf-Ball Sized Hail. No, literally hailing Golf Bails. Double Entendre too.
G99. Joke: Talking about 2 Different Things.
G100. Underwear weighs 840 pounds and eyeglasses weigh 841 pounds and watch weighs 842 pounds. Replicas of what they would look like.
H1. A Joke: The Discussion of the Importance of a College Education to a Dog and to a Cat.

H2. A Joke: Waiting for 84 years for someone to click enter on a Computer.

H3. A Joke: Many People Upset because He and They were supposed to throw the game. Mad at the Referees too.
H4. A Joke: 22 on a Card for Blackjack.
H5. Joke: Computer Icon jumped and hid.
H6. Joke: Instead of an Elevator or an Escalator or Stairs: Jumping Up and Human Pyramid to go upwards towards The Top of the Building.
H7. Joke: The Man said to another Person, and to several other People, “I’m playing Games,” over and over.
H8. Joke: “Not a believer in Using Silverware.”
H9. About Reuben Our Dog, as said to Me by My Mother, May 30, 2014, “God saved Him.” Paws worn out by The Highway, and it was a Busy Highway, for about a week. My Mother, Debra, placed an Advertisement (Ad) in a Newspaper , and a UPS Man called Mom, and He said that He saw Reuben, Our Dog. And other People called, Mom, and She was Afraid that they’d call and say that he was, in My Mother’s Words, “Dead. Not a Good Deal. Losing a Dog is Not a Good Deal.” The Wondering too, “Waiting by the phone.” Dogs are, “Parts of The Family.”
H10. A Joke: Tripped on a Book, and did Acrobatics, Jumping Jacks, Pushups, et cetera.
H11. Joke: A Very Minor Sound Bothered someone Immensely.
H12. A Joke: A Huge Rush to use coupons that expire about 3 Months Later.
H13. A Joke: Too Hot and Too Cold – Sweaters, Clothes Off, Et Cetera.
H14. A Joke: Candy truck sounds for police cars instead of sirens and cow music for an Ambulance, and dog barking for a Fire Truck.
H15. A Joke: Using Computer Special Effects, Literally Raining Cats and Dogs.
H16. A Joke: Mining for Cotton Candy and Cookies.
H17 Joke: Literally Cookies on a Computer instead of the non-literal cookies.
H18. Some More of My Jokes: Raccoon wearing X-Ray Glasses in a cage instead of X-Rays at a Dentist’s Office.

H19. Uncle Lyle Landsem – Saw, on His Deathbed, after The Lord’s Prayer was recited by Family and Friends, Grandpa Ted (His Brother), Grandpa Lars (His Father who came on a Boat from the Country of Norway), and Ingaborg (His Mother who also came on a Boat from Norway), and, “All of His Relatives were there [in the Room with Him] except for the ones that had gone to Heaven,” Aunt Gloria on 5/27/2014, and before this day.
H20. Grandpa Lars Landsem – took off His Leg’s Caste, because He wanted to go back to Work. Grandpa Ted said, according to Aunt Gloria. and Gloria is Grandpa Ted’s Daughter, that Grandpa Lars, “he sawed His Caste Off,” because He wanted to go back to work.
H21. Aunt Gloria about Grandma Ingaborg Landsem, she was, “The Sweetest. Angel. White Hair. Never Raised Her Voice. Like an Angel. Always had a Smile on Her Face,” and that She owned, “a wine velvet Davendport [a Couch].” And that She cut Aunt Gloria’s, “fingernails and toenails Very Carefully.”
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H22. Joke: Get on the Horn (literally).

H23. The Man said, “As of 2/19/2014, I have Very Rarely shaken because of hunger. I am almost always full. And I am almost never hungry. And I have Never gone to bed hungry. And I am Thankful. And I am Grateful.”
H24. A Joke: Did you take a shower for me too? Waiting for you to take a shower for Me too.
H25. A Joke: Cell phone radiation not by head joke, but by Another Body Part.
H26. Some More of My Jokes: Double entendre jumping in the shower. And Fingers walking to snatch a purse stop that thief from that same person whose own fingers are trying to snatch the purse.
H27. A Joke: The Judge during sentencing to the Person found Guilty: “You are cute.” And love letters. And marriage proposal.
H28. A Joke: Repeatedly hi, good morning, and good evening.
H29. A Joke: About a business dept. They are crazy in that business dept of ours -- straight jackets and tin foil hats while talking on the phones.
H30. A Joke: Blow up bed in an automobile.
H31. Jokes: many people on a computer, and eight people per person per letter and number.
H32. A Joke: Drove back while about 4 Inches from The Driveway, after Pushing the Car for Fuel, as it did Not Quite Reach The Destination’s Driveway.
H33. A Joke: Because of a Slight Chance of a leak in the Roof. Raincoat and goggles on, as it is “Better to be Safe than to be Sorry.”
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H34. A Joke: 8 million percent tax rate.

