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A Joke that I Wrote:
The Man said to a Woman, “Don't push that button in Our Car.” And The Woman asked, “Why?” And The Man said, “This car was a Fighter Jet before it became a Car, and that button is an Emergency Ejection Button.”
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Here is a Quote from the Writer, Erica Jong: “Exceptional people are often called crazy by the ordinary world.”
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And More of My Writings:
X77. An Aspect of (AAO). Some Aspects of (SAO). Aspect. Aspects. Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
X78. A Part of (APO). Some Parts of (SPO). Part of (PO). Parts of (PO). Part. Parts. Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
X79. A Feature of (AFO). Some Features of (SFO). Feature of (FO). Features of (FO). Feature. Features. Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
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Some Good Information about Me:
As of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Business. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Place of Business. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Store. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Online Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Non-Online Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Non-Profit Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any For Profit Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Restaurant. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Nation.
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And More of My Writings:
X80. Manifest. Manifests. Manifesting. Manifested. In that Way (ITW). In those Ways (ITW). Not in that Way (NITW). Not in those Ways (NITW). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X81. Hardwire. Hardwires. Hardwiring. Hardwired. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X82. God Given (GG). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
X83. Conscience.
X84. Conscious. Consciously. Consciousness.
X85. Clear Conscience (CC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X86. Freedom of Conscience. Freedoms of Conscience.
X87. Freedom of Belief. Freedoms of Beliefs.
X88. Conscientious Objector (CO). Conscientious Objectors (CO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X89. Objector. Objectors. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X90. Freedom of Speech. Freedoms of Speech.
X91. Limited Freedom of Speech. Limited Freedoms of Speech.
X92. Freedom of Religion. Freedoms of Religions.
X93. Limited Freedom of Religion. Limited Freedoms of Religion.
X94. Freedom. Freedoms. Limited Freedom (LF). Limited Freedoms (LF). Restricted Freedom (RF). Restricted Freedoms (RF). Limited and Restricted Freedom (LARF). Limited and Restricted Freedoms (LARF). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X95. Life. Living. Livings. Live. Lives. Lived.
X96. Right. Rights. A Real Right (ARR). The Real Rights (TRR). Real Right (RR). Real Rights (RR).
Here is a Quote from The Movie, Hearts in Atlantis: “It's funny how when you're a kid, a day can last forever. Now, all these years seem just like a blink.” And here is a Quote from the Movie, The Shining: “Some places are like people: some shine and some don't.”
And More of My Writings:
X97. Consensus. General Consensus (GC). The Consensus (TC). The General Consensus (TGC). Seems to be (STB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X98. Believer. Believers. A Believer (AB). Some Believers (SB). Many Believers (MB). The Believer (TB). The Believers (TB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
The Man Yelled, “There used to be a 6,539th! This is Not a Spoof. This is Not a Parody. This is Not a Satire. This is Not a Comedy. There used to be a 6,539th! Ladies and Gentlemen, There used to be a 6,539th!”
Roddy Piper, May You Rest in Peace (RIP). You are a Great Wrestler. And You are a Great Man. – Brandon
And More of My Writings:
X99. One. Two. Three. Four. Some. Many. Some Of. Many Of. A Little Of. A Lot Of. Of. Of That (OT). Of Those (OT). The Quantity (TQ). The Quantities (TQ). The Quality (TQ). The Qualities (TQ). The Amount(s) (TA). The Percentage(s) (TP). The Estimated Amount(s) (TEA). The Estimated Percentage(s) (TEP). The Reliability (TR). The Reliabilities (TR). Reliable. Reliability. Reliabilities. Consider The Source (CTS). Consider The Sources (CTS). The Source (TS). The Sources (TS). Source. Sources. Sourcing. Sourced. Common Sense (CS). Resource. Resources. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X100. A Person. One Person. Two People. Three People. Four People. Some People. Many People. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y1. The Advocate (TA). The Advocates (TA). An Advocate (AA). Some Advocates (SA). Advocate. Advocates. Advocating. Advocated. For. Him. Her. Them. We. Us. You. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Some Headlines around The World:
Keira Knightley Says She's Often Mistaken for Natalie Portman and Britney Spears;
Courts Quietly Confirm MMR Vaccine Causes Autism;
Vaccine Court Awards Millions to Two Children with Autism;
Italian Court Rules MMR Vaccine Caused Autism;
Dr. Brownstein: “Mercury in Vaccines: A Ridiculous Practice.”
Whistleblower Claims CDC Covered Up Data Showing Vaccine-Autism Link;
New Survey Finds 52% Believe Life Begins at Conception, 66% Believe Unborn Children are People;
Ebola Virus in Africa Outbreak is a New Strain;
How Exercise Changes Our DNA;
Bellamy Salute;
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And Some More Headlines Around The World:
5 Most Amazing Angels Caught on Tape;
Portrait of an INTJ;
How Computer Animation Works;
U.S. Citizenship Through Parents or by Birth;
“Once A Marine, Always A Marine”;
Allergic to all Food?
Food Allergies and Food Intolerance;
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And More of My Writings:
Y2. Blown out of Proportion. Not Blown out of Proportion.
And More of My Writings:
Y3. Option A. Option B. Option C. Option D.
Y4. Response A. Response B. Response C. Response D.
Y5. Choice A. Choice B. Choice C. Choice D.
Y6. Action A. Action B. Action C. Action D.
Y7. Activity A. Activity B. Activity C. Activity D.
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And Some More of My Writings:
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Many People learned how to Read when They were about 11 years of age. And that is OK.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y8. De Facto – That which is Reality. De Jure – That which is By Right and/or Rightfully and/or By Law and/or Officially. De Facto (DF). De Jure (DJ).
Y9. Meme. Memes. Culture. Cultures. Culturally. Mores. Tradition. Traditions. Traditional. Traditionally. Traditionalist. Traditionalists. Information. Data. Datum. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y10. Zero. Zero Amount of Times (ZAOT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y11. Yes. No. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y12. Court. Courts. The Court (TC). The Courts (TC). The Court of (TCO). The Courts of (TCO). A Court (AC). Some Courts (SC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y13. Judge. Judges. Judging. Judged. Judgment. Judgments. The. A. Some. To. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y14. Discern. Discerns. Discerning. Discerned. Discernment. Discernments. To. The. A. Some. To. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y15. In the Jurisdiction of (ITJO). In the Jurisdictions of (ITJO). The Jurisdiction of (TJO). The Jurisdictions of (TJO).
About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y16. The Curtain. The Curtains. Behind the Curtain. Behind the Curtains. Not Behind the Curtain. Not Behind the Curtains. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y17. The Scene. The Scenes. Behind the Scene. Behind the Scenes. Behind the Scenery. Not Behind the Scene. Not Behind the Scenes. Not Behind the Scenery. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y18. Overt. Overtly. Covert. Covertly. Secret. Secrets. Secretiveness. Secretly. Top Secret (TS). Top Secrets (TS). Top Secretiveness (TS). Top Secretly (TS). Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y19. Classify. Classifies. Classifying. Classified. Highly. Not Highly (NH). Classification. Classifications. The Existence. The Existence of. Signify. Signifies. Signifying. Signified. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y20. Reality. The Reality (TR). Realities. The Realities (TR). Of the Situation (OTS). Of the Situations (OTS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y21. Open. Opens. Opening. Opened. Not Open (NO). Not Opens (NO). Not Opening (NO). Not Opened (NO). Close. Closes. Closing. Closed. Not Close (NC). Not Closes (NC). Not Closing (NC). Not Closed (NC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y22. Transparent. Transparence. Transparency. Transparently. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y23. Not Transparent (NT). Non-Transparence (NT). Non-Transparency (NT). Not Transparently (NT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y24. Known. Known to Someone. Known to Some People. Known to Many People. Well-Known. Well-Known to Someone. Well-Known to Some People. Well-Known to Many People. Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y25. Totalitarian. Non-Totalitarian. Repressive. A Repressive Regime. Repressive Regimes. A Totalitarian Regime. Totalitarian Regimes. Non-Repressive. A Non-Repressive Regime. Non-Repressive Regimes. A Non-Totalitarian Regime. Non-Totalitarian Regimes. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y26. The Venn Diagram (TVD). The Venn Diagrams (TVD). Both. Not Both (NB). Exclusive. Not Exclusive (NE). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y27. Member. Members. Membership. Memberships. Organization Member (OM). Organization Members (OM). Organization Membership (OM). Organization Memberships (OM). Organization. Organizations. Organizational. Organize. Organizes. Organizing. Organized. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y28. Accurate. Accurately. Accuracy. Estimated Accuracy (EA). Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). Non-Accuracy (NA). Non-Estimated Accuracy (NEA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y29. Intuition. Intuitions. Intuitive. Intuitive and True (IAT). Counter Intuitive (CI). Counter Intuitive and True (CIAT). True. False. God Given (GG). God Given Intuition(s) (GGI). God Given Instinct(s) (GGI). Natural. Naturals. Naturally. Unnatural. Unnaturally. Wholesome. Wholesomeness. Unwholesome. Unwholesomeness. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here is a Quote: “Nothing strengthens our love for others, as our prayer for them.”
And More of My Writings:
Y30. Making a Mound out of a Mole Hill. Not Making a Mound out of a Mole Hill. Making a Big Deal out of Nothing. Not Making a Big Deal out of Nothing. Making a Big Deal out of Basically Nothing of Real Importance. Not Making a Big Deal out of Basically Nothing of Real Importance. Exaggerate. Exaggeration. Not Exaggerate. Not an Exaggeration. Extremely Exaggerate. Extreme Exaggeration. Not Extremely Exaggerate. Not an Extreme Exaggeration. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y31. Supernatural. Supernaturally. Not Supernatural (NS). Not Supernaturally (NS). The Bible (TB). Biblical. Biblically. Not The Bible (NTB). Not Biblical (NB). Not Biblically (NB). Spiritual. Spirituality. Not Spiritual (NS). Not Spirituality (NS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y32. Pure. Purity. Purities. Purely. Purify. Purifies. Purifying. Purified. Purification. Purifications. The. A. Some. Many. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y33. Clean. Cleans. Cleaning. Cleaned. Cleaner. Cleaners. Cleanse. Cleanses. Cleansing. Cleansed. The. A. Some. Many. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y34. Precedence. A Precedence. An Important Precedence. A Very Important Precedence. An Extremely Important Precedence. Non-Precedence. Not a Precedence. Not an Important Precedence. Not a Very Important Precedence. Not an Extremely Important Precedence. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y35. Real Precedence. A Real Precedence. An Important Real Precedence. A Very Important Real Precedence. An Extremely Important Real Precedence. Not a Real Precedence. Not an Important Real Precedence. Not a Very Important Real Precedence. Not an Extremely Important Real Precedence. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y36. Precedent. A Precedent. An Important Precedent. A Very Important Precedent. An Extremely Important Precedent. Not a Precedent. Non- Precedent. Not an Important Precedent. Not a Very Important Precedent. Not an Extremely Important Precedent. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y37. Real Precedent. A Real Precedent. An Important Real Precedent. A Very Important Real Precedent. An Extremely Important Real Precedent. Not a Real Precedent. Not an Important Real Precedent. Not a Very Important Real Precedent. Not an Extremely Important Real Precedent. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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In one of My Writings, The Man thought to Himself, “I do Not Believe that Person is a Member of that Organization.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y38. Complicate. Complicates. Complicating. Complicated. Complication. Complications. More Complicated than that (MCTT). Not Complicate (NC). Not Complicates (NC). Not Complicating (NC). Not Complicated (NC). Non-Complication (NC). Non-Complications (NC). Not More Complicated than that (NMCTT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y39. Easy. Easily. Not Easy (NE). Not Easily (NE). More Easy than that (METT). Not More Easy than that (NMETT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y40. As the often Truthful Saying States, “One Hand Washes the Other Hand.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Here is a Paraphrased, and Truthful, Saying: “If you have a Family that loves you, a few good Friends, Food on Your Table, and a Roof over Your Head, You are Richer than You may Think.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y41. A Form of (AFO). Some Forms of (SFO). The Forms of (TFO). A Type of (ATO). Some Types of (STO). The Types of (TTO). (A) (The) Form. (A) (The) (Some) Forms. (A) (The) Formation. (A) (The) (Some) Formations. (A) (The) Type. (A) (The) (Some) Types.