H35. I reached and scooped that fish with My net.
H37. A Joke: Drive to Europe and moon.
H38. Joke: You’ll find your lost cell phone, as it does Not have legs. And using Computer Animation, the Cell Phone Grows Legs and walks away.
H39. Joke: Cabinet and Figurines Moved Non-Delicately.
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And some More of My Writings:

1. Belief. Beliefs. Believe. Believes. Believing. Believed.
2. Bible. Content of The Bible. Contents of The Bible.
3. Scriptures. Content of The Scriptures. Contents of The Scriptures.
4. Content. Contents. Content of (The). Contents of (The).
5. Reality. Realities. Reality of (The). Realities of (The).
6. (The) Real Definition (TRD and RD). (The) Real Definitions (TRD and RD).
7. Perception. Perceptions. Perception of (The). Perceptions of (The).
8. World View. World Views.
9. Opinion. Opinions.
10. Fact. Facts. Factual.
11. Honest. Honestly.
12. True. Truth. Truths. Truthful.
13. False. Falsehood. Falsely.
14. Perceive. Perceives. Perceived. Perceiving.
15. Happen. Happens. Happened. Happening.
16. Correct. Corrects. Corrected. Correcting. Correctly.
17. Incorrect. Incorrectly. Uncorrected.
18. The Person said, “I Believe You.”
19. The Person said, “I do Not Believe that is Correct.”
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One of My Jokes:

The Man said to a Woman, “During the winter, let’s bottle and save the cold for the summer months, and during the summer, let’s bottle and save the heat for the winter months.”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “There are many Smart and Accomplished People in His Family, and that Man got about A cumulative grade point averages (GPA and GPAs) at two colleges -- a 3.88 GPA for about two year’s of college work and classes, and a 4.00 for about one year’s of college work and classes, and a 3.51 cumulative, and unweighted -- whereas weighted GPAs often have about a possible 5.00 GPA -- GPA at High School, about a B+ or A- average, and He graduated from High School with High Honors, and about a B- or C+ cumulative GPA for about a year’s worth of classes at another First Tier and Top Ranked college -- over a 2.61 cumulative GPA there, which translates into a GPA cumulative average of about four grades of B and about four grades of C, which is more than enough for a Passing GPA, and He scored Four Perfect Scores on His Scholastic Aptitude Tests (SATs), and His Verbal IQ is about 150, and His overall IQ is in the Top One Percent (which is also known by the acronym, TOP aka Top One Percent), and He is Very Thankful for His Family and Friends, whom He likes Very Much, and He likes being a Family Member (FM).”
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Person is, as the saying goes, Larger than Life. And that Person is a Character. And that Person is also a Good Character.” Larger than Life (LTL). Character. Characters. Good Character (GC). Good Characters (GC).
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In one of My Writings, The Man said, "I am a Social Scientist." Social Science. Social Sciences. Social Scientist. Social Scientists.
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Some More of My Writings and Some More of My Sayings:

H49. Spoke. Spoken. Spokes. Speak. Speaks. Speaking. Well-Spoken (WS). Eloquently Spoken (ES). Misspoke. Misspoken. Misspeaking. Misspeak. Accident. Accidently. Not an Accident (NAA). Not Accidently (NA). On Purpose (OP). Purpose. Purposefully. Not on Purpose (NOP). Not Purposefully (NP). Moral. Morals. Morale. Morales. Good. About. Of. Regarding. Regarding that (RT). Regarding those (RT). Not Regarding that (NRT). Not Regarding those (NRT). From there to there (FTTT). There to there (TTT). From Here to Here (FHTH). Here to Here (HTH). There. Here. Hear. Hearing. Hears. Heard. True. False. Fiction. Fictional. Fictitious. Non-Fiction (NF). Non-Fictional (NF). Non-Fictitious (NF). Non-Factual (NF). Factual. A True Story (ATS). The True Story (TTS). True Story (TS). True Stories (TS). The True Stories (TTS). A Non-True Story (ANNS). The Non-True Story (TNTS). Non-True Story (NTS). Not True Stories (NTS). The Not True Stories (TNTS). Relevant. Irrelevant. Not Relevant (NR). Terminology. Terminologies. Meaning. Mean. Means. For Example (FE). An Important Example (AIE). Important Examples (IE). Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI). Coincidence. Coincidences. Not a Coincidence (NAC). Not Coincidences (NC). Coincidently. Not Coincidently (NC). Maybe. Perhaps. Yes. No. OK. Not OK. (NO). Good. Not Good (NG). Bad. Well. Well Done (WD). Not Well Done (NWD). Satisfactory. Very Satisfactory (VS). Extremely Satisfactory (ES). Not Satisfactory (NS). Not Very Satisfactory (NVS). Not Extremely Satisfactory (NES). An. And. The. These. Those. Vocabulary. Vocabularies. Word. Words. Meaning. Meanings. Life. Live. Lives. Living. Livings. Lived.