And More of My Writings:
Y42. Agenda. Agendas. (On) The Agenda ((O)TA). (On) The Agendas ((O)TA). (On) an Agenda ((O)AA). (On) Some Agendas ((O)SA). Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y43. Perspective. Perspectives. From the Perspective of (FTPO). From the Perspectives of (FTPO). The Perspective (TP). The Perspectives (TP). A Perspective (AP). Some Perspectives (SP). A Sense of Perspective (ASOP). A Sense of Perspective about (ASOPA). A Sense of (ASO). Senses of (SO). The Sense (TS). The Senses (TS). A Sense (AS). Some Senses (SS). A Sense of Balance (ASOB). Some Senses of Balance (SSOB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y44. A Breath of Fresh Air (ABOFA). Some Breaths of Fresh Air (SBOFA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y45. A Part (AP). A Part of (APO). One Part of (OPO). Some Parts of (SPO). The Part of (TPO). The Parts of (TPO). An Important Part (AIP). An Important Part of (AIPO). One Important Part of (OIPO). Some Important Parts of (SIPO). The Important Part of (TIPO). The Important Parts of (TIPO). A Very Important Part (AVIP). A Very Important Part of (AVIPO). One Very Important Part of (OVIPO). Some Very Important Parts of (SVIPO). The Very Important Part of (TVIPO). The Very Important Parts of (TVIPO). An Extremely Important Part (AEIP). An Extremely Important Part of (AEIPO). One Extremely Important Part of (OEIPO). Some Extremely Important Parts of (SEIPO). The Extremely Important Part of (TEIPO). The Extremely Important Parts of (TEIPO). Component. Components. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y46. Not a Part (NAP). Not a Part of (NAPO). Not One Part of (NOPO). Not Some Parts of (NSPO). Not The Part of (NTPO). Not The Parts of (NTPO). Not an Important Part (NAIP). Not an Important Part of (NAIPO). Not One Important Part of (NOIPO). Not Some Important Parts of (NSIPO). Not The Important Part of (NTIPO). Not The Important Parts of (NTIPO). Not a Very Important Part (NAVIP). Not a Very Important Part of (NAVIPO). Not One Very Important Part of (NOVIPO). Not Some Very Important Parts of (NSVIPO). Not The Very Important Part of (NTVIPO). Not The Very Important Parts of (NTVIPO). Not an Extremely Important Part (NAEIP). Not an Extremely Important Part of (NAEIPO). Not One Extremely Important Part of (NOEIPO). Not Some Extremely Important Parts of (NSEIPO). Not The Extremely Important Part of (NTEIPO). Not The Extremely Important Parts of (NTEIPO). Component. Components. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y47. A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing. Wolves in Sheep's Clothing. False Flag (FF). False Flags (FF). False Flag Operation (FFO). False Flag Operations (FFO). False Uniform. False Uniforms. Someone pretending to be a Member of an Organization. Someone pretending to be a Member of Organizations. People pretending to be Members of an Organization. People pretending to be Members of Organizations. Deceive. Deceives. Deceiving. Deceived. Deception. Deceptively. Trick. Tricks. Tricking. Trickery. Tricked. An Attempt to (AAT). Attempts to (AT). By that Person (BTP). Not by that Person (NBTP). Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y48. Mutate. Mutates. Mutation. Mutations. Mutating. Mutated. Mutant. Mutants. Mutability. Mutabilities. Change. Changes. Changing. Changed. Changeling. Changelings. Changeability. Changeabilities. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y49. In all these Years that Has Never Happened (IATYTHNH). In all these Years that Has Never Happened Before (IATYTHNHB). In all these Years (IATY). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y50. From this Year to this Year. From Here to Here. From this Day to this Day. From this Date to this Date. From This to That. From this Age to this Age. On this Day. During this Year. During this Age. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y51. A Word (AW). Some Words (SW). A Sentence (AS). Some Sentences (SS). A Definition (AD). Some Definitions (SD). A Term (AT). Some Terms (ST). A Vocabulary (AV). Some Vocabularies (SV). A Picture (AP). Some Pictures (SP). A Symbol (AS). Some Symbols (SS). An Image (AI). Some Images (SI). A Metaphor (AM). Some Metaphors (SM). A Terminology (AT). Some Terminologies (ST). A Phrase (AP). Some Phrases (SP). A Slogan (AS). Some Slogans (SS). A Belief (AB). Some Beliefs (SB). A Thought (AT). Some Thoughts (ST). A Fact (AF). Some Facts (SF). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Joke that I Wrote:
Massages for Dishes, Silverware, and Glasses, and an attempt to Teach them how to Read and Write, and Putting Sunglasses and Hats on them because, “We do Not want them to get Sunburnt.”
And another Joke that I Wrote: A Man said to a Woman, “Lots of our Stuff goes Missing after We Leave them in the car. Do you think that Our Car is Stealing Our Possessions?” And the Woman laughed and said, “No, that is a Ridiculous thing to think.” Later on, in the Garage, The Car said aloud, “They are on to us.” And then a Raccoon Figurine, a Hose, and a Rake all said, “Tell Me about it.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y52. Impostor. Impostors. Not an Impostor (NAI). Not Impostors (NI). Traitor. Traitors. Not a Traitor (NAT). Not Traitors (NT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y53. A Hoax (AH). Some Hoaxes (SH). Hoax. Hoaxes. The Real Deal (TRD). The Real Deals (TRD). Real. Reality. Not a Hoax (NAH). Not Some Hoaxes (NSH). Not the Real Deal (NTRD). Not the Real Deals (NTRD). Not Real (NR). Not Reality (NR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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May you have a Happy Cousins Day. -- Brandon
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And More of My Writings:
Y54. The Plant (TP). The Plants (TP). Plant. Plants. Planting. Planted. Stage. Stages. Staging. Staged. A Plant can refer to either a Person or a Thing -- for example, A Plant can refer to a Person who was told to say or do something.
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And More of My Writings:
Y55. Simply. Simple. Simplify. Simplification. Over Simplification (OS). Over Simplifications (OS). Complicate. Complicates. Complicating. Complicated. Complication. Complications. Over Complication (OC). Over Complications (OC). Just Right (JR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y56. Safety. Safeties. Safety Net (SN). Safety Nets (SN). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y57. Conflict. Conflicts. A Conflict (AC). Some Conflicts (SC). A Minor Conflict (AMC). Some Minor Conflicts (SMC). A Major Conflict (AMC). Some Major Conflicts (SMC). Ongoing. Ended. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y58. Sustain. Sustains. Sustainable. Sustainability. Not Sustain (NS). Not Sustains (NS). Not Sustainable (NS). Non-Sustainability (NS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
There are Different Skill Sets. Some People are Good at Certain Things. And I have had two different College History Professors tell the Class that they -- the History Professors who spoke to the Class -- are Not Very Good at Mathematics. And I do Know that They are Good at History and Memorization.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “I am Forever in Your Debt for that.” And The Woman replied, “I hope that You mean that Literally, because in 8 Trillion Years and Beyond, You will Still be in My Debt for that.”
A guy said to a Man, “Tell Me more about that. Take as much time as You want.” And The Man replied, “Do you have a Month to Listen?” And then The Man began talking Non-Stop to the guy for a Month.”
A Woman asked a Man, “What Time do You want Me to Wake You Up?” And The Man replied, “Whatever Time is Best for You.” And The Woman said, “OK.” And The Man went to Sleep at 11:08 p.m., and at 11:09 p.m. The Woman, while Banging Pots and Pans and Knocking at His Door Yelled, “It's Time to Get Up Sleepy Head.”
A Joke that I Wrote: A Man said to a Woman, “Don't worry, that guy won't be Stunned for too Long about that.” And The Woman replied, “He has Broad Shoulders then?” And The Man replied, “Yes, and I mean that Literally, as each of His Shoulders are 88 Feet Long.”
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Person does Not Speak for Me. And That Person does Not Speak for US. And Those People do Not Speak for Me. And Those People do Not Speak for US.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Comedian made a Big Deal that there was a small Paperclip on a Big Table, saying, “What are You Up to?! Why are You Cluttering My Table with this Paperclip?! What is Your Agenda by doing this?!”
A Man said to a Woman, “You always have a Friend with a Book.” And The Woman then said to a Book, “Book, are You My Friend? Why aren't You Talking, Book? What is Wrong? Book, are You Upset with Me? Why aren't You Speaking to Me Book? I thought that We were Friends.”
Paramedics came into a House and started Examining a Person, while saying, “We have Our Ears Metaphorically to The Ground, and We Heard through the Grapevine, actually more by Word of Mouth, that either Your Belly was Growling, or else Your Chair was Creaking, and We Need to get to the Bottom of This.”
A Man said to a Woman, “Would you like to read a Good Book?” And The Woman replied, “Why Yes, I would.” And The Man said, “Here you go, and it has Your Name on it, and I mean that Literally.” And then the Man began to Write the Woman's Name on the Book.
A Man said to a Woman, “I'm going to the Gym to Workout.” And the Woman said, “Will You Exercise for Me too?” And The Man said, “OK.” At The Gym, The Man went on a Treadmill, and then the Woman, who was sitting on a Couch watching Television, Began to Very Visibly Lose Weight. And When The Man lifted Weights at the Gym, The Woman Very Visibly began to Grow Large Muscles on Her Arms.
A Woman began a Comical Interrogation of a Chair, asking if The Chair knew where Her Husband went to.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Joke: There were Candy Bar and Soda Cops – Police Officers whose Jobs are Just to Make sure that People Eat Candy Bars and Drink Soda, and They asked People, “Have You ate Your Candy Bar Today? And Have you Drank Your Soda also?”
A Man kept on Opening a Refrigerator to See if the Light Went Off when the Door Closed – to No Avail.
A Man and a Woman were Both in a Huge Hurry to Eat Canned Food that Have Expiration Dates 3 Years from Now.
A Homemaker Fires Herself from Washing Dishes and doing other Work, and She Demotes Herself to only Changing the Television Channel Changer's Batteries when They Need to be Changed about every 2 years.
A Man gives a guy a Candy Bar, and the guy throws the candy bar down on the ground, and He yells, “What is this? I wanted to eat 100 Candy Bars so that I could grow to be 89 Feet Tall!”
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Kid asked for a Pay Raise from His Parents of 88 Trillion Dollars for every Homework Assignment that He does, and then He asked Them, “Or do You think that is Too Excessive?”
And Some More of My Writings:
Y59. Test. Tests. Testing. Tested. Test Market (TM). Test Markets (TM). Market. Markets. Marketing. Marketed. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man asked a Woman, “Can I have one of those Cookies that You Made?” And The Woman replied, “Today is Thursday, and Thursdays are Non-Sharing Days.”
A Man and a Woman both got Microscopes and other Scientific Equipment to see if there were any Bread Crumbs on Their Carpet.
A Joke that I Wrote: A Man got Very Close to a guy, and the guy yelled, “Get out of My Personal Space!” And The Man replied, “Have You got Ownership Papers for Your Personal Space? Do You have a Receipt for Your Personal Space?”
I learned from a Family Member (FM) that the Baptismal Outfit that I wore for My Baptism was the same one worn by My Uncle Perry and Grandpa Ted for their Baptisms.
There was a Big Umbrella where about 8 to about 800 People could get Under it.
Some Jokes that I Wrote: A Person thought that Calamari, because it came from Squid, could be used to Make Ink.
A Woman said to a guy, and this is My Husband. And the guy replied, “No one is sitting there.” And The Woman said, “My Husband is Invisible today.”
A Man began smelling about a Dozen Roses outside, and a Woman yelled, “I did Not mean it literally when I told You to Stop and Smell the Roses.”
A Man was Carrying Pots and Pans to a Party, with many Pots and Pans strapped to His Body by Ropes, and a Woman asked Him, “Why are you carrying all these Pots and Pans?” And The Man Replied, “For Entertainment Purposes in addition to the Fact that these Pots and Pans hide the Grape Juice Stains on My Clothing.”
A Joke that I Wrote: A Woman said to a Man, “You only weigh 1,200 Pounds. You should gain 800 more Pounds so that You are Not Blown away by the Wind. And, while You're at it, You should grow 21 More Feet Taller.”
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I had a Great Time with Family and Friends at a Church Service today. – Brandon
And Some More of My Writings:
A Paraphrased and Often Truthful saying is, “Where there is No Harm there is often No Foul.” Aka, “No Harm, No Foul.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to another Man, “You better Belly up to that Soda Fountain.”
A Man said to a Woman, “I'll be ready in 2 minutes.” And The Woman said, “I have My Stopwatch going right now, and if it is even a nanosecond more than 2 minutes, You are in Big Trouble, Mister.”
Regarding someone saying, in response to a Question about how his day went, that He was Voting for a Presidential Candidate that would seek to Peacefully Eliminate all Nuclear Weapons around the World, a Man said, “What has that got to do with the Price of Fish?” And a guy started talking about how that affected the Price of Fish, before The Man said, “I did Not mean that Literally when I asked what that has to do with the Price of Fish.”
A Man said, “I guess I'll have a piece of cheese. I haven't had any today.” And a guy jumped up and down and yelled at Him, “That's Not True! That's Not True! 23 and a Half Hours ago you ate Cottage Cheese. Don't You Remember?! Don't You Remember!? What's Wrong with You?!”
A Man got a Very Hard Question Right on a Game Show, and a guy said, “I would have gotten that Question Right if I wasn't preoccupied in thinking about Me Spilling Milk that one day 18 years ago.”
Many People began to Write in to Their Lawmakers to Proclaim September 7th a Legal Holiday in Recognition of both The Importance of Proper Food Digestion and The Ability to Read.
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I remember watching on Cable Television a Famous Comedian who had Pictures of President Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis, and The Comedian took away the Beard on the Picture of Abraham Lincoln, and Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis then looked almost Identical. – Brandon
As The End Result of The US Civil War Demonstrated, the Fifty States that Comprise The United States, in addition to The Federal Government, are in an Unbreakable Pact: No State can Really Leave, and No State can Really be Kicked Out. There is No Real Exit Clause. And that is OK.
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There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including Soul Man, the Star Trek Movies, Minority Report, Hearts in Atlantis, Fatherland, Pearl Harbor, Changeling, The Shining, Chain Reaction, The Silence of The Lambs, Hannibal, The Sum of All Fears, The Godfather Movies, The Lord of The Rings Movies, The Matrix Movies, The Gremlins Movies, Casablanca, The Terminator Movies, The Alien Movies, The Star Wars Movies, Amadeus, Basic Instinct, The Naked Gun Comedy Movies, The Ten Commandments, Noah, L.A. Confidential, The Indiana Jones Movies, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, A Beautiful Mind, Fargo, The Sixth Sense, The Net, Million Dollar Baby, The Wizard of Oz, Twelve Monkeys, The Jurassic Park Movies, World War Z, The Truman Show, ET: The Extra-Terrestrial, WarGames, Elizabeth and Elizabeth: The Golden Age, The Poltergeist Movies, The Village, The Omen Movies, The Good Shepherd, Brave New World, Dave, The Imitation Game, The X-Men Movies, The Graduate, Outbreak, Enemy at The Gates, Quiz Show, Alexander, The Rocky Movies, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, I, Robot, The Man Who Would be King, The Passion of The Christ, Ghost, The Bourne Movies, and Point of No Return.
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One of My Family Members (FM) told Me that another Family Member had an Extremely Bad Reaction to some Blonde Hair Dye.
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Some More of My Writings:
Y60. With a Grain of Salt. With Grains of Salt.
Y61. With a Grain of Salt (WAGOS). With Grains of Salt (WGOS).
Y62. Hive. Hives. The Hive. The Hives. A Hive. Some Hives.
Y63. Hive. Hives. The Hive (TH). The Hives (TH). A Hive (AH). Some Hives (SH).
Y64. This is what about 12 Years of School consisted of, in part, for Many other Individuals, and Me, until Our High School Graduations: From about ages 6 to 18, about every Monday through Friday wake up at about Seven in the Morning and go to school from about Eight in the Morning until about Three in the Afternoon, for about 180 days a year, for about 12 Years, complete with Schoolwork, Homework, Tests, Grades, Graduation Requirements (GR), and Extracurricular Activities.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:
At a Restaurant, A Man asked a Waitress why the Children's Menu Prices were about 800 Times More than the Comparable Adult Meal Prices, and He was told by the Waitress, “Because of the Wear and Tear on the Children's High Chairs.”
A Man said to a guy, “There are Four VIPs Here.” And the guy asked, “Who?” And The Man replied, “This Very Important Paddle, and this Very Important Puddle, and also this Very Important Puzzle, and this Very Important Pizza.”
There were Very Comical Wrong Voices for when People Spoke.
A Man said to a Woman at The Dinner Table, “Louise, you need a Bigger Folder for Your Paperwork.” And Louise replied, “I have a Bigger Folder. Come outside with Me to see it.” And They went outside, and on The Lawn was a Gigantic Folder that was about 80 Feet Long and about 80 Feet Wide.
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And More of My Writings:
Y65. Point of Reference. Points of Reference. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y66. Device. Devices. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y67. Medicine. Medicines. Medication. Medications. Medicated. Medical. Medicals. Medically. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y68. Genetically Engineered. Genetic Engineering. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y69. Accurate. Accurately. Inaccurate. Inaccurately. Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y70. Categorize. Categorizes. Categorization. Categorizations. Categorized. Categorical. Categorically. Miscategorize. Miscategorizes. Miscategorization. Miscategorizations. Miscategorized. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y71. Label. Labels. Labeling. Labeled. Mislabel. Mislabels. Mislabeling. Mislabeled. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y72. Accurate. Accurately. Inaccurate. Inaccurately. Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y73. Red Flag (RF). Red Flags (RF). Red Flag Warning (RFW). Red Flag Warnings (RFW). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y74. Here are some Often Truthful, and Paraphrased, sayings: “Let Sleeping Dogs Sleep,” “Do Not Disturb,” “Intervene at Your Own Risk,” and “Intervene at Your Own Peril.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here is a Joke that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “That Food really Hit the Spot.” And The Woman asked, “What Spot?! What Spot are You Talking about?! What Spot did that Food Hit?!”
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Today I had a Great Time going to Church Services and eating at a Restaurant with Family and Friends. -- Brandon
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One of My Cousins won The Miss Oregon USA Beauty Pageant. -- Brandon
I had a Great Time Fishing with My Grandpa Today: We Caught a Fish. And I was The Netter. – Brandon
And More of My Writings:
Y75. Net. Nets. The Net (TN). The Nets (TN). A Net (AN). Some Nets (SN).
Y76. Netter. Netters. The Netter (TN). The Netters (TN). A Netter (AN). Some Netters (SN).
Y77. Fisher. Fishers. The Fisher (TF). The Fishers (TF). A Fisher (AF). Some Fishers (SF).
Y78. Fisherman. Fishermen. The Fisherman (TF). The Fishermen (TF). A Fisherman (AF). Some Fishermen (SF).
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Many People try to Rationalize Things that should Not be Rationalized. Thing A is Thing A. One Plus One Equals Two. Thing A is Not Thing B. One Plus One does Not Equal Eight. Right is Right. Wrong is Wrong. Good Morals do Not Change. Truth does Not Change. It does Not matter what supposed Opinion Polls say. Good Morality does Not Change. A Law may state that You cannot Pray to God and/or You cannot Read the Bible, and such a Law should Just be Ignored. An Abomination is an Abomination. A Grave Sin is a Grave Sin. A Serious Sin is a Serious Sin. Under the Guise of Toleration, some Individuals have tried to make other Individuals do Immoral Things that also contradict God's Law. Jury Nullification (JN) is a Real Concept -- it is when a Juror finds a Law Immoral, and therefore finds the Person Innocent. God's Law Trumps Man's Law. God is Perfect. And Humans are Not Perfect. Humans are Imperfect. And that is OK.
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Y79. And More of My Writings:
Some things are better expressed in Written Form, while others things are better expressed Verbally. An example of something that may be better expressed in Written Form is when someone asks, “What is your Brother's name again?” If the Person has more than one Brother, someone may think that they are referring to more than one Brother, when the Person really just wanted the name of one Brother, and the Person who was asked may have missed the subtle verbal clue of the singular tenses throughout the Question, such as Is instead of Are, and Name instead of Names. On the Flipside, when someone reads something, and the Writer is Not Present, then Questions may Not be answered in a Timely Manner; whereas when someone talks Verbally, then Questions about the Subject Matter can often be Answered more Quickly, and there is sometimes less Confusion. – Brandon
And More of My Writings:
Y80. The Blindspot (TB). The Blindspots (TB). A Blindspot (AB). Some Blindspots (SB). Blindspot – an area someone cannot see. Blindspots – some areas someone cannot see. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y81. Realist. The Realist (TR). The Realists (TR). A Realist (AR). Some Realists (SR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
In The Presidential Election, a Televised Debate consisted of only One Candidate who was in a Fierce debate with Himself, complete with arguing with Himself aloud.
Men and Women wearing and carrying Equipment said to a Woman, “We heard that You have a Text Message on Your Cellphone that You do Not want to Erase, and by Court Order you Must Erase that Text Message, as it can Clog up Your Cellphone. This Equipment will Unclog Your Cellphone by erasing that Text Message. This is for Your Own Good, as well as for the The Good of Society.”
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I had a Great Time visiting with Family and Friends in Central Oregon for about 3 weeks. We also had a Great Time at the Oregon Oktoberfest at Mount Angel. – Brandon
Many Individuals have Written Fables, and Many Individuals have Written Parables. A Fable often involves Animals and/or Objects as characters in the story, and a Parable often involves People as characters in the story.
Many Individuals believe in the Existence of ESP -- Extra-Sensory Perception, which is also often known as a Sixth Sense.
The Mysterious Paper:
A Man remarked how there were plenty of Resources, such as Metals and Electronics, to make Space Ships, and other things, although there is Not enough Money to make those Space Ships and other things. A Child then said, “Why Not chop down more trees and make more money with the paper from the Trees? Money is basically just paper made from Trees.” -- Brandon
Some More of My Writings:
Y82. At this Point. At these Points. At this Point in Time. At these Points of Time. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y83. At that Point. At those Points. At that Point of Time. At those Points of Time. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y84. True. Truly. Truth. Truthful. Truthfully. Truthfulness. Untrue. Untruthful. Untruthfulness. Untruthfulness. Not True (NT). Not Truly (NT). Not the Truth (NTT). Not Truthfully (NT). Non-Truthfulness (NT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y85. Literate. Literates. Literacy. Literature. Literatures. Illiterate. Illiterates. Illiteracy. Not Literate (NL). Non-Literates (NL). The Ability to Read. The Abilities to Read. The Inability to Read. The Inabilities to Read. At this Age (ATA). At these Ages (ATA). Not at this Age (NATA). Not at these Ages (NATA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y86. Intent. Intents. Good Intent (GI). Good Intents (GI). Bad Intent (BI). Bad Intents (BI). Neutral Intent (NI). Neutral Intents (NI). Intentional. Intentionally. Unintentional. Unintentionally. Not Intentional (NI). Not Intentionally (NI). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man wore a Huge Wig, and a Woman asked, “Why are You wearing such a Huge Wig?” And The Man replied, “I was told that I was a Big Wig, and I wanted to make that statement as close to being an Honest Statement as possible.”
At a Grocery Store, a guy asked a Man, “How much does that Toothbrush cost that's in Your Cart?” And The Man replied, “About 2 Dollars.” And the guy jumped up and down and yelled, “About 2 Dollars?! I have the Price Guide Right Here. It cost one dollar and ninety nine cents. Not about 2 Dollars!!!! Be Honest!!!!”
While in His Car, The Man said aloud, “Sorry Purple Automobile for making Fun of You.”
The Man, while touching His own Bare Arms, said to a Woman, “Don't be Alarmed, I am just Testing the Smoke Alarm.”
A Man was called onstage to Get The Best Hugging Award, as well as The Best Smooching Award.
A guy told a Woman, “I only got 5 out of 6 numbers right on a Lottery Ticket. So I threw it away. It would only be worth about 6 million dollars. I'm going out to lunch. Can I borrow 10 dollars for Lunch?”
A Man went inside His House, and there was only a Kitchen Sink in His House. And The Man said to a Woman, “I did Not mean it literally for You to pack everything but the Kitchen Sink for our Vacation.”
The Mother tucked Her Child into Bed, and She said to Him, “Goodnight. And I don't want to Hear a Peep from You tonight.” And then The Child said, “Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep.”
A Man asked a Woman, “Do you have a Fly Swatter in this House?” And The Woman replied, “We have the Natural Alternatives to Fly Swatters here.” And The Man asked, “What are the Natural Alternatives?” And The Woman replied, “Cob Webs and Spiders.”
A Joke that I Wrote: Mom said to Ted the Dog, “Read Your Bone, Ted.” And Ted said aloud, “If I could read My Bone, instead of Just Eating it, I would be Literate. Think how much a Literate Dog could bring in. But what do I know? All I can do is Speak aloud.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “I ate 382 Pieces of Pizza.” And the Woman asked, “What?! Is that in Your whole Lifetime? Or is there a Typo in what You just said?” And The Man replied, “I ate them about an hour ago at a Pizza Parlor. Each of the Pieces of Pizza were about 1/9 of an inch long, and about 1/8 of an inch wide. They were cut by Lasers.”
The Man said to a Woman, “I'm as Happy as a Clam.” And The Woman then got some Clams from Her Freezer, and She asked them, “Clams, are You Happy?! Are you Happy Clams?! You are Frozen through and through from being in the Freezer, and so I don't think that You're Happy.”
A Joke that I Wrote: What's the Point of The Toothpicks that are often Vertically Placed in Our Club Sandwiches at Restaurants? Are the Toothpicks there in an attempt to hold the Sandwiches together, or are they attempts to Impale the Sandwiches before they are devoured by Us? Did Vlad the Impaler create Club Sandwiches?
A Joke that I Wrote: The Man said to His Mother, “I will Miss You when I go on a Vacation.” And His Mother said, “I will Miss You too.” And The Man replied, “And I will Miss Myself too when I go on Vacation.” And The Mother said, “What do You mean that You'll Miss Yourself too?” And The Man replied, “I am sending My Clone on Vacation, and I'll be hiding out in the Attic for 12 days.”
A Joke that I Wrote: The Man bought groceries, and The Cashier said, “Oh, I almost Forgot, here is Your Expiration Date Guide for the Yogurt that You bought.” And The Cashier handed Him a Very Big Book. And The Man said, “Aren't the Expiration dates on The Yogurt?” And The Cashier replied, “Yes, although this Book recommends looking at approximately 93,000 different expiration dates for each section of yogurt.” And The Man said, “The Yogurt has been divided into about 93,000 Sections in this Book?! By the time that I look at all 93,000 Sections of Yogurt, all the Yogurt will have gone bad by then.” And The Cashier replied, “Ok.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
Why do Some Doughnuts have Holes in Their Centers? Is this an Attempt to Make the Doughnuts lose some Weight? Or can Doughnuts also be used as Eyeglasses?
A Joke that I Wrote: The Spaghetti yelled, “Stop! I don't want to have Sauce on Top of Me!”
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A Joke that I Wrote:
Mom said, “Ted, Carry that Drink to Brandon.” And Ted the Dog said, “I would if I could; however, I do Not have Opposable Thumbs.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Woman behind a Fair Booth said something Very Controversial about Modern Day Politics to a Man, and The Man replied, “Well, I believe that Giraffes, Rhinos, and Water Buffaloes should Wear Hats, and, with Broom Handles in their Mouths, should sweep up Trash on the Roads.”
An Often Truthful saying about Some Things is, “The Apple does Not Fall far from The Tree.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
The Man thought that a High School's Mock Trial involved Mocking People during Trials, and, when He attended a High School's Mock Trial, He got up during the Trial, and He Yelled, “Where is The Mocking? Why aren't You guys making Fun of Each Other? This is a Mock Trial isn't it?”
Another Joke that I Wrote: The Dream Team soon became The Self-Made Nightmare Team.
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
Ted the Dog said, “I heard there's a Party going on around here. Where's The Party?”
The Man said, “I have to Recharge My Paper, My Paperclips, and My Pants, or else they won't Work.”
A Joke that I Wrote: Mom said, “I am going to Park in a Shady place and leave the Air Conditioning on, Ted, while You briefly stay in the Car with Brandon.” And Ted the Dog said, “Mom, I don't want to stay in a Shady Place, as Shady things may Happen there.” And Mom replied, “By Shady, I mean a Place with a Tree that causes Shade.” And Ted said, “Oh, I thought that You meant Shady as in Questionable. Ok, I understand now.”
The Man said, “That is a Hopethetical Question.” And a guy replied, “You mean that it is a Hypothetical Question, right?” And The Man said, “No, it is a Hopethetical Question, as it may or may Not give Hope.”
Some of My Writings:
Y87. Hypothetical. Hypothetically. Not Hypothetical (NH). Not Hypothetically (NH). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y88. Interconnect. Interconnects. Interconnecting. Interconnected. Interconnectedness. Interconnectivity. Interconnecting System(s) (IS). Interconnected System(s) (IS). Not. Not a (NA). Not an (NA). Not the (NT). Not those (NT). A. An. The. Those. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y89. Fluid. Fluids. Fluidic. Fluid Intelligence(s) (FI). Crystallized Intelligence(s) (CI). Verbal. Verbally. Non-Verbal (NV). Non-Verbally (NV). Verbal Intelligence(s) (VI). Non-Verbal Intelligence(s) (NVI). Intelligence. Intelligences. Intelligence(s). A Type of Intelligence (ATOI). Types of Intelligence (TOI). Knowledge. Knowledges. Knowledgeable. Knowledgeability. Know How (KH). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y90. Isolated Incident (II). Isolated Incidents (II). Not an Isolated Incident (NAII). Not Isolated Incidents (NII). Pretty Much (PM). Basically. Approximately. About. Not Pretty Much (NPM). Not Basically (NB). Not Approximately (NA). Not About (NA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y91. Distort. Distorts. Distorting. Distorted. Distortion. Distortions. Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y92. Represent. Represents. Representing. Represented. Representation. Representations. Misrepresent. Misrepresents. Misrepresenting. Misrepresented. Misrepresentation. Misrepresentations. A Good Representation. Good Representations. A Bad Representation. Bad Representations. A Neutral Representation. Neutral Representations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
The Man said to a Woman, “Don't push that button in Our Car.” And The Woman asked, “Why?” And The Man said, “This car was a Fighter Jet before it became a Car, and that button is an Emergency Ejection Button.”
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Here is a Quote from the Writer, Erica Jong: “Exceptional people are often called crazy by the ordinary world.”
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And More of My Writings:
X77. An Aspect of (AAO). Some Aspects of (SAO). Aspect. Aspects. Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
X78. A Part of (APO). Some Parts of (SPO). Part of (PO). Parts of (PO). Part. Parts. Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
X79. A Feature of (AFO). Some Features of (SFO). Feature of (FO). Features of (FO). Feature. Features. Important. Very Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Not Important (NI). Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI).
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Some Good Information about Me:
As of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Business. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Place of Business. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Store. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Online Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Non-Online Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Non-Profit Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any For Profit Organization. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Restaurant. And as of 7/27/2015, I have Never been Banned from any Nation.
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And More of My Writings:
X80. Manifest. Manifests. Manifesting. Manifested. In that Way (ITW). In those Ways (ITW). Not in that Way (NITW). Not in those Ways (NITW). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X81. Hardwire. Hardwires. Hardwiring. Hardwired. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X82. God Given (GG). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
X83. Conscience.
X84. Conscious. Consciously. Consciousness.
X85. Clear Conscience (CC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X86. Freedom of Conscience. Freedoms of Conscience.
X87. Freedom of Belief. Freedoms of Beliefs.
X88. Conscientious Objector (CO). Conscientious Objectors (CO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X89. Objector. Objectors. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X90. Freedom of Speech. Freedoms of Speech.
X91. Limited Freedom of Speech. Limited Freedoms of Speech.
X92. Freedom of Religion. Freedoms of Religions.
X93. Limited Freedom of Religion. Limited Freedoms of Religion.
X94. Freedom. Freedoms. Limited Freedom (LF). Limited Freedoms (LF). Restricted Freedom (RF). Restricted Freedoms (RF). Limited and Restricted Freedom (LARF). Limited and Restricted Freedoms (LARF). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X95. Life. Living. Livings. Live. Lives. Lived.
X96. Right. Rights. A Real Right (ARR). The Real Rights (TRR). Real Right (RR). Real Rights (RR).
Here is a Quote from The Movie, Hearts in Atlantis: “It's funny how when you're a kid, a day can last forever. Now, all these years seem just like a blink.” And here is a Quote from the Movie, The Shining: “Some places are like people: some shine and some don't.”
And More of My Writings:
X97. Consensus. General Consensus (GC). The Consensus (TC). The General Consensus (TGC). Seems to be (STB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X98. Believer. Believers. A Believer (AB). Some Believers (SB). Many Believers (MB). The Believer (TB). The Believers (TB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
The Man Yelled, “There used to be a 6,539th! This is Not a Spoof. This is Not a Parody. This is Not a Satire. This is Not a Comedy. There used to be a 6,539th! Ladies and Gentlemen, There used to be a 6,539th!”
Roddy Piper, May You Rest in Peace (RIP). You are a Great Wrestler. And You are a Great Man. – Brandon
And More of My Writings:
X99. One. Two. Three. Four. Some. Many. Some Of. Many Of. A Little Of. A Lot Of. Of. Of That (OT). Of Those (OT). The Quantity (TQ). The Quantities (TQ). The Quality (TQ). The Qualities (TQ). The Amount(s) (TA). The Percentage(s) (TP). The Estimated Amount(s) (TEA). The Estimated Percentage(s) (TEP). The Reliability (TR). The Reliabilities (TR). Reliable. Reliability. Reliabilities. Consider The Source (CTS). Consider The Sources (CTS). The Source (TS). The Sources (TS). Source. Sources. Sourcing. Sourced. Common Sense (CS). Resource. Resources. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
X100. A Person. One Person. Two People. Three People. Four People. Some People. Many People. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y1. The Advocate (TA). The Advocates (TA). An Advocate (AA). Some Advocates (SA). Advocate. Advocates. Advocating. Advocated. For. Him. Her. Them. We. Us. You. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Some Headlines around The World:
Keira Knightley Says She's Often Mistaken for Natalie Portman and Britney Spears;
Courts Quietly Confirm MMR Vaccine Causes Autism;
Vaccine Court Awards Millions to Two Children with Autism;
Italian Court Rules MMR Vaccine Caused Autism;
Dr. Brownstein: “Mercury in Vaccines: A Ridiculous Practice.”
Whistleblower Claims CDC Covered Up Data Showing Vaccine-Autism Link;
New Survey Finds 52% Believe Life Begins at Conception, 66% Believe Unborn Children are People;
Ebola Virus in Africa Outbreak is a New Strain;
How Exercise Changes Our DNA;
Bellamy Salute;
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And Some More Headlines Around The World:
5 Most Amazing Angels Caught on Tape;
Portrait of an INTJ;
How Computer Animation Works;
U.S. Citizenship Through Parents or by Birth;
“Once A Marine, Always A Marine”;
Allergic to all Food?
Food Allergies and Food Intolerance;
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And More of My Writings:
Y2. Blown out of Proportion. Not Blown out of Proportion.
And More of My Writings:
Y3. Option A. Option B. Option C. Option D.
Y4. Response A. Response B. Response C. Response D.
Y5. Choice A. Choice B. Choice C. Choice D.
Y6. Action A. Action B. Action C. Action D.
Y7. Activity A. Activity B. Activity C. Activity D.
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And Some More of My Writings:
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Many People learned how to Read when They were about 11 years of age. And that is OK.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y8. De Facto – That which is Reality. De Jure – That which is By Right and/or Rightfully and/or By Law and/or Officially. De Facto (DF). De Jure (DJ).
Y9. Meme. Memes. Culture. Cultures. Culturally. Mores. Tradition. Traditions. Traditional. Traditionally. Traditionalist. Traditionalists. Information. Data. Datum. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y10. Zero. Zero Amount of Times (ZAOT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y11. Yes. No. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y12. Court. Courts. The Court (TC). The Courts (TC). The Court of (TCO). The Courts of (TCO). A Court (AC). Some Courts (SC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y13. Judge. Judges. Judging. Judged. Judgment. Judgments. The. A. Some. To. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y14. Discern. Discerns. Discerning. Discerned. Discernment. Discernments. To. The. A. Some. To. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y15. In the Jurisdiction of (ITJO). In the Jurisdictions of (ITJO). The Jurisdiction of (TJO). The Jurisdictions of (TJO).
About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y16. The Curtain. The Curtains. Behind the Curtain. Behind the Curtains. Not Behind the Curtain. Not Behind the Curtains. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y17. The Scene. The Scenes. Behind the Scene. Behind the Scenes. Behind the Scenery. Not Behind the Scene. Not Behind the Scenes. Not Behind the Scenery. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y18. Overt. Overtly. Covert. Covertly. Secret. Secrets. Secretiveness. Secretly. Top Secret (TS). Top Secrets (TS). Top Secretiveness (TS). Top Secretly (TS). Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y19. Classify. Classifies. Classifying. Classified. Highly. Not Highly (NH). Classification. Classifications. The Existence. The Existence of. Signify. Signifies. Signifying. Signified. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y20. Reality. The Reality (TR). Realities. The Realities (TR). Of the Situation (OTS). Of the Situations (OTS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y21. Open. Opens. Opening. Opened. Not Open (NO). Not Opens (NO). Not Opening (NO). Not Opened (NO). Close. Closes. Closing. Closed. Not Close (NC). Not Closes (NC). Not Closing (NC). Not Closed (NC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y22. Transparent. Transparence. Transparency. Transparently. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y23. Not Transparent (NT). Non-Transparence (NT). Non-Transparency (NT). Not Transparently (NT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y24. Known. Known to Someone. Known to Some People. Known to Many People. Well-Known. Well-Known to Someone. Well-Known to Some People. Well-Known to Many People. Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y25. Totalitarian. Non-Totalitarian. Repressive. A Repressive Regime. Repressive Regimes. A Totalitarian Regime. Totalitarian Regimes. Non-Repressive. A Non-Repressive Regime. Non-Repressive Regimes. A Non-Totalitarian Regime. Non-Totalitarian Regimes. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y26. The Venn Diagram (TVD). The Venn Diagrams (TVD). Both. Not Both (NB). Exclusive. Not Exclusive (NE). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y27. Member. Members. Membership. Memberships. Organization Member (OM). Organization Members (OM). Organization Membership (OM). Organization Memberships (OM). Organization. Organizations. Organizational. Organize. Organizes. Organizing. Organized. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y28. Accurate. Accurately. Accuracy. Estimated Accuracy (EA). Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). Non-Accuracy (NA). Non-Estimated Accuracy (NEA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y29. Intuition. Intuitions. Intuitive. Intuitive and True (IAT). Counter Intuitive (CI). Counter Intuitive and True (CIAT). True. False. God Given (GG). God Given Intuition(s) (GGI). God Given Instinct(s) (GGI). Natural. Naturals. Naturally. Unnatural. Unnaturally. Wholesome. Wholesomeness. Unwholesome. Unwholesomeness. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here is a Quote: “Nothing strengthens our love for others, as our prayer for them.”
And More of My Writings:
Y30. Making a Mound out of a Mole Hill. Not Making a Mound out of a Mole Hill. Making a Big Deal out of Nothing. Not Making a Big Deal out of Nothing. Making a Big Deal out of Basically Nothing of Real Importance. Not Making a Big Deal out of Basically Nothing of Real Importance. Exaggerate. Exaggeration. Not Exaggerate. Not an Exaggeration. Extremely Exaggerate. Extreme Exaggeration. Not Extremely Exaggerate. Not an Extreme Exaggeration. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y31. Supernatural. Supernaturally. Not Supernatural (NS). Not Supernaturally (NS). The Bible (TB). Biblical. Biblically. Not The Bible (NTB). Not Biblical (NB). Not Biblically (NB). Spiritual. Spirituality. Not Spiritual (NS). Not Spirituality (NS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y32. Pure. Purity. Purities. Purely. Purify. Purifies. Purifying. Purified. Purification. Purifications. The. A. Some. Many. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y33. Clean. Cleans. Cleaning. Cleaned. Cleaner. Cleaners. Cleanse. Cleanses. Cleansing. Cleansed. The. A. Some. Many. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Y34. Precedence. A Precedence. An Important Precedence. A Very Important Precedence. An Extremely Important Precedence. Non-Precedence. Not a Precedence. Not an Important Precedence. Not a Very Important Precedence. Not an Extremely Important Precedence. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y35. Real Precedence. A Real Precedence. An Important Real Precedence. A Very Important Real Precedence. An Extremely Important Real Precedence. Not a Real Precedence. Not an Important Real Precedence. Not a Very Important Real Precedence. Not an Extremely Important Real Precedence. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y36. Precedent. A Precedent. An Important Precedent. A Very Important Precedent. An Extremely Important Precedent. Not a Precedent. Non- Precedent. Not an Important Precedent. Not a Very Important Precedent. Not an Extremely Important Precedent. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y37. Real Precedent. A Real Precedent. An Important Real Precedent. A Very Important Real Precedent. An Extremely Important Real Precedent. Not a Real Precedent. Not an Important Real Precedent. Not a Very Important Real Precedent. Not an Extremely Important Real Precedent. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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In one of My Writings, The Man thought to Himself, “I do Not Believe that Person is a Member of that Organization.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y38. Complicate. Complicates. Complicating. Complicated. Complication. Complications. More Complicated than that (MCTT). Not Complicate (NC). Not Complicates (NC). Not Complicating (NC). Not Complicated (NC). Non-Complication (NC). Non-Complications (NC). Not More Complicated than that (NMCTT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y39. Easy. Easily. Not Easy (NE). Not Easily (NE). More Easy than that (METT). Not More Easy than that (NMETT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y40. As the often Truthful Saying States, “One Hand Washes the Other Hand.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Here is a Paraphrased, and Truthful, Saying: “If you have a Family that loves you, a few good Friends, Food on Your Table, and a Roof over Your Head, You are Richer than You may Think.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y41. A Form of (AFO). Some Forms of (SFO). The Forms of (TFO). A Type of (ATO). Some Types of (STO). The Types of (TTO). (A) (The) Form. (A) (The) (Some) Forms. (A) (The) Formation. (A) (The) (Some) Formations. (A) (The) Type. (A) (The) (Some) Types.
And More of My Writings:
Y42. Agenda. Agendas. (On) The Agenda ((O)TA). (On) The Agendas ((O)TA). (On) an Agenda ((O)AA). (On) Some Agendas ((O)SA). Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y43. Perspective. Perspectives. From the Perspective of (FTPO). From the Perspectives of (FTPO). The Perspective (TP). The Perspectives (TP). A Perspective (AP). Some Perspectives (SP). A Sense of Perspective (ASOP). A Sense of Perspective about (ASOPA). A Sense of (ASO). Senses of (SO). The Sense (TS). The Senses (TS). A Sense (AS). Some Senses (SS). A Sense of Balance (ASOB). Some Senses of Balance (SSOB). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y44. A Breath of Fresh Air (ABOFA). Some Breaths of Fresh Air (SBOFA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y45. A Part (AP). A Part of (APO). One Part of (OPO). Some Parts of (SPO). The Part of (TPO). The Parts of (TPO). An Important Part (AIP). An Important Part of (AIPO). One Important Part of (OIPO). Some Important Parts of (SIPO). The Important Part of (TIPO). The Important Parts of (TIPO). A Very Important Part (AVIP). A Very Important Part of (AVIPO). One Very Important Part of (OVIPO). Some Very Important Parts of (SVIPO). The Very Important Part of (TVIPO). The Very Important Parts of (TVIPO). An Extremely Important Part (AEIP). An Extremely Important Part of (AEIPO). One Extremely Important Part of (OEIPO). Some Extremely Important Parts of (SEIPO). The Extremely Important Part of (TEIPO). The Extremely Important Parts of (TEIPO). Component. Components. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y46. Not a Part (NAP). Not a Part of (NAPO). Not One Part of (NOPO). Not Some Parts of (NSPO). Not The Part of (NTPO). Not The Parts of (NTPO). Not an Important Part (NAIP). Not an Important Part of (NAIPO). Not One Important Part of (NOIPO). Not Some Important Parts of (NSIPO). Not The Important Part of (NTIPO). Not The Important Parts of (NTIPO). Not a Very Important Part (NAVIP). Not a Very Important Part of (NAVIPO). Not One Very Important Part of (NOVIPO). Not Some Very Important Parts of (NSVIPO). Not The Very Important Part of (NTVIPO). Not The Very Important Parts of (NTVIPO). Not an Extremely Important Part (NAEIP). Not an Extremely Important Part of (NAEIPO). Not One Extremely Important Part of (NOEIPO). Not Some Extremely Important Parts of (NSEIPO). Not The Extremely Important Part of (NTEIPO). Not The Extremely Important Parts of (NTEIPO). Component. Components. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y47. A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing. Wolves in Sheep's Clothing. False Flag (FF). False Flags (FF). False Flag Operation (FFO). False Flag Operations (FFO). False Uniform. False Uniforms. Someone pretending to be a Member of an Organization. Someone pretending to be a Member of Organizations. People pretending to be Members of an Organization. People pretending to be Members of Organizations. Deceive. Deceives. Deceiving. Deceived. Deception. Deceptively. Trick. Tricks. Tricking. Trickery. Tricked. An Attempt to (AAT). Attempts to (AT). By that Person (BTP). Not by that Person (NBTP). Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y48. Mutate. Mutates. Mutation. Mutations. Mutating. Mutated. Mutant. Mutants. Mutability. Mutabilities. Change. Changes. Changing. Changed. Changeling. Changelings. Changeability. Changeabilities. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y49. In all these Years that Has Never Happened (IATYTHNH). In all these Years that Has Never Happened Before (IATYTHNHB). In all these Years (IATY). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y50. From this Year to this Year. From Here to Here. From this Day to this Day. From this Date to this Date. From This to That. From this Age to this Age. On this Day. During this Year. During this Age. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y51. A Word (AW). Some Words (SW). A Sentence (AS). Some Sentences (SS). A Definition (AD). Some Definitions (SD). A Term (AT). Some Terms (ST). A Vocabulary (AV). Some Vocabularies (SV). A Picture (AP). Some Pictures (SP). A Symbol (AS). Some Symbols (SS). An Image (AI). Some Images (SI). A Metaphor (AM). Some Metaphors (SM). A Terminology (AT). Some Terminologies (ST). A Phrase (AP). Some Phrases (SP). A Slogan (AS). Some Slogans (SS). A Belief (AB). Some Beliefs (SB). A Thought (AT). Some Thoughts (ST). A Fact (AF). Some Facts (SF). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Joke that I Wrote:
Massages for Dishes, Silverware, and Glasses, and an attempt to Teach them how to Read and Write, and Putting Sunglasses and Hats on them because, “We do Not want them to get Sunburnt.”
And another Joke that I Wrote: A Man said to a Woman, “Lots of our Stuff goes Missing after We Leave them in the car. Do you think that Our Car is Stealing Our Possessions?” And the Woman laughed and said, “No, that is a Ridiculous thing to think.” Later on, in the Garage, The Car said aloud, “They are on to us.” And then a Raccoon Figurine, a Hose, and a Rake all said, “Tell Me about it.”
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And More of My Writings:
Y52. Impostor. Impostors. Not an Impostor (NAI). Not Impostors (NI). Traitor. Traitors. Not a Traitor (NAT). Not Traitors (NT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y53. A Hoax (AH). Some Hoaxes (SH). Hoax. Hoaxes. The Real Deal (TRD). The Real Deals (TRD). Real. Reality. Not a Hoax (NAH). Not Some Hoaxes (NSH). Not the Real Deal (NTRD). Not the Real Deals (NTRD). Not Real (NR). Not Reality (NR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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May you have a Happy Cousins Day. -- Brandon
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And More of My Writings:
Y54. The Plant (TP). The Plants (TP). Plant. Plants. Planting. Planted. Stage. Stages. Staging. Staged. A Plant can refer to either a Person or a Thing -- for example, A Plant can refer to a Person who was told to say or do something.
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And More of My Writings:
Y55. Simply. Simple. Simplify. Simplification. Over Simplification (OS). Over Simplifications (OS). Complicate. Complicates. Complicating. Complicated. Complication. Complications. Over Complication (OC). Over Complications (OC). Just Right (JR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y56. Safety. Safeties. Safety Net (SN). Safety Nets (SN). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y57. Conflict. Conflicts. A Conflict (AC). Some Conflicts (SC). A Minor Conflict (AMC). Some Minor Conflicts (SMC). A Major Conflict (AMC). Some Major Conflicts (SMC). Ongoing. Ended. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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And More of My Writings:
Y58. Sustain. Sustains. Sustainable. Sustainability. Not Sustain (NS). Not Sustains (NS). Not Sustainable (NS). Non-Sustainability (NS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
There are Different Skill Sets. Some People are Good at Certain Things. And I have had two different College History Professors tell the Class that they -- the History Professors who spoke to the Class -- are Not Very Good at Mathematics. And I do Know that They are Good at History and Memorization.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “I am Forever in Your Debt for that.” And The Woman replied, “I hope that You mean that Literally, because in 8 Trillion Years and Beyond, You will Still be in My Debt for that.”
A guy said to a Man, “Tell Me more about that. Take as much time as You want.” And The Man replied, “Do you have a Month to Listen?” And then The Man began talking Non-Stop to the guy for a Month.”
A Woman asked a Man, “What Time do You want Me to Wake You Up?” And The Man replied, “Whatever Time is Best for You.” And The Woman said, “OK.” And The Man went to Sleep at 11:08 p.m., and at 11:09 p.m. The Woman, while Banging Pots and Pans and Knocking at His Door Yelled, “It's Time to Get Up Sleepy Head.”
A Joke that I Wrote: A Man said to a Woman, “Don't worry, that guy won't be Stunned for too Long about that.” And The Woman replied, “He has Broad Shoulders then?” And The Man replied, “Yes, and I mean that Literally, as each of His Shoulders are 88 Feet Long.”
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Person does Not Speak for Me. And That Person does Not Speak for US. And Those People do Not Speak for Me. And Those People do Not Speak for US.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Comedian made a Big Deal that there was a small Paperclip on a Big Table, saying, “What are You Up to?! Why are You Cluttering My Table with this Paperclip?! What is Your Agenda by doing this?!”
A Man said to a Woman, “You always have a Friend with a Book.” And The Woman then said to a Book, “Book, are You My Friend? Why aren't You Talking, Book? What is Wrong? Book, are You Upset with Me? Why aren't You Speaking to Me Book? I thought that We were Friends.”
Paramedics came into a House and started Examining a Person, while saying, “We have Our Ears Metaphorically to The Ground, and We Heard through the Grapevine, actually more by Word of Mouth, that either Your Belly was Growling, or else Your Chair was Creaking, and We Need to get to the Bottom of This.”
A Man said to a Woman, “Would you like to read a Good Book?” And The Woman replied, “Why Yes, I would.” And The Man said, “Here you go, and it has Your Name on it, and I mean that Literally.” And then the Man began to Write the Woman's Name on the Book.
A Man said to a Woman, “I'm going to the Gym to Workout.” And the Woman said, “Will You Exercise for Me too?” And The Man said, “OK.” At The Gym, The Man went on a Treadmill, and then the Woman, who was sitting on a Couch watching Television, Began to Very Visibly Lose Weight. And When The Man lifted Weights at the Gym, The Woman Very Visibly began to Grow Large Muscles on Her Arms.
A Woman began a Comical Interrogation of a Chair, asking if The Chair knew where Her Husband went to.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Joke: There were Candy Bar and Soda Cops – Police Officers whose Jobs are Just to Make sure that People Eat Candy Bars and Drink Soda, and They asked People, “Have You ate Your Candy Bar Today? And Have you Drank Your Soda also?”
A Man kept on Opening a Refrigerator to See if the Light Went Off when the Door Closed – to No Avail.
A Man and a Woman were Both in a Huge Hurry to Eat Canned Food that Have Expiration Dates 3 Years from Now.
A Homemaker Fires Herself from Washing Dishes and doing other Work, and She Demotes Herself to only Changing the Television Channel Changer's Batteries when They Need to be Changed about every 2 years.
A Man gives a guy a Candy Bar, and the guy throws the candy bar down on the ground, and He yells, “What is this? I wanted to eat 100 Candy Bars so that I could grow to be 89 Feet Tall!”
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Kid asked for a Pay Raise from His Parents of 88 Trillion Dollars for every Homework Assignment that He does, and then He asked Them, “Or do You think that is Too Excessive?”
And Some More of My Writings:
Y59. Test. Tests. Testing. Tested. Test Market (TM). Test Markets (TM). Market. Markets. Marketing. Marketed. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man asked a Woman, “Can I have one of those Cookies that You Made?” And The Woman replied, “Today is Thursday, and Thursdays are Non-Sharing Days.”
A Man and a Woman both got Microscopes and other Scientific Equipment to see if there were any Bread Crumbs on Their Carpet.
A Joke that I Wrote: A Man got Very Close to a guy, and the guy yelled, “Get out of My Personal Space!” And The Man replied, “Have You got Ownership Papers for Your Personal Space? Do You have a Receipt for Your Personal Space?”
I learned from a Family Member (FM) that the Baptismal Outfit that I wore for My Baptism was the same one worn by My Uncle Perry and Grandpa Ted for their Baptisms.
There was a Big Umbrella where about 8 to about 800 People could get Under it.
Some Jokes that I Wrote: A Person thought that Calamari, because it came from Squid, could be used to Make Ink.
A Woman said to a guy, and this is My Husband. And the guy replied, “No one is sitting there.” And The Woman said, “My Husband is Invisible today.”
A Man began smelling about a Dozen Roses outside, and a Woman yelled, “I did Not mean it literally when I told You to Stop and Smell the Roses.”
A Man was Carrying Pots and Pans to a Party, with many Pots and Pans strapped to His Body by Ropes, and a Woman asked Him, “Why are you carrying all these Pots and Pans?” And The Man Replied, “For Entertainment Purposes in addition to the Fact that these Pots and Pans hide the Grape Juice Stains on My Clothing.”
A Joke that I Wrote: A Woman said to a Man, “You only weigh 1,200 Pounds. You should gain 800 more Pounds so that You are Not Blown away by the Wind. And, while You're at it, You should grow 21 More Feet Taller.”
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I had a Great Time with Family and Friends at a Church Service today. – Brandon
And Some More of My Writings:
A Paraphrased and Often Truthful saying is, “Where there is No Harm there is often No Foul.” Aka, “No Harm, No Foul.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to another Man, “You better Belly up to that Soda Fountain.”
A Man said to a Woman, “I'll be ready in 2 minutes.” And The Woman said, “I have My Stopwatch going right now, and if it is even a nanosecond more than 2 minutes, You are in Big Trouble, Mister.”
Regarding someone saying, in response to a Question about how his day went, that He was Voting for a Presidential Candidate that would seek to Peacefully Eliminate all Nuclear Weapons around the World, a Man said, “What has that got to do with the Price of Fish?” And a guy started talking about how that affected the Price of Fish, before The Man said, “I did Not mean that Literally when I asked what that has to do with the Price of Fish.”
A Man said, “I guess I'll have a piece of cheese. I haven't had any today.” And a guy jumped up and down and yelled at Him, “That's Not True! That's Not True! 23 and a Half Hours ago you ate Cottage Cheese. Don't You Remember?! Don't You Remember!? What's Wrong with You?!”
A Man got a Very Hard Question Right on a Game Show, and a guy said, “I would have gotten that Question Right if I wasn't preoccupied in thinking about Me Spilling Milk that one day 18 years ago.”
Many People began to Write in to Their Lawmakers to Proclaim September 7th a Legal Holiday in Recognition of both The Importance of Proper Food Digestion and The Ability to Read.
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I remember watching on Cable Television a Famous Comedian who had Pictures of President Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis, and The Comedian took away the Beard on the Picture of Abraham Lincoln, and Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis then looked almost Identical. – Brandon
As The End Result of The US Civil War Demonstrated, the Fifty States that Comprise The United States, in addition to The Federal Government, are in an Unbreakable Pact: No State can Really Leave, and No State can Really be Kicked Out. There is No Real Exit Clause. And that is OK.
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There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including Soul Man, the Star Trek Movies, Minority Report, Hearts in Atlantis, Fatherland, Pearl Harbor, Changeling, The Shining, Chain Reaction, The Silence of The Lambs, Hannibal, The Sum of All Fears, The Godfather Movies, The Lord of The Rings Movies, The Matrix Movies, The Gremlins Movies, Casablanca, The Terminator Movies, The Alien Movies, The Star Wars Movies, Amadeus, Basic Instinct, The Naked Gun Comedy Movies, The Ten Commandments, Noah, L.A. Confidential, The Indiana Jones Movies, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, A Beautiful Mind, Fargo, The Sixth Sense, The Net, Million Dollar Baby, The Wizard of Oz, Twelve Monkeys, The Jurassic Park Movies, World War Z, The Truman Show, ET: The Extra-Terrestrial, WarGames, Elizabeth and Elizabeth: The Golden Age, The Poltergeist Movies, The Village, The Omen Movies, The Good Shepherd, Brave New World, Dave, The Imitation Game, The X-Men Movies, The Graduate, Outbreak, Enemy at The Gates, Quiz Show, Alexander, The Rocky Movies, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, I, Robot, The Man Who Would be King, The Passion of The Christ, Ghost, The Bourne Movies, and Point of No Return.
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One of My Family Members (FM) told Me that another Family Member had an Extremely Bad Reaction to some Blonde Hair Dye.
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Some More of My Writings:
Y60. With a Grain of Salt. With Grains of Salt.
Y61. With a Grain of Salt (WAGOS). With Grains of Salt (WGOS).
Y62. Hive. Hives. The Hive. The Hives. A Hive. Some Hives.
Y63. Hive. Hives. The Hive (TH). The Hives (TH). A Hive (AH). Some Hives (SH).
Y64. This is what about 12 Years of School consisted of, in part, for Many other Individuals, and Me, until Our High School Graduations: From about ages 6 to 18, about every Monday through Friday wake up at about Seven in the Morning and go to school from about Eight in the Morning until about Three in the Afternoon, for about 180 days a year, for about 12 Years, complete with Schoolwork, Homework, Tests, Grades, Graduation Requirements (GR), and Extracurricular Activities.
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Some Jokes that I Wrote:
At a Restaurant, A Man asked a Waitress why the Children's Menu Prices were about 800 Times More than the Comparable Adult Meal Prices, and He was told by the Waitress, “Because of the Wear and Tear on the Children's High Chairs.”
A Man said to a guy, “There are Four VIPs Here.” And the guy asked, “Who?” And The Man replied, “This Very Important Paddle, and this Very Important Puddle, and also this Very Important Puzzle, and this Very Important Pizza.”
There were Very Comical Wrong Voices for when People Spoke.
A Man said to a Woman at The Dinner Table, “Louise, you need a Bigger Folder for Your Paperwork.” And Louise replied, “I have a Bigger Folder. Come outside with Me to see it.” And They went outside, and on The Lawn was a Gigantic Folder that was about 80 Feet Long and about 80 Feet Wide.
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And More of My Writings:
Y65. Point of Reference. Points of Reference. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y66. Device. Devices. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y67. Medicine. Medicines. Medication. Medications. Medicated. Medical. Medicals. Medically. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y68. Genetically Engineered. Genetic Engineering. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y69. Accurate. Accurately. Inaccurate. Inaccurately. Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y70. Categorize. Categorizes. Categorization. Categorizations. Categorized. Categorical. Categorically. Miscategorize. Miscategorizes. Miscategorization. Miscategorizations. Miscategorized. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y71. Label. Labels. Labeling. Labeled. Mislabel. Mislabels. Mislabeling. Mislabeled. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y72. Accurate. Accurately. Inaccurate. Inaccurately. Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y73. Red Flag (RF). Red Flags (RF). Red Flag Warning (RFW). Red Flag Warnings (RFW). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y74. Here are some Often Truthful, and Paraphrased, sayings: “Let Sleeping Dogs Sleep,” “Do Not Disturb,” “Intervene at Your Own Risk,” and “Intervene at Your Own Peril.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here is a Joke that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “That Food really Hit the Spot.” And The Woman asked, “What Spot?! What Spot are You Talking about?! What Spot did that Food Hit?!”
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Today I had a Great Time going to Church Services and eating at a Restaurant with Family and Friends. -- Brandon
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One of My Cousins won The Miss Oregon USA Beauty Pageant. -- Brandon
I had a Great Time Fishing with My Grandpa Today: We Caught a Fish. And I was The Netter. – Brandon
And More of My Writings:
Y75. Net. Nets. The Net (TN). The Nets (TN). A Net (AN). Some Nets (SN).
Y76. Netter. Netters. The Netter (TN). The Netters (TN). A Netter (AN). Some Netters (SN).
Y77. Fisher. Fishers. The Fisher (TF). The Fishers (TF). A Fisher (AF). Some Fishers (SF).
Y78. Fisherman. Fishermen. The Fisherman (TF). The Fishermen (TF). A Fisherman (AF). Some Fishermen (SF).
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Many People try to Rationalize Things that should Not be Rationalized. Thing A is Thing A. One Plus One Equals Two. Thing A is Not Thing B. One Plus One does Not Equal Eight. Right is Right. Wrong is Wrong. Good Morals do Not Change. Truth does Not Change. It does Not matter what supposed Opinion Polls say. Good Morality does Not Change. A Law may state that You cannot Pray to God and/or You cannot Read the Bible, and such a Law should Just be Ignored. An Abomination is an Abomination. A Grave Sin is a Grave Sin. A Serious Sin is a Serious Sin. Under the Guise of Toleration, some Individuals have tried to make other Individuals do Immoral Things that also contradict God's Law. Jury Nullification (JN) is a Real Concept -- it is when a Juror finds a Law Immoral, and therefore finds the Person Innocent. God's Law Trumps Man's Law. God is Perfect. And Humans are Not Perfect. Humans are Imperfect. And that is OK.
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Y79. And More of My Writings:
Some things are better expressed in Written Form, while others things are better expressed Verbally. An example of something that may be better expressed in Written Form is when someone asks, “What is your Brother's name again?” If the Person has more than one Brother, someone may think that they are referring to more than one Brother, when the Person really just wanted the name of one Brother, and the Person who was asked may have missed the subtle verbal clue of the singular tenses throughout the Question, such as Is instead of Are, and Name instead of Names. On the Flipside, when someone reads something, and the Writer is Not Present, then Questions may Not be answered in a Timely Manner; whereas when someone talks Verbally, then Questions about the Subject Matter can often be Answered more Quickly, and there is sometimes less Confusion. – Brandon
And More of My Writings:
Y80. The Blindspot (TB). The Blindspots (TB). A Blindspot (AB). Some Blindspots (SB). Blindspot – an area someone cannot see. Blindspots – some areas someone cannot see. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y81. Realist. The Realist (TR). The Realists (TR). A Realist (AR). Some Realists (SR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
In The Presidential Election, a Televised Debate consisted of only One Candidate who was in a Fierce debate with Himself, complete with arguing with Himself aloud.
Men and Women wearing and carrying Equipment said to a Woman, “We heard that You have a Text Message on Your Cellphone that You do Not want to Erase, and by Court Order you Must Erase that Text Message, as it can Clog up Your Cellphone. This Equipment will Unclog Your Cellphone by erasing that Text Message. This is for Your Own Good, as well as for the The Good of Society.”
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I had a Great Time visiting with Family and Friends in Central Oregon for about 3 weeks. We also had a Great Time at the Oregon Oktoberfest at Mount Angel. – Brandon
Many Individuals have Written Fables, and Many Individuals have Written Parables. A Fable often involves Animals and/or Objects as characters in the story, and a Parable often involves People as characters in the story.
Many Individuals believe in the Existence of ESP -- Extra-Sensory Perception, which is also often known as a Sixth Sense.
The Mysterious Paper:
A Man remarked how there were plenty of Resources, such as Metals and Electronics, to make Space Ships, and other things, although there is Not enough Money to make those Space Ships and other things. A Child then said, “Why Not chop down more trees and make more money with the paper from the Trees? Money is basically just paper made from Trees.” -- Brandon
Some More of My Writings:
Y82. At this Point. At these Points. At this Point in Time. At these Points of Time. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y83. At that Point. At those Points. At that Point of Time. At those Points of Time. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y84. True. Truly. Truth. Truthful. Truthfully. Truthfulness. Untrue. Untruthful. Untruthfulness. Untruthfulness. Not True (NT). Not Truly (NT). Not the Truth (NTT). Not Truthfully (NT). Non-Truthfulness (NT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y85. Literate. Literates. Literacy. Literature. Literatures. Illiterate. Illiterates. Illiteracy. Not Literate (NL). Non-Literates (NL). The Ability to Read. The Abilities to Read. The Inability to Read. The Inabilities to Read. At this Age (ATA). At these Ages (ATA). Not at this Age (NATA). Not at these Ages (NATA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y86. Intent. Intents. Good Intent (GI). Good Intents (GI). Bad Intent (BI). Bad Intents (BI). Neutral Intent (NI). Neutral Intents (NI). Intentional. Intentionally. Unintentional. Unintentionally. Not Intentional (NI). Not Intentionally (NI). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man wore a Huge Wig, and a Woman asked, “Why are You wearing such a Huge Wig?” And The Man replied, “I was told that I was a Big Wig, and I wanted to make that statement as close to being an Honest Statement as possible.”
At a Grocery Store, a guy asked a Man, “How much does that Toothbrush cost that's in Your Cart?” And The Man replied, “About 2 Dollars.” And the guy jumped up and down and yelled, “About 2 Dollars?! I have the Price Guide Right Here. It cost one dollar and ninety nine cents. Not about 2 Dollars!!!! Be Honest!!!!”
While in His Car, The Man said aloud, “Sorry Purple Automobile for making Fun of You.”
The Man, while touching His own Bare Arms, said to a Woman, “Don't be Alarmed, I am just Testing the Smoke Alarm.”
A Man was called onstage to Get The Best Hugging Award, as well as The Best Smooching Award.
A guy told a Woman, “I only got 5 out of 6 numbers right on a Lottery Ticket. So I threw it away. It would only be worth about 6 million dollars. I'm going out to lunch. Can I borrow 10 dollars for Lunch?”
A Man went inside His House, and there was only a Kitchen Sink in His House. And The Man said to a Woman, “I did Not mean it literally for You to pack everything but the Kitchen Sink for our Vacation.”
The Mother tucked Her Child into Bed, and She said to Him, “Goodnight. And I don't want to Hear a Peep from You tonight.” And then The Child said, “Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep.”
A Man asked a Woman, “Do you have a Fly Swatter in this House?” And The Woman replied, “We have the Natural Alternatives to Fly Swatters here.” And The Man asked, “What are the Natural Alternatives?” And The Woman replied, “Cob Webs and Spiders.”
A Joke that I Wrote: Mom said to Ted the Dog, “Read Your Bone, Ted.” And Ted said aloud, “If I could read My Bone, instead of Just Eating it, I would be Literate. Think how much a Literate Dog could bring in. But what do I know? All I can do is Speak aloud.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “I ate 382 Pieces of Pizza.” And the Woman asked, “What?! Is that in Your whole Lifetime? Or is there a Typo in what You just said?” And The Man replied, “I ate them about an hour ago at a Pizza Parlor. Each of the Pieces of Pizza were about 1/9 of an inch long, and about 1/8 of an inch wide. They were cut by Lasers.”
The Man said to a Woman, “I'm as Happy as a Clam.” And The Woman then got some Clams from Her Freezer, and She asked them, “Clams, are You Happy?! Are you Happy Clams?! You are Frozen through and through from being in the Freezer, and so I don't think that You're Happy.”
A Joke that I Wrote: What's the Point of The Toothpicks that are often Vertically Placed in Our Club Sandwiches at Restaurants? Are the Toothpicks there in an attempt to hold the Sandwiches together, or are they attempts to Impale the Sandwiches before they are devoured by Us? Did Vlad the Impaler create Club Sandwiches?
A Joke that I Wrote: The Man said to His Mother, “I will Miss You when I go on a Vacation.” And His Mother said, “I will Miss You too.” And The Man replied, “And I will Miss Myself too when I go on Vacation.” And The Mother said, “What do You mean that You'll Miss Yourself too?” And The Man replied, “I am sending My Clone on Vacation, and I'll be hiding out in the Attic for 12 days.”
A Joke that I Wrote: The Man bought groceries, and The Cashier said, “Oh, I almost Forgot, here is Your Expiration Date Guide for the Yogurt that You bought.” And The Cashier handed Him a Very Big Book. And The Man said, “Aren't the Expiration dates on The Yogurt?” And The Cashier replied, “Yes, although this Book recommends looking at approximately 93,000 different expiration dates for each section of yogurt.” And The Man said, “The Yogurt has been divided into about 93,000 Sections in this Book?! By the time that I look at all 93,000 Sections of Yogurt, all the Yogurt will have gone bad by then.” And The Cashier replied, “Ok.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
Why do Some Doughnuts have Holes in Their Centers? Is this an Attempt to Make the Doughnuts lose some Weight? Or can Doughnuts also be used as Eyeglasses?
A Joke that I Wrote: The Spaghetti yelled, “Stop! I don't want to have Sauce on Top of Me!”
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A Joke that I Wrote:
Mom said, “Ted, Carry that Drink to Brandon.” And Ted the Dog said, “I would if I could; however, I do Not have Opposable Thumbs.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Woman behind a Fair Booth said something Very Controversial about Modern Day Politics to a Man, and The Man replied, “Well, I believe that Giraffes, Rhinos, and Water Buffaloes should Wear Hats, and, with Broom Handles in their Mouths, should sweep up Trash on the Roads.”
An Often Truthful saying about Some Things is, “The Apple does Not Fall far from The Tree.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
The Man thought that a High School's Mock Trial involved Mocking People during Trials, and, when He attended a High School's Mock Trial, He got up during the Trial, and He Yelled, “Where is The Mocking? Why aren't You guys making Fun of Each Other? This is a Mock Trial isn't it?”
Another Joke that I Wrote: The Dream Team soon became The Self-Made Nightmare Team.
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
Ted the Dog said, “I heard there's a Party going on around here. Where's The Party?”
The Man said, “I have to Recharge My Paper, My Paperclips, and My Pants, or else they won't Work.”
A Joke that I Wrote: Mom said, “I am going to Park in a Shady place and leave the Air Conditioning on, Ted, while You briefly stay in the Car with Brandon.” And Ted the Dog said, “Mom, I don't want to stay in a Shady Place, as Shady things may Happen there.” And Mom replied, “By Shady, I mean a Place with a Tree that causes Shade.” And Ted said, “Oh, I thought that You meant Shady as in Questionable. Ok, I understand now.”
The Man said, “That is a Hopethetical Question.” And a guy replied, “You mean that it is a Hypothetical Question, right?” And The Man said, “No, it is a Hopethetical Question, as it may or may Not give Hope.”
Some of My Writings:
Y87. Hypothetical. Hypothetically. Not Hypothetical (NH). Not Hypothetically (NH). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y88. Interconnect. Interconnects. Interconnecting. Interconnected. Interconnectedness. Interconnectivity. Interconnecting System(s) (IS). Interconnected System(s) (IS). Not. Not a (NA). Not an (NA). Not the (NT). Not those (NT). A. An. The. Those. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y89. Fluid. Fluids. Fluidic. Fluid Intelligence(s) (FI). Crystallized Intelligence(s) (CI). Verbal. Verbally. Non-Verbal (NV). Non-Verbally (NV). Verbal Intelligence(s) (VI). Non-Verbal Intelligence(s) (NVI). Intelligence. Intelligences. Intelligence(s). A Type of Intelligence (ATOI). Types of Intelligence (TOI). Knowledge. Knowledges. Knowledgeable. Knowledgeability. Know How (KH). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y90. Isolated Incident (II). Isolated Incidents (II). Not an Isolated Incident (NAII). Not Isolated Incidents (NII). Pretty Much (PM). Basically. Approximately. About. Not Pretty Much (NPM). Not Basically (NB). Not Approximately (NA). Not About (NA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y91. Distort. Distorts. Distorting. Distorted. Distortion. Distortions. Not. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y92. Represent. Represents. Representing. Represented. Representation. Representations. Misrepresent. Misrepresents. Misrepresenting. Misrepresented. Misrepresentation. Misrepresentations. A Good Representation. Good Representations. A Bad Representation. Bad Representations. A Neutral Representation. Neutral Representations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
